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Is The 'CSI Phenomenon' Good For Science?

Posted by timothy on Wed Nov 17, 2004 04:42 PM
from the no-it's-good-for-advertisers dept.
Tycoon Guy writes "With CSI: Crime Scene Investigation airing its 100th episode this week, I wonder, how do Slashdot readers feel about the show, and its two spinoffs? On the one hand, they've caused a boom in the popularity of forensic science college courses, and they glamorize geeks bent over microscopes, rather than smarmy lawyers. On the other hand, they may also promote an inaccurate view of science: prosecutors throughout the country now worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts or even outright confessions, and instead exclusively demand the kind of forensic evidence they see on CSI. But of course, in the real world, you don't get a test like that in mere seconds - or without spending a substantial amount of money. So where does CSI rate on the geek scale for you?"
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  • Grade (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Raven42rac (448205) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:44PM (#10846568)
    I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials. There is some cool technology, however.
    • Re:Grade (Score:4, Funny)

      by deft (253558) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:56PM (#10846750) Homepage
      "I have not watched much of the show, but I don't much care for shows that wrap everything up in a neat little box and make people think that all crimes are solved in an hour, give or take commercials."

      I take it you're not a big fan of star trek either eh? :)
    • Re:Grade (Score:5, Insightful)

      by jargonCCNA (531779) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:57PM (#10846772) Homepage Journal
      Umm... there have been several episodes of CSI (and, if I recall correctly, though I hardly ever watch it, at least one of CSI Miami) where the team couldn't solve the crime; that something was missing that they just couldn't track down.

      See, the CSIs aren't perfect. They miss things. In fact, a few weeks ago, one of the characters' home lives is falling apart because of her dedication to her job. I wouldn't exactly call that glamourising the profession.
    • Re:Grade (Score:5, Interesting)

      by sgant (178166) <ksgant@gma[ ]com ['il.' in gap]> on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:08PM (#10846919) Homepage Journal
      I only saw the first two episodes of CSI:New York and just couldn't take it anymore. I mean, is it set like 10 years in the future or something because they're using technology that doesn't exist yet. And I guess the NYPD has one of the most sophisticated computer systems in the world! In one episode they were trying to triangulate the location of where a photograph was taken. They scanned in the photo of this girl with the skyline behind them. They simply clicked on the Empire State building and it gave them the exact hight, then they clicked on another building and the same thing happened, then they input the height of the girl and with a complete detailed 3D model of Manhattan they flew/zoomed to the exact address of where the photo was taken. Amazing. I hate crap like that.

      I mean, wouldn't it have been more interesting/dramatic if they looked at the photo, saw the skyline and one of the cops opens a book with the heights of buildings and does some writing on a scrap of paper and then looks at a wall map. One of the other cops could have said "what are you doing, how can you find her like that?" and the other cop could say "didn't you ever take Trig in high school?". Believable and real. Also, another episode they were able to track a rat that swallowed a bullet with a hand held scanner ala Total Recall....I shit you not...

      Now, the original CSI doesn't seem to do as much of this. Granted it has a little, but it's more believable.
      • Re:Grade (Score:5, Insightful)

        by ThomaMelas (631856) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:15PM (#10847014)
        I hate how they show PC's being used in forensics work on TV. I work for a company that does DVRs for CCTV systems and a ton of people call up wanting a system that will take a compressed file and let you Zoom it 50x and read newsprint at 200 ft away.
        • Re:Grade (Score:4, Insightful)

          by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:26PM (#10847859)
          I can't count the number of times I've seen a CSI episode where they start off with a thumbnail-sized image, and "enhance" (exact wording) it until it has the clarity and resolution of a 1Mbit image. Where did the extra pixels come from? Computerland??
        • Re:Grade (Score:5, Informative)

          by loraksus (171574) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @07:13PM (#10848303) Homepage
          Goddamnit, indeed.
          Not to sound like a tinfoil hat wearing american or anything, but I suspect that the shows are reinforcing the fact that the cameras are actually useful.

          The vast majority of cameras out there are pure crap, designed with resisting abuse in mind instead of quality. Some places put a lot of money into cameras (Worked at Mervyns for a while, loss had some nice zoom lenses)

          Still, if the video is stored, the quality will be dismal - cameras regularly record 10 or 24 hours onto a standard 2 hour vhs (the 6hrs slp ones). Not only that, but they mix the feeds from 8 cameras into a single scene.

          You won't realistically get better than a 320x240 image (if you get half that, I would be impressed) per scene off the tape, and that just isn't enough to be useful. Digital? Not much better, disk space is cheap and re-usable though.

          Quite simply, they can tell if you're wearing a hat, maybe how long your hair is, etc. Not much else.
      • Re:Grade (Score:4, Interesting)

        by Andy Dodd (701) <atd7 AT cornell DOT edu> on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:29PM (#10847197) Homepage
        I recall in at least one episode of the original CSI, Warrick wanted to use some nifty "electronic nose" device that was on loan from some company. Grissom made him do it the "old-fashioned" way for budget reasons.
      • Re:Grade (Score:5, Interesting)

        by plover (150551) * on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:45PM (#10848074) Homepage Journal
        Amazing. I hate crap like that.

        Personally, I love crap like that. Because it's cool to demonstrate to people that such software exists today.

        Think about it -- how difficult is that software to write? You just described its functional specifications and wrapped them in a single paragraph, including complaints. Sure, it would need to be customized on a city-by-city basis, but for a city the size of New York it wouldn't be impossible.

        As a matter of fact, I thought the whole idea was so cool I just now googled for more info. I found searching for the terms AeroTriangulation found a few software vendors who have products that combine maps and photos. Rockware seems to sell a lot of it. And I remembered that in a previous Slashdot story that there's a company performing a photolocation service! Here's the article. [newscientist.com]

        So, isn't it actually even cooler that the technology you reported them using was actually lower tech than the current state of the art in photolocation software? In reality nobody has to click on the Empire State Building, because the software already recognizes it! How cool is that?

    • Re:Grade (Score:5, Funny)

      by fenix down (206580) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:18PM (#10847791)
      It's not so much that they wrap everything up, it's just that the entire Miami police department apparently consists of the angsty guy from NYPD Blue driving around in a Hummer. The fucking FBI doesn't even dare challenge this guy's jurisdiction. State laws, federal laws, doesn't matter, Judge Dredd will terminate those responsible. I've seen him run kidnapping investigations, direct SWAT teams, they'll track down some suspect and they'll have like 40 guys in body armor and machine guns standing around outside, but then the big fucking glow-in-the-dark Hummer shows up and they're all "whoa, back up guys" and he kicks down the fucking door and takes out like 15 motherfucking KGB ninjas with flamethrowers or some shit.

      Fuck, you hire some guy to keep track of which blood spatters belong to who, and all of a sudden he's taken over the entire Florida legal system. You ever see any trials in this show? For all we know he just takes these fuckers out back and buries them in the motherfucking parking lot. It's not like he couldn't get away with it, he apparently got some kind of extra-legal status where he immediately just takes over command in any situation he wanders into.
  • My rating (Score:4, Funny)

    by yamcha666 (519244) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:44PM (#10846573) Homepage
    Um, I don't watch it. Futurama is my standard for geek shows.
  • by mphase (644838) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:44PM (#10846578) Homepage
    Yes. No. Maybe. I stand behind my answer..s.
  • by fireduck (197000) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:45PM (#10846581)
    watching a CSI episode you notice the box of Diamond Evolution One gloves on the bench and think "good choice, those are my favorites, as well..."

    I love the CSI, although I came to in way late. Nice thing is that Spike TV shows 2 reruns back to back at 7 each night.
    • by reverseengineer (580922) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:53PM (#10847524)
      I personally like CSI, though I only catch it once in a while. As an analytical chemist, I can often tell whether the forensic science is legit on CSI or a similar show, and while CSI is far from being completely realistic, I usually cut it slack because the errors tend to be matters of degree rather than utter fabrications. I mean, they could have just written a magical "crimeputer" into the show where evidence goes in one end and the name of the guilty party prints out at the other. Instead, they do make an effort to get science right, but with the caveat that sometimes the science must be squeezed into the storytelling. For shows like CSI, but also for detective shows in general, the case needs to be wrapped up within an episode (or 2 for the big To Be Continued... episodes popular around sweeps). So just as a show like "Law and Order" usually fast forwards through the more mundane legal proceedings in order to get to the dramatic clinching testimony and verdict, CSI makes complicated assays take minutes instead of hours or days so they can hurry to the point where the investigators march up to the suspect with infallible evidence in hand. It's marketed as entertainment, I can understand that- if anything, I think the science can serve as a starting point for viewers, who after the show just might google for some technique they saw and actually learn something.

      They at least talk about doing real things like Western blots and mass spec- once while flipping channels I caught a minute of Navy NCIS where someone mentioned doing an ELISA. In particular, these shows tend to do a nice job of explaining the principles behind a test while they perform it- occasionally I learn new things, though occasionally there will be something explained where I'm thinking, "um, it's not exactly how you say,"- I'm sure the same is true for medical professionals who watch "ER," cops who watch "NYPD Blue," etc. Now, once again, I say that as a chemist- people in other fields may have more of an issue with how their work is represented on such shows- for one, I'm sure that as is usual for television, the capabilities and use of computers are misrepresented. What personally bugs me more than the science itself on CSI and its ilk is the budget that these crime labs seem to have. If anything, these shows might give people the idea that forensics labs have infinite time, money, and resources to ensure justice is done in each and every case.

      It'd be nice, though, if once in a while they'd use a couple of minutes at the end of the show to mention real forensics and the shortcuts they took during the episode- and possibly mention that in reality, sometimes the results are inconclusive, even if everyone did their jobs right.

      Oh, and second the parent- Diamond Evolution One are some nice gloves- though I prefer the MicroGrip purple nitriles myself.

  • by FusionJunky (205375) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:45PM (#10846583) Homepage
    Television influencing people into having twisted world-views!? Never!
  • by swordboy (472941) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:45PM (#10846586) Journal
    Does anyone else *love* infinite resolution? I want a 320x200 security camera that can zoom in on someone's drivers license from 200 yards.
    • Indeed. I'd really like to get a hold of the filter that lets them turn 6 pixels into a licence plate. Do you think it would be available for The GIMP?

    • by Don Sample (57699) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:12PM (#10847735)
      It's sad when Buffy the Vampire Slayer has a better grasp of reality:
      In the episode The Prom they're watching a tape of a demon attack:
      CORDELIA: Look! Right there. Zoom in on that.

      XANDER: Zoom in? this is a video tape.
      CORDELIA: So? They do it on TV all the time.
      • by Jerf (17166) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:19PM (#10847062) Journal
        You can wavelet and fractalate and vigourously wave your hands in the air until the lift you generate pulls you alongside a cruising 747, but you can not get more information than exists out of an image.

        Most zooming algorithms suck, compared to the true content of the image, which is why we can do much better with our eyes. We know that is a "car", so we don't interpolate, say, a tire with jaggy lines, we know it is round.

        But ultimately, take a fuzzy, off-true "3" and "5" and zoom out/blur enough, and there is no difference between the two, thus, no way to "backtrack" to the original image. There is a fundamental limit, and CSI routinely passes it.

        You can play with contrast and brightness and sometimes retrieve a number or something. But your human eyes are already as good as you can expect at extracting a "3" from an image with suitable brightness and contrast. If you can't already see it, no magic algorithm is going to help. (I'm confident in this case our brains are close enough to optimal on this problem that no significant improvement can be made, even in theory, on still images.)
        • by lakeland (218447) <lakeland@acm.org> on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:27PM (#10847176) Homepage
          You're 100% correct (of course). But try playing with some of the best software out there sometime.

          It is really amazing just how much information is in the low-res source file, encoded as slight changes in colour values. And the best software does an unbelieveable job of extracting that (making huge guesses along the way). Sure, the guesses do mean it will get it totally wrong occasionally and show things that were never there, but most of the time they're right.
        • Fractalate (Score:5, Funny)

          by dexter riley (556126) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:08PM (#10847694)
          You can wavelet and fractalate and vigourously wave your hands in the air

          Fractalate!
          Fractalate!

          How did you know this would be my new favorite word? Honestly, if you had used "wavify" instead of "wavelet", I would have mailed you a ham out of sheer glee.
  • by Lovedumplingx (245300) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:45PM (#10846589)
    I think the show is good for science, but as you stated can be bad for the judiciary system. Is it ever a bad thing to have the populice become enamored with knowledge?

    Your concerns about the judiciary system are warrented though but I wonder if that will ever be too big of an issue that we have to deal with.
    • by underpar (792569) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:54PM (#10846717) Homepage
      Common sense and prejudice still seem to rule. All things are normal in the criminal justice system.

      Scott Peterson was convicted based on circumstantial evidence and just being a bad guy. Forensic evidence did nothing. Prosecutors don't have to worry.
  • by yorkpaddy (830859) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:46PM (#10846593)
    Its good to have the public have some knowledge of forensics. The OJ jury didn't believe overwelming forensics and set him free. Juries should also be smart enough to know hen to believe eyewitness accounts. oops, hoping for to much, why should I expect juries to be smart
    • by nfras (313241) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:05PM (#10846879)
      Actually, the OJ Simpson case is a good example of when the jury used forensic evidence properly. The jury was presented with lots of DNA evidence, blood stains, foot prints etc. When Mark Furman was asked if he planted evidence, he pleaded the fifth amendment. All forensic evidence is therefore suspect and cannot be given any weight. No matter whether you think he did it or not, the jury had no option but to acquit.
      CSI is a good show, but it's just that, a show. The photographic close ups are the best. I remember one where they had a photo of a girl, there was a blur in her eye which they managed to extrapolate into a picture of her killer, pin sharp. It just not feasible.
      I also love the nice sharp finger prints they take off wood, no hint of wood grain.
      A bit more realism would be nice.
        • by TekPolitik (147802) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:21PM (#10847830) Journal
          you are specifically instructed as a juror that the 5th amendment can not be construed to imply guilt. It would defeat the point of the 5th amendment if you did that.

          It is way more complicated than that. Even if it weren't, your point is not relevant.

          The question in the criminal trial is not whether the (non-accused) person giving the evidence is guilty, it is whether the evidence has been presented to find the accused guilty beyond reasonable doubt. The fact that the person giving evidence took the 5th cannot be used to imply their guilt, but it does deprive the court of the evidence needed to judge the value of other evidence. That clearly leaves the evidence in doubt. It is not that it was made weaker by the refusal to testify, but that it was not given adequate strength by favourable testimony.

          Even the fact that the accused didn't testify will have this result. If they do have testify as to their innocence, then as long as they don't screw up (which is an extreme risk in testifying in your own trial since any slip-up is more damning because it comes from your own mouth), they will provide more evidence in their favour than if they do not testify.

          The difference may seem to be one of semantics, but it is a difference well understood by lawyers. It's a bitch for judges to try to explain it to juries though.

          The beyond reasonable doubt standard does tend to favour the accused anywhere the evidence is weak or lacks support - but of course it's meant to do that.

    • by Reverberant (303566) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:06PM (#10846889) Homepage
      The OJ jury didn't believe overwelming forensics and set him free.

      In the OJ case, it wasn't about believing the forensics, it was about believing whether or not the forensics were tampered with. It's not like the LAPD (at the time) was the most honest of police forces.

    • by drmerope (771119) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:27PM (#10847171)
      Before you get too enthused about forensic science. You should read and understand the prosecutors fallacy [wikipedia.org].
  • Overall, it's good (Score:5, Insightful)

    by eln (21727) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:46PM (#10846596) Homepage
    Sure, there is a lot of junk science, but I think anything that stimulates interest in the justice system, and that helps to reduce the stigma surrounding jury duty, should help to grow the pool of willing potential jurors. Otherwise, the only people you get on juries are the ones too stupid to figure out a good excuse to get out of jury duty.

    For years, jury duty has been seen as a nuisance to get out of however possible. Now, there is a real trend toward seeing jury duty as your civic responsibility, and taking it seriously, and even getting excited about it. I think overall this is good for the criminal justice system.
  • by mekkab (133181) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:47PM (#10846604) Homepage Journal
    1) anything that promotes interest in science (no matter how glamourized and unrealistic) is a boon.

    2) Jury instruction should be enough of a factor. Also, your reliance on the veracity of eye witness testimony [colchsfc.ac.uk] is amusing, considering how unreliable IT is.
  • Full of bad science (Score:5, Informative)

    by crow (16139) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:48PM (#10846626) Homepage Journal
    They get the science and technology wrong as often as right. It seems like every other episode where they enhance three pixels of an image to get a recognizable face in a reflection. Or there was the CSI:Miami where they got a saved email off of the wireless router that the person had connected through. At least when they got image data out of the NTSC overscan, they were using a real concept, even if the amount of overscan they recovered was vastly exaggerated.
    • by javaxman (705658) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:33PM (#10847255) Journal
      I know a couple of people who are really into forensics. Honest, I swear, it's not me, it's just the crowd I hang out with. They do stuff like take classes in forensics, just for fun, even though they aren't part of any degree program. Total sickos. I love 'em, and would find the stuff just as interesting if I didn't have some strange aversion to dead bodies.

      Anyway, my friends took a lecture series on forensics, and came back after every session talking about how much time each guest speaker put into informing the class of just how wrong CSI is about so very many very basic, important things.

      The science on the show is junk. Almost nothing is right- it's wrong way more often than right.

      Just one blatant example? It's apparently really, really, really, really difficult to estimate time of death from a body alone. On these shows, they pretend to be able to estimate TOD very accurately. It's a joke, except that it sets up people to expect a real-life forensics expert to do things they can't possibly do.

      So, in the final analysis, it's a double-edged sword, but it's more bad than good, just because it spreads soooo much disinformation, without enough warning that "the science in this show is fake, fake, fake; you won't learn anything true; don't believe a thing you see here, this is written by a TV show hack without review for technical validity of any kind". Really, it should have that kind of warning, the science to these shows is so far off.

  • CSI isn't bad (Score:5, Interesting)

    by siskbc (598067) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:50PM (#10846656) Homepage
    As a chemist who's had a little forensics training, the science is not bad.

    As for the submitter's question, eyewitness accounts are usually the absolute worst forms of evidence. It's especially bad when the witness doesn't actually know the defendant.

    And I would say relevations regarding the liberties taken by cops with the Bill of Rights and Miranda have shaken faith in confessions more than shows like CSI have.

    I'd say that having juries full of self-styled experts based on TV knowledge ain't great. But it's better than it was in the 90's, when you could snow over a jury with science evidence debate they don't understand. Used to be an easy way to get reasonable doubt.

    All in all, I don't think education is a bad thing, and as I said CSI doesn't do a bad job. As long as the juries don't think they're experts, it should be OK.

  • by Life2Short (593815) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:51PM (#10846666)
    As a faculty member at a small college, I cannot believe how many prospective and first year students approach me and tell me they are interested in forensic psychology, criminal profiling, etc.. How many of these jobs are actually out there? Aren't there only a few criminal profilers in the entire FBI? Is there any reason to expect that the number of job opportunities in this area are going to increase in the coming years? Fortunately college-level chemistry courses have a way of weeding out students quite quickly... If I had a penny for every poor pre-med student who took organic chemistry and then showed up in my office to ask me about psychology as a possible major... Heck, the only reason I went into Psychlogy was because of the old Bob Newhart show. I thought it would be great to be married to Suzanne Pleshette and live in downtown Chicago...
  • by Infonaut (96956) <infonaut@gmail.com> on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:52PM (#10846677) Homepage Journal
    If the net effect of CSI is more students taking science courses, then I say "go CSI!" I've never even watched the show, but this country desperately needs young scientists. This reminds me of the effect "Top Gun" had on Air Force (yes, Air Force) recruitment.

    As for prosecutors worrying about CSI making juries expect TV-like evidence, the judge sets the jury's expectations. In general, juries in the United States are seriously flawed due to the exemptions provided to most educated professionals. The bigger picture issues are more important than whether jurors are expecting to see CSI-style evidence.

  • Only One Good CSI (Score:5, Informative)

    by BRock97 (17460) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:54PM (#10846712) Homepage
    The original CSI is my favorite, as I can't stand David Caruso from the Miami show, and CSI: NY it too new to form an opinion (which is slipping to dislike right now). My one wish is that they would do more theft type episodes and move away from all murder. Case in point was an episode last season that involved the theft of some priceless antiques. Awesome episode. Not a drop of blood, but the process of how the determined who was the thief was fascinating.

    That said, the CSI craze has caused an outbreak of stupidity. Recently, a friend received a stolen check where she works. Since she is the general manager of the store, she had to go to the bank and work out the details. The bank teller (besides being an ass) made the comment that my friend shouldn't "touch the check too often as they might get her fingerprints" and she would get in trouble. Honest truth, those were the bank teller's words. My friend responded with "CSI fan, eh?"

    I have another friend that can't stand the show on the grounds of how unrealistic it portraits criminal investigation. Being he was a prosecutor for numerous years, his main beef is that the CSI officers are never involved with the interrogation of the suspects and that the usually hand over their evidence to the investigating office. He then does all the foot work. He also says that the CSI folks don't carry firearms, but he concedes that might vary from office to office. He really dislikes the Miami show since the Caruso character is ordering police officers around all the time, which he says never happens.

    There you go, the $0.02 from some guy off the street.
  • by The I Shing (700142) * on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:56PM (#10846748) Journal
    Back in May of this year, NPR did a story on the popularity of CSI [npr.org], and how the show compares to the way investigations are carried out in reality. The differences are pretty stark, but the excuse is that reality doesn't make for a gripping crime drama.
  • Good (Score:5, Interesting)

    by saddino (183491) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @04:58PM (#10846791)
    worry about juries that refuse to accept eyewitness accounts

    Eyewitness accounts are notoriously innacurate and misleading. A number of studies [truthinjustice.org] have found that people who witness criminal situations (and hence are under stress) cannot remember (and can even "invent" specifics about) the incidents.

    or even outright confessions,

    Confessions are also not reliable. Once again, under stress, an individual can be suggested to confess to thing he or she has not done (which is why you should take advantage of your rights and stay silent until your lawyer is present). A number of the cases that have recently been overturned by DNA evidence involved confessions. Yet years later we can prove these people are innocent.

    If these CSI-educated juries are prone to be more cautious in making decisions about guilt, then IMO it's probably a good thing.
  • by NotQuiteReal (608241) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:12PM (#10846972) Journal
    I don't know if these "realistic" crime shows are inspiring budding young scientists, but it sure is educational for non-stupid criminals (and although there are few of those percentage-wise, it is a large absolute number).

    I sure have cleaned up my evidence-leaving ways, seeing all the good tips on these reality shows.

    Heck, if the witness-relocation program didn't keep moving me about, I'd be caught by now, for sure!

  • ONE WORD: (Score:4, Funny)

    by Alsee (515537) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:24PM (#10847140) Homepage
    Scritching.

    -
  • CSI (Score:5, Funny)

    by Koatdus (8206) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:50PM (#10847479)
    Most TV show that suck. CSI sucks too. It is good for a chuckle if you really, really have nothing else to do and are too tired to go play on the internet.

    I always get a good laugh out of the magic scanner machine. They rinse a q-tip into a little test tube, put the test tube into a rack, the rack gets roboticaly loaded into a machine, there is a couple of seconds of the sound of a dot matrix printer, and the "tech" says in a serious voice, "It's a piece of rubber from the tire of a 1989 green chevy pickup truck! There were only 1000 of this model produced of which only 17 are still on the road and only one is registered in this state. The owner is the suspects sister!"

    At this point they confront the sister who admits that she really was in town after all and she did cut up the body, disolve it in lye, grid up the bones and throw the dust in the Atlantic, "but he was already dead."

    Since one of the teeth didn't get ground up all the way they are able to put the tooth back into the magic scanner (cue more dot matrix printer sounds) and show he really died of poisoning on tuesday when the sister said that she saw him alive on wednesday.

    They then connect to a national database that tracks the cash purchases of everyone in the country for the last 10 years (here we are treated to the sound of a 9600baud modem, dee,doo,deeeeeeeeee,doooo,dooooooooo!) to show that last August she bought some rat poison when she was in Chicago for a business trip and had an affair with the dead guy.

    They confront her again and this time she admits she did it. We get about 20 seconds of the main character finally on a date with the cute scientist from out of town when his pager goes off (no nooky for you) and its time to watch an ad for a new cure for erectile disfunction ( when a quiet time becomes the right time) .
  • Pipetting (Score:5, Funny)

    by dexter riley (556126) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:50PM (#10847482)
    I love when they take a pipettor, dip into a large beaker of solution left open on their benchtops and pull back a half-full tip with air bubbles in it, with big droplets hanging off the side, then squirt some of it into an unlabeled test tube. The show is great, but as a biologist, I cringe every time they do that.

    Also, if you ever see a M.E. kneeling over my corpse, touching my hair and saying "oh, poor baby, who did this to you?" you have my permission to slap her! Or as David Caruso would say, "You have my permission...[dramatically puts sunglasses on]...to slap her."
  • Of course it is. (Score:4, Insightful)

    by back_pages (600753) <`ten.xoc' `ta' `segap_kcab'> on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:17PM (#10847779) Journal
    And WWE is good for athletics.

    And TV shows about doctors convince kids to stay in school.

    And TV shows about violence convince kids to stay out of trouble.

    And COPS inspires the right people to join law enforcement.

    And sex on TV is good for healthy population growth.

    And American Media made me the genuine, sincere person I am today.

  • by Kethryvis (96137) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @06:19PM (#10847806)
    I actually am taking a class in Forensic Anthropology this quarter (from a Board Certified Forensic Anthropologist even) and I have to say, while I knew a lot of the stuff on CSI et al was crap, I'm almost getting to the point where I can't watch them anymore. The very first thing my prof told us on the very first day is WE DO NOT SOLVE CASES. It was in huge caps on her slide. As forensic investigators, we gather evidence and provide it to the police. THEY solve the case. For instance, in class we have an assignment where we are given parts of a skeleton and we must analyze them and put our findings in a case report just like our prof would write for her cases. On a rib, I noticed a fracture. My job is to document the fracture, say whether it is ante-, pere- or post- mortum and what kind of injury it is consistant with. It is NOT my job to say that the guy was punched in the ribs by the assalant 'cause he wanted the guy's wife or whatever. My job is to say that I have observed a peremotrum fracture of the left fourth/fifth rib which is consistant with blunt force trauma and then explain why (the pattern of fracture, etc). It bothers me to see these forensic investigators getting all Dragnet everywhere.

    My prof actually discourages people from going into forensic sciences because really there aren't that many jobs. And she would know! Yes she's a well known forensic anthropologist working on some high profile cases (including the Peterson case) but she also teaches at a university. Doing case work is not her total bread and butter.

    I'll also say that a lot of the people in my class are very influenced by the CSI shows and think that forensic work is all computers and microscopes and pretty things. They don't realize they have to deal with dead and bloated bodies, gunshot trauma, and other things that you shouldn't be seeing in slides at 9:30 in the morning (this morning it was maggots. Needless to say, I didn't have anything with rice for lunch). I don't think CSI will have the dalmation effect for forensic sciences (ie, people saw 101 Dalmations and went out and bought dalmation puppies because they were OH SO CUTE.. only to realize that they couldn't deal with the breed and gave the dogs away), but I will say I have to deal with a lot of tarts in my classes who I'd rather kick to the curb since they just want to wear tight little tshirts look pretty like they do on CSI.
    • Re:Inaccurate? (Score:4, Informative)

      by mcmonkey (96054) on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:12PM (#10846973) Homepage
      Isn't CSI just a darker "Quincy, M.E."?


      No, that's Crossing Jordan.


      But I like how on the cop shows, the cops do all the work, question witnesses, etc. Then on the detective shows, it's the detectives who work the evidence, question witnesses, etc.


      Then you have CSI, a show about the crime lab, and even after having an episode where one of the main characters says, "we're just the crime lab; we don't question witnesses," all the crime lab folks do the detective work, question witnesses, etc.


      Crossing Jordan, like Quincy, is about a medical examiner who, can you guess...follows up on evidence, searches crime scenes, questions witnesses, etc.

    • by Tumbleweed (3706) * on Wednesday November 17 2004, @05:16PM (#10847034) Homepage
      Lawyers make the law more clear. Things can be simple or fair but not both.


      Lawyers help you navigate complex deals, interract with the diverse laws of states and nations, and can keep your rights from being overrun by the RIAA.


      Nicely worded, counselor. That neatly sidesteps the fact that lawyers were the ones who got the laws made so complex that noone but a lawyer can understand it. Convenient. I suppose it all depends on what your definition of 'is' is, or something similar.