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BBC to Put Entire Radio & TV Archive Online

Posted by CmdrTaco on Sun Aug 24, 2003 11:39 AM
from the a-helluva-lotta-bytes dept.
An anonymous reader writes "The BBC is to to put it's entire radio and television archive online, free for everyone, as the BBC Creative Archive." The article is a little thin on how far back these archives go, but regardless, this is a gigantic amount of data, and to see it go online, and open to the public is very cool.
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  • by Neophytus (642863) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:39AM (#6777878)
    All of the programmes currently avaliable are in streaming realmedia, catered to the 56k audiance. I could see this initiative falling flat on it's face unless a burnable, portable and high quality format is used.
    • by garcia (6573) * on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:41AM (#6777888) Homepage
      considering that he mentions that because of the availability of broadband as being one of the methods that allows this to happen, I doubt that they will continue to cater to the 56k realmedia format.
        • My friend used to use windows media player as his mp3 player. He stopped using it after we made fun of him.

          Other things we made our friend quite doing:

          - Talking to girls
          - His Dr. Who scarf was too short. Man, was that a riot.
          - He was living in his mom's basement (pretty normal like the rest of us) but he tried to do his own laundry! Quite the ribbing on that one. 35 year olds don't do their own laundry.
          - His episode of "Pretty Soldier Sailormoon" is the censored version where Usagi and Mamoru fall off the balcony WITHOUT the umbrella. Man, what a dork.

          Oh, there's plenty of others, but don't get me started!
        • by Joe Tie. (567096) on Sunday August 24 2003, @02:29PM (#6778781)
          Real media is a sick, sick dog that people just aren't willing to put to sleep.

          I'm very glad real is still around. The situation might change when Theora has an offcial release, but for the moment the only viable codecs/formats for low bitrate encodes come from Real and Microsoft. And while Real's support for non windows machines isn't perfect, it's far better than Microsoft's. Admitingly real's player is pretty bad, but most techy people are just going to be using real's codecs with another player anyway.
      • The government recently announced that it would have an review [bbc.co.uk] of the BBCs online activities, a clear retaliation over the Kelly affair.
      • Re:What and when? (Score:5, Interesting)

        by Blue Stone (582566) on Sunday August 24 2003, @01:10PM (#6778371) Homepage Journal
        "this is obviously a not particularly bright attempt by the BBC to defend a role which is no longer clear to themselves nor to the spin-based Blair dictatorship...

        That would be a broadcaster with a duty to serve the public, rather than exploit them to make revenue for shareholders, only catering to LCD large-revenue audiences, serving programmes as the carrot-to-get-eyes-watching-adverts in an arse-about-face way. Seems pretty clear to me.

        "recently torpedoed by the Kelly affair"

        If you read the Times or the Sun, operated by Rupert Murdoch who has an axe to grind against the BBC, because he would like to be the dominant force in British Media (God deliver us all from such a hellish fate.)

        "...with the review of the Royal Charter, which provides the conditions under which the BBC operates, due soon (I think in 2005,"

        2006

        " in any case before Tony the liar gets the boot); it looks like pre-emptive defensive action thus..."

        The BBC's internet arm is being reviewed currently. They've been making quite a push with their interactive TV services, and are constantly innovating.

        I think you're being cynical in suggesting the only reason that the Beeb is planning this is to defend against hostile forces in the government, though it will surely help.

        BBC Radio 7 [bbc.co.uk] currently available on DAB in the UK, and over the internet to the entire world, for free, makes the BBC radio archives available to everyone, in much the same way as this proposal (though a "listen again" function for the station is not, because of diverse licensing conditions.)

        What Greg Dyke announced is simply a bigger and broader development of things like BBC online Radio [bbc.co.uk], Radio 7, and many of it's news-themed programmes which are already available.

        I don't know what went on with the teletext thing you mention, maybe licensing/copyright issues, but it's a fact that you can listen to BBC radio for nothing, so it would seem unusual if this were being done to prevent anyone from outside "Little England" from getting BBC produced culture (see... I avoided "content.")

        In short they're not really known for their meanness in this regard.
        Your misting of the fire-logs seems a little unnecessary. :)

        • Re:What and when? (Score:4, Interesting)

          by awol (98751) on Sunday August 24 2003, @03:43PM (#6779076) Journal
          I agree wholeheartedly with your criticism of the original poster's position. One thing I would add though is the "brouhaha" that surrounds the BBC's internet presence. Many of the content providers in the UK are "concerned" that the BBC is subsidising it's internet presence with the License Fee payers money (for those that don't understand what that means, see the BBC web site somewhere) and thus distorting the profgitibility of web delivered content. I think their argument is a crock but it is a very interesting argument to have.

          Personally I think that the BBC's approach to interactive TV, digital TV and internet content is a salutory lesson to all those that believe that there is no place for publically funded media organisations like the BBC. I think they are actually innovating and their TV/Web/participation programs (and no I don't mean Fame Fscking Academy) are truly extraordinary. And whether they are responding to or prompting some of the work of the other commercial channels in the Uk, there are some _excellent_ (ok mainly educationally focused) programs being produced.

          Having access to all the clasic radio programs online is a delightful thought. Comedy alone is reason enought to be excited.
      • Re:What and when? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by mickwd (196449) on Sunday August 24 2003, @02:07PM (#6778645)
        "recently BBC changed even its teletext format to prevent users who receive spill-over broadcast (like myself in Belgium) to fully access teletext information; I have my doubts on their willingness to make something available for free outside of Little England"

        Rather a snide remark from some-one who used to get something for free that people in "Little England" have to pay for.

        You still get all their web content for free, don't you ?
  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:41AM (#6777892)
    This would be a great use for Bittorrent. It would be expensive for BBC to distrubite these; with Bittorrent, it would keep the costs down, and present a non-piracy method to the public.
  • by AtariDatacenter (31657) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:42AM (#6777893) Homepage
    Will it include Dr. Who?
    • by tjensor (571163) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:58AM (#6778003) Journal
      Interesting question - along with all the other "Will it include my favourie series" questions. At the moment, the BBC sells videos, dvds, audio tapes of its shows. Now I would think this brings in a reasonable amount of revenue. But if all the content is to be given away for free, surely these will die away?
    • by Bonker (243350) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:38PM (#6778214)
      Yeah, my hard drive is about to take a world class a**-f***ing.

      Doctor Who
      The Prisoner
      Hitchhikers Guide (Radio. Didn't care much for the TV.)
      Blake's 7
      Red Dwarf
      Faulty Towers
      Monty Python
      Etc... Etc...

      The real wonderful thing to think about here is not all the free video and audio, but the way having all this free video and audio around will inspire new writers to create stories like these.
  • YeeeeHAH! (Score:5, Funny)

    by Tsu Dho Nimh (663417) <abacaxiNO@SPAMhotmail.com> on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:42AM (#6777899)
    Finally, I can see the last 5 episodes of "Alo, Alo"!
  • Does this mean... (Score:4, Interesting)

    by diesel66 (254283) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:43AM (#6777902)
    That all the Monty Python episodes will be available? That would be really cool, but I just spent ~$100 on the 14 DVD boxed set. Nuts!
  • by aldoman (670791) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:44AM (#6777911) Homepage
    Hopefully they will do what they do with the BBC Broadband service - peer with DSL and cable ISPs so the bandwidth costs nothing apart from the upkeep of the system.

    This also means that international folks can't access it. Which is good since I pay my TV License...
  • by acceleriter (231439) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:47AM (#6777926)
    . . . taxpayer and contributor supported NPR [npr.org] only makes audio available in proprietary [audible.com], streaming [real.com] formats [windowsmedia.com]. Perhaps if they want to lock up their content, they should stop taking taxpayer money and donations, hmm?

    P.S.: Those things that sound like commercials in the NPR broadcast can't be commercials, because public radio doesn't have commercials by definition. They must be "sponsorship acknowledgements."

    • by kennylives (27274) on Sunday August 24 2003, @01:54PM (#6778587) Journal
      While I don't particularly like the use of proprietary streaming formats, I do recognise that they're using what's likely to reach a majority of their audience. Ideally, they could use MP3's, but I suspect that you're probably talking more along the lines of Ogg, which, let's be honest, doesn't even appear on the radar for these guys (nor most of their audience).

      So, yeah, you can write letters to them to make your displeasure known, and to try to convince them to use a more free-software-friendly format. But to characterise the use of RM/WM as a misuse of taxpayer money is just wrong. The fact is that NPR is not directly government funded, nor has it been for years. From the 2000 NPR annual report:

      NPR receives no direct general operating support from any national or local government source. NPR does compete along with other producers for specific project grants from federally funded entities such as the Corporation for Public Broadcasting, the National Science Foundation and the National Endowments for the Arts and the Humanities.

      (source - NPR Annual Report [npr.org] - page 21. Yes, it's a pdf, STFU). The report goes on to put the amount of money coming from those organizations at less than 2% of NPR's revenues.

  • by Scarblac (122480) <slashdot@gerlich.nl> on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:47AM (#6777930) Homepage

    This news absolutely makes my day. Week! If they manage to do this just a little, this just made my year.

    Quotes like this:
    "I believe that we are about to move into a second phase of the digital revolution, a phase which will be more about public than private value; about free, not pay services; about inclusivity, not exclusion.

    Doesn't that single quote look more exciting than a whole porn site? :-)

    The whole BBC library! All the documentaries and stuff... all the Monty Pythons, all the Young Ones, all the Bottoms, all the AbFab, all the Men Behaving Badly, all the Blackadders!

    All the cricket Test matches they used to broadcast!!

    Oh... Excuse me, I think I just wet my pants.

  • by arbitrary nickname (325162) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:48AM (#6777931)
    Will this just be news/education/documentaries? Or will it really include every episode of Doctor Who and Eastenders?....

    Wouldn't 'free, legal TV entertainment downloads' result in absoloute outrage from the MPAA and friends? I can't see it ever happenning....
    • Well, since they have the copyrights over loads of stuff, and they are a public organization, not a company, I think they'll just have to shut up. They're simply serving the public like they're supposed to :-)

      • Not only they can go fist themselves, this also shows how BBC might be able to almost singlehandedly destroy American near-monopoly on modern videocontent. A lot of exciting things might follow (of course, they might not) - the world might switch to mostly public-funded entertainment, news, etc., China (or some other country) might do the same with software, funding a lot of software development and releasing it for free to piss off Uncle Sam. Later on Japan might release for free its designs for nanobot as
  • by Makarakalax (658810) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:48AM (#6777941) Homepage
    Just wanted to point out to the world that TV License paying Brits like myself pay for the BBC. Just something to keep in mind when you're downloading Red Dwarf season 3.

    But don't get me wrong, I'd like to add how happy I am with the BBC; they offer fantastic services and I'm proud that they're available to everyone in the world. Without much doubt the quality of radio and TV in the UK is far better because of the BBC. Not to mention Brits won't put up with frequent or long advert breaks because the BBC channels have none!

    Also, it's refreshing to see a company be happier to let people enjoy it's IP than to be obsessed with milking the consumer for every penny it can.
    • I can say that, despite the fact that I don't even live in Europe, if I can download the entire Monty Python and Hittchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, the BBC will get a (small; I'm in college) amount of money in the mail from me.
    • by danila (69889) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:59PM (#6778324) Homepage
      Believe me, we (people outside UK) do and we are really grateful to people like you (no kidding). Tuning to BBC World is literally like a stream of fresh air in almost all countries. Unfortunately, there is no mechanism for us to support BBC, except to occasionally buy some DVDs, but Britain gets our most sincere gratitude.

      On an unrelated note, Global Business [bbc.co.uk] just started airing (and webcasting) the first episode of the 3-series programme about Russian business that I helped to make. :)
  • Bravo, BBC! (Score:5, Interesting)

    by nordicfrost (118437) * on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:52AM (#6777959)
    This is what a public broadcaster should do. Where I live, Norway, our public broadcaster has become more and more commercial. I'm starting to lose my belief in the license system because of all the crap that happens. The Norwegian public broadcaster demands that I pay 250 USD a year for having a TV. Before, this was OK but now this money goes to commercial crap and incredibly small target audiences.


    What really pissed me off a couple of months ago was that they CHARGED ME MONEY (4 USD) for watching a 5-minute part rerun on the web. I sent them a big fuck you-mail and asked what the hell was going on with the property of the people. The broadcaster is owned by the state, ergo the public. No reply.


    So kudos to the BBC, crap to NRK.

  • by Beniamino (21297) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:53AM (#6777968)
    [History of the BBC] [bbc.co.uk]

    The BBC was founded in 1922. They broadcast radio only until 1936 when they started their first TV channel. A lot of cool stuff.
    • by garethwi (118563) on Sunday August 24 2003, @01:20PM (#6778438) Homepage
      ...and I came across this paragraph

      Newsreader Bruce Belfrage was on air when 500lbs of explosives hit Broadcasting House in October 1940. He paused as he heard the bomb go off during his nine o'clock bulletin - but continued as normal, as he was not allowed to react on air because of security reasons. Seven people were killed.

      Did this man have balls of steel or what?
  • Hitchhiker's guide!? (Score:5, Informative)

    by JordanH (75307) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:53AM (#6777970) Homepage Journal
    If this includes the original Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy Radio shows from the early 80's this would be GREAT!

    Everybody I know who heard those broadcasts agrees that it was the best HHGTG of all. I don't believe they've ever been released exactly as originally broadcast. Transcripts are available of those shows, but these miss the subtle music and audio effects that made the show really wonderful. I know I was disappointed with some audio tapes I purchased years later.

    I've never been interested in ripping off Douglas Adams, or his family, by downloading mp3s that purport to be copies of the original show.

    • I don't believe they've ever been released exactly as originally broadcast.

      [fx: glances over at CD box sets of the two series, (c) BBC Worldwide 1996]

      Er... excuse me?

      Well, technically, you're right; I believe that there were some very minor changes; especially to the last couple of episodes which were recorded and mixed in a terrible hurry. But they are substantially as broadcast, and certainly what the original producers intended.

      And if these CDs really aren't available where you are (which I suspect they are), I expect that at least some of the MP3s out there are from them. (Not that I'm condoning that kind of thing, of course...)

  • by ratfynk (456467) on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:53AM (#6777977) Journal
    Does this mean if you query the cluster archive with 'why' 'archive' it will tell you 42?
  • How will it work? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by zero-one (79216) <jonathanwilliampayne&gmail,com> on Sunday August 24 2003, @11:54AM (#6777984) Homepage
    This seems like a good idea but I think there will be a lot of problems or limitations.

    The BBC appear to have sold the rights to many of their successful programs to other channels such as UK Gold. For more recent programs, they might not own the Internet rights to them if they have been made for the BBC by third party companies (I think this has stopped them from including some radio programs in thier existing (and very good) radio archive site. Also, what about international rights - I would guess there are many cases were the BBC have sold rights for brodcast in other contries to other broadcasters.

    While I think this good be very good, I wouldn't be suprised if it is limited to clips that are more useful for research purposes (like news footage and small budget documenteries) than the big money programs.

  • by listen (20464) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:02PM (#6778028)
    The Rupert Murdoch owned media has become increasingly shrill about the BBC. Recently a top Sky (Fox equivalent in the UK ) executive made a speech about what he wants done to the BBC:

    * Forced auction of any good programs the BBC makes to Sky and ITV (Honestly!! Anything good should be reaped from where it was produced, and interrupted with reams of shite car adverts.)
    * Enforced licence fee reductions
    * Banned from buying US imports (24, Buffy, etc)
    * All kinds of other random restrictions to make life easier for the bottom feeders at Newscorp.

    The Sun and Times, Murdochs bought rags, have also been consistently ragging on about the bullshit Iraq dossier affair, in which a BBC journalist is accused of actually telling the truth.

    This is the ultimate reply.

    " Fuck with us, we'll bury your "Footballers Wives" and "Sex in trashy Greek holiday resorts" crap in 70 years of quality broadcasting!"

    This is almost too good to be true. Have to see if Tony gets a call from Rupert, and poor old Greg Dyke gets his marching orders.
  • Great! (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Azureflare (645778) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:03PM (#6778029)
    How long will it take to watch all this programming? You could spend your whole life watching it.

    The amount of historical material is mind boggling! I'll be eager to support once it is available. We should have more broadcast companies trying to give "public value." Heh. I honestly can't imagine a company in the U.S. doing something like this.

    However, just to ponder, I remember reading that the BBC was getting a lot of flak for the suicide of David Kelly. I hope it's not too cynical to suggest that perhaps in some way, they are doing this to restore some of their image that may have been tarnished?

    At any rate, this is definately a very magnanimous thing for the BBC to do, and I am glad to see it.

  • by fuqqer (545069) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:06PM (#6778048) Homepage
    If the BBC releases their Radio Archive, they might be distributing great artist live performances like Jimi Hendrix and Led Zeppelin. I know that theses performances have been released on CD by major record labels.

    Will the RIAA go after the BBC for distributing their own recordings of someone else's material? Will they have to get permission from every artist they want to feature in their archive?

    If an artist knows I am recording their performance and chooses to perform anyway, do they own the rights to distribution or do I?

    I know they are dumb questions, but the mechanics of the ownership seem really confusing to me in an archive or library format.
    • The rights problems will have to be worked out (note that the announcement only covers the materials that te BBC has total rights to publish.)

      Over the past couple of years, all new contracts for radio work have included explicit agreements for Internet distribution. The Beebs internet radio services are being heavily promoted in the UK.

      The real problem is the use of Real formats :-)
  • by GojiraDeMonstah (588432) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:10PM (#6778077) Homepage
    • How can it be determined whether the use is commercial or not? I assume they mean you can't re-distribute the content for profit, but what about using the material as research for books or other for-sale works?
    • What will the RIAA say? Surely they won't just lie down while Beatles performances, John Peel Sessions [bbc.co.uk], and other huge cash cows are available for free.
    • What will the MPAA say? Apologies for not having done my research, but surely there are DVDs for sale at Best Buy of content distributed by members of the MPAA?
    • Will it only be material the BBC explicitly produced? Surely they, like other networks, have broadcast shows or footage that they didn't create.
    • What formats will be used? This seems like a thorny issue. Many of the most popular formats have strings attached. With the hoo-ha surrounding proprietary image and sound recording formats, what's the best set of technologies to use?
    • How long will it take to get the material online? It seems like this will be a never-ending project, with new content being created 24/7.
    • What will the order of precedence be? Will it be FIFO, FILO, by popularity, by media type?
    This is terribly exciting... I hope other media outlets follow suit.
    • What will the RIAA say?
      What will the MPAA say?

      Who gives a crap?

      Hint: The last A stands for America. No matter what they may have you believe, neither of these organisations mean a thing outside of the USA.

      Thankfully!!
    • Did you know there are places outside of america?
      The UK is not in america so the RIAA and MPAA have very little say there . Plus its the BBC , they are the british broadcastin service . You f with them and you can bet if your company does any shady business practices everyone will know (not just the UK , thats the miracle of syndication :-) . I tend to listen to the BBC world service on shortwave becuase the local media (CBC) is crap.
      As for BBC produced , those will probably happen first and then any witch
  • by Lord Kholdan (670731) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:17PM (#6778109)
    Please let it be divx instead of realmedia or other crap!
  • I love the BBC (Score:5, Interesting)

    by ralphclark (11346) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:33PM (#6778190) Journal
    Even with Sky satellite TV in the house, my wife and I spend most of our TV hours tuned into BBC1 & 2. Apart from the lack of annoying commercials, the BBC have consistently out-done all the commercial channels in terms of the quality of its programming. Way to go, BBC. We love you!

    Others have mentioned Dr Who, Black Adder and Monty Python's Flying Circus. Here are some other BBC classics, just a few favourites that spring to mind:

    Period Drama: Elizabeth I; I, Claudius
    Drama: Casualty
    Comedy: Fawlty Towers; Steptoe and Son; Only Fools and Horses; One Foot in the Grave; Red Dwarf; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
  • ... And I, not being a British subject, would still be willing to pay a lesser "TV tax" subscription for the access to a near-TV quality, downloadable archive in a portable format.

    Let's be fair: the cost of these fine productions (and let's not get into the nit-picks about cardboard sets and cheesy sci-fi aliens) has already been borne by the TV-tax paying British public. They got to see ad-free television produced by people who were willing to take artistic risks because the they weren't subject to the tyranny of the marketing department.

    If this is your style, I suspect you'd like to support them in producing more of the like. I like the sci-fi and the some of the comedy the BBC produces. If I could have access to new productions, even if it was a year or so after the first run in England, I'd would be willing to pay for it.

    I think this archive of older radio and TV is a fantastic idea, even if it's not in a portable format right now. Fair enough: if you getting it for free, you can't complain how you're getting it. If the BBC would like an extra revenue stream, earmarked to support risk-taking entertainment that might not be universally popular, but still take direct feedback from the public, rather than markerters, I'll find a way to convert a few US dollars to pounds sterling to support it.

    So, a question for anyone who wants to take it on: What would be a good business model for the BBC to take, understanding that their mandate is to produce entertainment for the British public, to enable foreigners to have access, provide support and feedback without jeopardizing that mandate?
    • well, you just spelled out the solution. Have a low monthly or yearly fee to cover the cost of bandwidth.

      So long as it doesn't cost extra to entertain non-brits it's not a problem for them. Also, one might argue that broadcasting british TV around the world is in the british interest, the more exposure you have to a culture the more likely it is you will visit / do business etc. etc.

      Ponxx
    • by garyok (218493) on Sunday August 24 2003, @05:09PM (#6779531)
      ... and that's the business model. I honestly don't see a future where anyone gets charged for the BBC, except the UK taxpayers. And I don't really want that to change, as that would make the BBC into just another commercial broadcaster, deciding its programming based on commercial criteria in the long run.

      The BBC isn't (and never was) just for UK residents. It's always had a mandate to bring culture (as opposed to ignorance) to everyone in the world. Yeah, the Beeb has priorities, and maybe they'll throttle the bandwidth to non-UK clients, but charging? Nah. And as a license payer I wouldn't want them to.

      While this idea might generate quite a bit of funding from the developed nations, it'd also block access from the developing nations, and it's the developing nations that would need this stuff the most. It's not just Blackadder and Dr. Who, there's a ton of educational material in the archives, including the Open University, that should be free to anyone with an internet connection (and a lot of patience).
  • by edunbar93 (141167) on Sunday August 24 2003, @12:53PM (#6778297)
    I can see how this can be a project that will be instantly way too expensive to keep going for the BBC. Because we all know that on opening day, the announcement will be here on Slashdot, home page of the entire world's geek population. And of course, we'll all be clamouring to download their entire archive all at once. If we don't make their servers beg for mercy, we'll melt their routers with the traffic.

    But I guess we'll just have to see. If it hasn't been done already, we should write them and recommend Bittorrent, or perhaps find good mirroring sites.
  • by Lust (14189) on Sunday August 24 2003, @01:37PM (#6778511) Homepage
    CBC has archives back to 1938 online HERE [archives.cbc.ca]. The radio broadcasts from the front line of WW II are really something.
  • by Odinson (4523) on Sunday August 24 2003, @09:32PM (#6781080) Homepage Journal
    "I believe that we are about to move into a second phase of the digital revolution, a phase which will be more about public than private value; about free, not pay services; about inclusivity, not exclusion.

    "In particular, it will be about how public money can be combined with new digital technologies to transform everyone's lives."

    Everywhere in hollywood, stars and middlemen, flunkies and directors, aging rockers and CEOs woke up screaming.

    "No.. no, not the Internet! Don't put it ON the INTERNET AAAAHHHHHH, OUR CONTROL, OUR MARGINS! NO PEOPLE NEED USSSSSSSSSSSS!!"

    You heartless British bastards.