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Star Wars TV Show

Posted by samzenpus on Wed Sep 29, 2004 06:00 PM
from the even-more-star-wars dept.
The lunatick writes "IESB and Theforce.net report a Star Wars TV show. Lucas will not direct it just produce it. Kevin Smith (Silent Bob, the clerks series) is named as a possible director."
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  • by ShakuniMama (785662) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:02PM (#10389112) Homepage
    hmm... maybe they'll be smart and incorporate some of the excellent books written by timothy zahn as screenplays.
    • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:05PM (#10389141)
      Or Paula Zahn, for that matter...
    • by Zocalo (252965) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:29PM (#10389379) Homepage
      Possible premises:
      • The Old Republic - Plenty of scope here for what things were like "before the dark times", but will probably become a "Jedi of the week" show soon enough
      • The Clone Wars - kind of covered in the animated series though
      • Young Luke Skywalker. Cute^H^H^H^H Irritating kids, races though Begger's Canyon and shooting womp rats...
      • What ever Lucas has in mind for VII-IX this week. Probably closest to your option, and the one I'd like to see; could even keep the extended universe stuff intact with a little effort.
        • Face it though, this is the person who brought us Jar-Jar Binks - it's going to be a rehash of Young Indy, isn't it?
      • by TykeClone (668449) <TykeClone@gmail.com> on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:48PM (#10389516) Homepage Journal
        Their best bet would be the Old Republic or the Clone Wars - anything that wouldn't regularly overlap on the movies. I think that fans would have a better time accepting a show that has a similar timeline to the movies, but doesn't feature any of the major characters from the movie.

        Might be interesting to see the Old Republic from the perspective of a different Jedi (one of the others from the movies - not one of the main ones) where you can also have some of the main Jedi showing up from time to time.

    • by Ralph Wiggam (22354) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @08:21PM (#10390121) Homepage
      The fact that the Zahn books exist make me so much madder about the new SW movies. There would have made excellent sequels. In episodes 4/5/6 the rebels fight the Empire and win. The books take place soon after that and involve the former rebels setting up a new government and defending against remnants of the Empire. Lando blew up the Death Star, but there are still a whole fleet of star destroyers out there. There's a very cool parallel involving Luke's growth from a kid with a disco haircut to Jedi master and the rebellion's growth from ragtag fighters to a galactic government.

      I have a bad feeeling that Lucas is going to leave instructions in his will that nobody can make any more SW movies.

      About the TV show: I imagine Kevin Smith sitting in a meeting going "I'll pay you a million dollars if you let me direct the show...no two million!"

      -B
  • bad Idea (Score:5, Insightful)

    by pyro101 (564166) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:03PM (#10389119) Homepage
    Kevin would have to be a moron to do it. No matter how good the tv series is it will be slammed as not as good as the original. Expecially if you expect 3-5 seasons worth of good stuff. There is no pleasing the star wars fans.
    • Re:bad Idea (Score:4, Funny)

      by Jeremiah Cornelius (137) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:18PM (#10389276) Homepage Journal
      I hope it's as good as the old Holiday Special [stomptokyo.com]!
    • Re:bad Idea (Score:5, Interesting)

      by Gooba42 (603597) <gooba42@gmail. c o m> on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:25PM (#10389343) Homepage
      Smith himself has said he wouldn't touch the Star Wars franchise with a ten foot pole. After seeing the uproar over Episode 1 & 2 he refuses to be accused of "raping someone's childhood".
    • Nonsense (Score:5, Insightful)

      by artemis67 (93453) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:57PM (#10389582) Homepage
      There is no pleasing the star wars fans.

      You're absolutely right! How could the man who gave us Howard the Duck ever do wrong?

      Sarcasm aside, Episodes I and II are dumbed-down versions of Star Wars. They were more about the special effects than about the story. I find it ridiculously simplistic that Senator Palpatine could so easily engineer the takeover of the Empire; are there no other senior politicians who are in this with him? And the acting is wooden; even Ewan McGregor, one of my favorite actors, stumbles through these movies like he's not quite sure how to handle the material. Given how gifted McGregor is, I have to assume that it's Lucas's direction and writing that are the problem.

      Thr first trilogy was made in the late 70's/early 80's, before the tech revolution. For most of us, it pushed the boundaries of science fiction. Two decades later, the tech concepts of the prequels are ho-hum. Lucas really needed to hand these off to someone who had a little more of a vision than he did.

      Can you imagine if Lucas had contracted the Wachowski Brothers to write and direct the prequels? Even the least favored movie in the Matrix trilogy blows away the Star Wars prequels.

      The best of the five Star Wars movies, SW:TESB, was not directed by Lucas. I think that that speaks volumes.
      • Re:Nonsense (Score:5, Interesting)

        by jokell82 (536447) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @07:28PM (#10389775) Homepage
        The best of the five Star Wars movies, SW:TESB, was not directed by Lucas. I think that that speaks volumes.

        And he didn't write it either. THAT is the main reason I think it's the best. He had a hand in ROTJ which is probably why we got the Ewoks.

        He has shown in the prequels that his writing ability is laughable at best.
    • Re:bad Idea (Score:5, Funny)

      by tolan-b (230077) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @07:34PM (#10389804)
      Yeah but tell me Silent Bob wouldn't make a kick arse sith lord..
  • My opinion (Score:3, Insightful)

    by networkBoy (774728) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:03PM (#10389120) Homepage Journal
    Bad idea. You want to run a franchise into the ground this is the way to do it.

    I'd think Star Trek would have demonstrated that already...
    -nB
    • hehheh.. but the thing that is.. somebody other than lucas is doing it so it might not be _that_ bad.

      it's already in ground. ep1 and ep2 make good kids flicks.. but had they been the first films in the series to be made would it be so huge? i doubt not.

    • by bob beta (778094) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:08PM (#10389166)
      You're right. If Star Trek hadn't made the mistake of making a TV Show, all the paperbacks and Souvineer LPs and stuff would have been far more successful.
  • Um (Score:5, Funny)

    by Minwee (522556) <dcr@neverwhen.org> on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:03PM (#10389123) Homepage
    Is there anything that Kevin Smith has not been named as a possible director for? I'm still waiting for his Green Lantern movie.
  • by fiannaFailMan (702447) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:04PM (#10389129) Journal
    Kevin Smith (Silent Bob, the clerks series) is named as a possible director.
    I can see it now.

    Darth: "No Luke, I am your father!"

    Luke: "You're my dad? Oh boy, and you know what the worst thing is?"

    Darth: "What, my son?"

    Luke: "I'm not even supposed to be here today!"

  • OMG! (Score:4, Funny)

    by xenostar (746407) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:05PM (#10389144)
    Does that mean it will have Mark Hamill as Cock-Knocker?
  • Is this real? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by lothar97 (768215) * <owen@smi[ ]ski.org ['gel' in gap]> on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:06PM (#10389150) Homepage Journal
    I checked USA Today, Google News, and Yahoo News, and was not able to find the actual story in USA Today. Doesn't USA Today put everything on the web? Shouldn't a rumor like this be substantiated a little bit more?
  • Bah. (Score:3, Insightful)

    by Telastyn (206146) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:07PM (#10389158)
    Star wars seems as though it is ill-suited for TV status. Giant space operas don't mix with 1 hour [plus commercial] slots.

    Hell, I'd rather see the afore mentioned Spaceballs sequel made into a TV series.
    • Re:Bah. (Score:5, Interesting)

      by DrDoombender (681389) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:24PM (#10389331)
      I'd have to dissagree with that. As far as I'm concerned Babylon 5 was a giant space soap opera. If you look at it from beginning to end, there is a giant purpose to how JMS wrote it. In fact, there was even hints that how the story turned out was not his true vision. That Sinclair was supposed to be the only "the one". In any case, babylon 5 is a giant soap opera, and it worked in a 1 hour time slot. Star Wars can do the same, it will all come down to the writers, and pray they aren't like the Star Trek writers.
    • Re:Bah. (Score:4, Interesting)

      by bckrispi (725257) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:57PM (#10389577)
      On the contrary, Lucas' original inspiration for SW, and later Indiana Jones were the Saturday afternoon serials he grew up with. A well done SW TV series could harken back to the classic sci-fi/western/adventure cliffhangers of the 50's. With all the pointless "reality TV" shit that the media demogaugs are cramming down our throat, having some escapist adventure once a week would be a fine alternative.

      Can he pull it off? Absolutely. Whine about GL all you want; you can not deny the fact that he and the team he personally assembled single handedly changed movies and fimmaking forever. THX, Pixar, ILM - all creations of the flannelled one. If he surrounds himself with the right talent, and maintains a level of quality control, it could be quite successful, and we can avoid a redux of the Holiday Special.

      Star Wars is ubiquitous to every single form of media except television. It only seems to be the next logical step after the prequels are finished. What Lucas needs to keep in mind is when to let it go. The idea is to stop when you see the shark you're about to jump.

    • Re:Bah. (Score:5, Interesting)

      by bar-agent (698856) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @08:09PM (#10390053)
      I think the best way to do a Star Wars TV show would be to do it as a combination of the old serials and short stories.

      The writers should be telling several stories. Each episode would cover a segment of one story. They might do one or two episodes of one story in a row, then switch over to another story for the next episode.

      Maybe they could follow an agent of the Imperial Scouting Service as they explore a new hyperspace route, or a couple of Corporate Sector Authority investigators checking out an industrial espionage situation. Maybe we could see the Black Sun organization, or do a couple of episodes on a Stormtrooper squad, like Troops.

      With this format, the show wouldn't be tied to any particular era. They could mix up genres. It certainly wouldn't get boring. There would be unlimited room for growth.

      As the series matures, maybe a couple of the storylines could touch each other. Perhaps the industrial espionage operation being investigated by the CSA is the same operation we see getting set up in the Black Sun story.

      I tell you, this idea is brilliant! Brilliant, I say!

      Now I just need to know who to send it to...
  • SG1.. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Manip (656104) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:08PM (#10389168)
    Before everyone suggests this is a bad move I just want to say look at SG1. The original movie was at best 'ok' but thanks to the series the brand is highly valued.

    • Re:SG1.. (Score:4, Insightful)

      by Webmonger (24302) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:50PM (#10389529) Homepage
      Yeah. Hardly any one liked the Buffy movie, but the TV show has its fans...

      But the TV show was better because its creator had more control. Lucas needs less control, if anything.
  • by ChangeOnInstall (589099) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:08PM (#10389169)
    Sorry, can't resist, I just have to post it :)
    (taken from http://www.whysanity.net/monos/clerks5.html)

    Building the Death Star
    written by Kevin Smith

    Randal: So they build another Death Star, right?
    Dante: Yeah.
    Randal: Now the first one they built was completed and fully operational before the Rebels destroyed it.
    Dante: Luke blew it up. Give credit where it's due.
    Randal:And the second one was still being built when they blew it up.
    Dante: Compliments of Lando Calrissian.
    Randal: Something just never sat right with me the second time they destroyed it. I could never put my finger on it-something just wasn't right.
    Dante: And you figured it out?
    Randal: Well, the thing is, the first Death Star was manned by the Imperial army-storm troopers, dignitaries- the only people onboard were Imperials.
    Dante: Basically.
    Randal: So when they blew it up, no prob. Evil is punished.
    Dante: And the second time around...?
    Randal: The second time around, it wasn't even finished yet. They were still under construction.
    Dante: So?
    Randal: A construction job of that magnitude would require a helluva lot more manpower than the Imperial army had to offer. I'll bet there were independent contractors working on that thing: plumbers, aluminum siders, roofers.
    Dante: Not just Imperials, is what you're getting at.
    Randal: Exactly. In order to get it built quickly and quietly they'd hire anybody who could do the job. Do you think the average storm trooper knows how to install a toilet main? All they know is killing and white uniforms.
    Dante: All right, so even if independent contractors are working on the Death Star, why are you uneasy with its destruction?
    Randal: All those innocent contractors hired to do a job were killed- casualties of a war they had nothing to do with. (notices Dante's confusion) All right, look-you're a roofer, and some juicy government contract comes your way; you got the wife and kids and the two-story in suburbia-this is a government contract, which means all sorts of benefits. All of a sudden these left-wing militants blast you with lasers and wipe out everyone within a three-mile radius. You didn't ask for that. You have no personal politics. You're just trying to scrape out a living.
    (The Blue-Collar Man (Thomas Burke) joins them.)
    Blue-Collar Man: Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt, but what were you talking about?
    Randal: The ending of Return of the Jedi.
    Dante: My friend is trying to convince me that any contractors working on the uncompleted Death Star were innocent victims when the space station was destroyed by the rebels.
    Blue-Collar Man: Well, I'm a contractor myself. I'm a roofer... (digs into pocket and produces business card) Dunn and Reddy Home Improvements. And speaking as a roofer, I can say that a roofer's personal politics come heavily into play when choosing jobs.
    Randal: Like when?
    Blue-Collar Man: Three months ago I was offered a job up in the hills. A beautiful house with tons of property. It was a simple reshingling job, but I was told that if it was finished within a day, my price would be doubled. Then I realized whose house it was.
    Dante: Whose house was it?
    Blue-Collar Man: Dominick Bambino's.
    Randal: "Babyface" Bambino? The gangster?
    Blue-Collar Man: The same. The money was right, but the risk was too big. I knew who he was, and based on that, I passed the job on to a friend of mine.
    Dante: Based on personal politics.
    Blue-Collar Man: Right. And that week, the Foresci family put a hit on Babyface's house. My friend was shot and killed. He wasn't even finished shingling.
    Rand
  • Lucas (Score:5, Funny)

    by nbert (785663) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:09PM (#10389185) Homepage Journal
    Lucas will not direct it just produce it.


    I guess that's the good part of the story
  • by SparksMcGee (812424) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:14PM (#10389233)
    ...As if the voices of a million Star Wars fans suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced...
  • by lawpoop (604919) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:16PM (#10389254) Homepage Journal
    If they steer away from the Save the Universe Big Deal stuff, and get into the nitty-gritty underworld of an entire galaxy. I enjoyed the Han Solo trilogy because they were something of a noir detective series -- a smuggler struggling to make it with only his wits. And Kevin Smith has already shown that he's concerned with some of the details of the SW universe (contractors on the Death Star). This might work out.

    Just show more Mos Eisleys, Death Stick Dealers, smugglers in crappy starships, malfunctioning droids, bounty hunters, weird aliens...

    • by BenjyD (316700) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:36PM (#10389431)
      But wasn't that the strength of the first trilogy (eps 4-6)? Because it started off half way through the story, with the saving the universe bit, it drew the audience into the world. They wanted to find out what was going on in this world the films so suddenly started off in.

      The prequel trilogy was doomed to fail because the story they tell isn't that interesting really, it's only interesting as a backdrop to episodes 4-6. All you really need to know about the story line of episodes 1-3 is summarised in about ten minutes in episodes 4-6.

      The movies make a big point of having little bits of the background world intrude into the films to create an interesting universe - the rubbish collecting gnome creatures in episode 4, all the aliens living their lives in the background. But, just like episodes 1-2(+3 probably), if you concentrate too much on that background, you realise it's not as interesting as it appeared from a distance.

      It's the same with Lord of the Rings. There's a huge backstory to the trilogy, but by starting the main story (Frodo and the Fellowship etc.) in the middle of that, you create a whole interesting world the reader wants to read about without having to bother with laboriously explaining it.
    • by dancingmad (128588) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @07:44PM (#10389871)
      That was the good thing about the X-Wing/TIE Fighter/XW Alliance PC games. For the most part, especially in the X-Wing games and the first campaigns in TIE Fighter you were a grunt, just another fighter pilot. You got a soldier's eye view of the Rebellion (from both sides) and it was interesting. Far more interesting than the bullshit prequel movies. You weren't saving the world, just doing your job in this universe and that was engaging and entertaing.

      I'd love to see some intelligent show that went along the same lines as that. I read those Han Solo books too, way back in the day, and I agree; you saw the "universe," people's lives, not just the world changing events.
  • by scoser (780371) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:19PM (#10389284) Journal
    In my opinion, a Star Wars TV series would work best with the timeline about 5000 years before the Battle of Yavin, which is around the time of action of Knights of the Old Republic. You've got the Sith Wars, the Mandalorian War, and the conflict with Exar Kun going on about that time, and there's a good amount of Jedi and Sith to do battle and tons of interesting worlds as well. With this we could avoid the same old "Empire vs. Rebels/Republic vs. Separatist" nonsense.
  • by Ianing (715094) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:22PM (#10389304) Homepage
    Who is gonna change channel first? Me or Greedo?
  • theforce.net? (Score:5, Informative)

    by JakiChan (141719) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:32PM (#10389396)
    They had it on their front page yesterday but pulled it or something and I can find no reference to the story today. They are tied very closely to Lucasfilm so it makes me wonder...
  • by sfjoe (470510) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:39PM (#10389451)
    Luke: Don't you never say an unkind word about the Time. Me and Silent Solo modeled our whole fucking lives around Morris Day and Jerome. I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant. What.

    [Silent Solo nods vigorously]

  • Wait a Minute... (Score:4, Insightful)

    by techsoldaten (309296) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:40PM (#10389468) Homepage Journal
    Wait a minute guys, this is a TV SCI-FI SERIES we are talking about here. There is no problem with them making Star Wars into the next Babylon 5, and here's why:

    What do you always get in a TV Sci-Fi series?

    Cheesecake.

    That's right, Cheesecake. The only compelling reason to watch sci-fi, and directors like to serve up big, heaping slices topped with insincere gravitas and skin tight costumes.

    Jerri Ryan, that Vulcan from 'Enterprise', Erin Grey, Lt. Orora, Tasha Yar (I think that was her name), Debbie from Sealab, um... someone from Babylon 5, uh...

    I actually don't watch that much TV, so I don't really know the whole list. I am certain there are some other people who can help fill in the details.

    But you get the drift, and I, for one, cannot wait until the first time someone has to swing across a vast chasm.

    Hoping to see Pam Anderson as a Grand Moff,
    M
  • by Clark_Griswold (692490) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:54PM (#10389561)
    It was shot as a reality show. Close your eyes and imagine... A house in the Hollywood hills where Chewbacca, an Ewok (yea, stock up on the Drano, the shower will DEFINETLY clog up), a couple of washed up robots, Jar-Jar and the rest of the gang are all living together. They all have to perform idiotic stunts to earn their food (Skippy peanut butter, Jell-O pudding pops and Schlitz malt liquor!) Every week the characters will put on a talent show (with themes like "Reenact Jack Soo's final episode on Barney Miller" or "Queer Eye for the Storm Trooper (they can keep the codpiece)". The television audience will then vote to eliminate or freeze in carbonite the character who puts on the worst act. The winner of the series will earn a dream vacation/vegas wedding with George Lucas himself!

    If its any different than that, it will be pure crap, nobody will watch it and it will be filed away in the history of TV Land failures, right behind Cop Rock.

  • by tm2b (42473) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @07:08PM (#10389666) Journal
    We'd then be stuck with:
    • CSI: Coruscant
    • Law & Order: Imperial Sedition Unit
    • Extreme Makeover: Padawan Edition
    • The Darth Vader Factor
    • Survivor: Dagobah
    • Who Wants To Marry A Sith Lord?
    • The Apprentice
    Damn. Actually I think I'd enjoy some of those.
  • by Jormundgandr (816741) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @07:09PM (#10389676) Journal
    You know guys, you could always not watch it.
    That pretty much works for me when I don't want to see a TV show.
  • ADMIRAL JAY AKBAR: All right, plan A. We wait 'till the Death Star's right about in orbit, then WHAM! Smack two fuckin' proton torpedoes right up its trench. We're all on 'em with the snub fighters, which Grand Moff LaFours won't be expectin' - their pitiful-ass defenses are designed for capital ships, baby! Then it's back to the Temple on Yavin for some hot Wookie sex and a fattie blunt. May the force be with us! Snootchie-bootchies!

    • Re:Ner..d? (Score:5, Interesting)

      by GFLPraxis (745118) on Wednesday September 29 2004, @06:43PM (#10389486) Homepage Journal
      Interesting. Hopefully, they'll either be based on:

      A) After Return of the Jedi- in this case, following the X-wing series (liberation of Coruscant and all) and the Thrawn trilogy (yay!) by Zahn. The problem with this is that the actors are way too old to play Luke and Wedge and Han and Leia and Lando.

      B) New Jedi Order. Some of the best books in all of Star Wars. The character shields are GONE- Chewbacca dies, along with a number of Expanded Universe characters throughout the year. The especially useful part is that it takes place 25 years after Return of the Jedi, meaning they could use Mark Hamill and he'd fit right in ;) The problem is twofold- 1) It'd be very, very easy to screw it up and make it really bad, and 2) To the people who haven't read the books in between, it'd look really silly- they finish the Clone Wars to have a Galactic Civil War, then after that go straight to the Yuuzhan Vong Invasion. One enemy for another.
      • Re:Ner..d? (Score:5, Interesting)

        by suckmysav (763172) <suckmysav&gmail,com> on Wednesday September 29 2004, @08:06PM (#10390032) Journal

        " The problem with this is that the actors are way too old to play Luke and Wedge and Han and Leia and Lando."

        That is not necessarily a problem. Many movies have gone onto TV series using entirely different casts than the original. The most obvious one that springs to mind is M*A*S*H. Ask just about anyone today "who played Hawkeye in MASH" and I doubt a single person would answer you with "Donald Sutherland"

        Granted, the bigscreen version M*A*S*H is not quite on par with Star Wars pop-culture-wise (although when it was first released it was highly successful and the main stars were very identifiable at the time). Also, M*A*S*H fans were probably never quite as obsessive as their Star Wars counterparts [nohomers.net].