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RIAA Sues Woman Who Has Never Used a Computer

Posted by CowboyNeal on Fri Feb 03, 2006 03:01 AM
from the luddite-encouragement dept.
boarder8925 writes "Marie Lindor, a home health aide who has never bought, used, or even turned on a computer in her life, was sued by the RIAA in Brooklyn federal court for using an 'online distribution system' to 'download, distribute, and/or make available for distribution' plaintiff's music files. She has requested a pre-motion conference in anticipation of making a summary judgment motion dismissing the complaint and awarding her attorneys fees under the Copyright Act."
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nanday writes "What happens when the RIAA prosecutes people for alleged illegal music downloads? In an article on Newsforge (also owned by OSTG), lawyer Ray Beckerman of the Electronic Frontier Foundation explains the RIAA's favorite tactics, and why they play fast and loose with the law. Beckerman also explains why two of these cases may stop the RIAA in its tracks - and what you can do for help." From the article: "In UMG vs. Lindor, the defendant 'is a home house-aid who's never even used a computer,' according to Beckerman. 'She's never operated a computer, she's never even turned on a computer. The only connection she has ever had to a computer is that she has on occasion dusted near the parts that she believes are a computer. And yet she is being pursued as an online distributor in peer-to-peer file sharing.' Since Beckerman became involved in the case after it had gone to federal court, he has tried to learn the details of the charges -- so far with little success. 'The RIAA is trying to conceal the information about how it conducts its investigation,' he says. 'They have stalled every discovery request we've made' -- presumably because to reveal this information would also reveal the weakness of all the similar cases."
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NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "After three years of pursuing a home health aide in Brooklyn who has never even used a computer, the RIAA has announced it's ready to throw in the towel. Only thing; it wants the dismissal to be 'without prejudice' so it won't be liable for attorney's fees. The courts have been saying that where a copyright plaintiff gives up, the defendant is presumptively entitled to an attorney's fee award. So, Ms. Lindor says 'no way.' She wants the dismissal to be 'with prejudice,' and she wants her attorney's fees." We've been discussing this case and Ms. Lindor's fight against the RIAA for quite some time.
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  • by hummassa (157160) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:03AM (#14633284) Homepage Journal
    Punitive Damages !!!!
    • by commodoresloat (172735) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:25AM (#14633357) Homepage
      This woman does laundry a lot and has no dryer, so she hangs her clothes to dry. When the RIAA said she was using an "online distribution system" to make plaintiff's music files available, they were not referring to a computer; what they meant was that she is often heard whistling copyrighted songs while she hangs clothes on the line; hence, "online distribution system." Typical slashbots rush to this criminal's defense when it is clear she was openly and shamelessly stealing music and she was caught red-handed. Meanwhile, the RIAA music executives are being deprived of a living (or at least of a third yacht) thanks to the lawless actions of such criminals. Eventually this will kill music, as the RIAA warned us about home taping so long ago -- why would an artist bother creating or recording new songs when any old lady can just come by forty years later and whistle it without paying the company that distributes your cds a dime?
    • She's not using a computer. She's not downloading porn^w music illegally. This means that she's denying the RIAA the right -- the right(!) to sue her for illegally downloading music.

      This is costing them income and thus profit.

      Them's fightin' words!

    • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 03 2006, @07:24AM (#14633918)
      On the relevant side, this my google quote of day:

      "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."
          - Hunter S. Thompson
  • by montyzooooma (853414) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:04AM (#14633289)
    I mean she's NEVER used a computer?
    • by Anonymous Coward on Friday February 03 2006, @03:07AM (#14633301)
      Me neither.
    • by MichaelSmith (789609) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:10AM (#14633309) Homepage Journal
      I mean she's NEVER used a computer?

      Maybe she is 80 years old. Personal computers started to become practical when she turned 60. She has always been a Home Health Aide, and has never had to fill out an online timesheet or purchase order.

      I am sure there are lots of people like that out there, just that us geeks are not aways aware of them.

      • by hhawk (26580) on Friday February 03 2006, @04:13AM (#14633498) Homepage Journal
        Sounds like some one in her home used her name/credit to buy Net Access leading them to sue her rather than whoever used the computer. Or perhaps this is a case of an identity thef!

        It is also of course factually wrong that she has never used a computer. People use them all the them. There are embedded system in microwaves, ovens, washing machines, medical devices, etc. It would be impossible for anyone but the Unibomber to have never used anything that contained a computer... of course they mean personal computer/PC.. well, they should say that..
        • by jbb1003 (514899) on Friday February 03 2006, @04:55AM (#14633605) Homepage
          I'm pretty sure the only embedded processor my dad (58) uses is in the telephone, and that's only because I gave a him a digital model with answerphone to replace his old one. He doesn't have a microwave, I seriously doubt either his oven or washing machine have a processor in. He doesn't have an ATM card; he gets money out at the till. Partly because he's a builder, and partly because he wouldn't trust an ATM card (and given this is a slashdot, are you saying he's *wrong* there?), not to mention that he'd probably find it very hard to remember a PIN.

          As for medical devices, you generally have someone use them on you, you don't use them yourself, unless you guys in the US regularly conduct your own ECGs or something? (I'm in the UK).

          He knows of the existence of email and has asked me to send some for him in the past. But he didn't realise that I could email someone while they were away from home.

          Now this guy has a degree from Cambridge University, and speaks two languages fluently and two passably. So let's say he's above average...

          Now, how do I explain to my dad what I do at work?

          Ben
      • by muszek (882567) on Friday February 03 2006, @04:35AM (#14633563) Homepage
        My father (who is 55), had never used a computer until 2 years ago or so (sorry for poor grammar. "paster than past" tenses were always a nightmare for me). He just didn't have a reason to do it. Right now he's on the PC for most of his spare time, reading news, watching stock market (and making transactions), doing e-banking, searching for a new house (apparently that's not a task that might be accomplished faster than in 3 years), etc. I used to encourage him and now I have to pay for it. Whenever I visit them on weekends and try to do some work, all I hear is "are you done?", "would you please let me sit for a second?", "go help your mother" or "can you remove the snow from the driveway? now would be a good time". Last night he called asking whether he should restrain from logging into windows today (I can't get Skype to work under Ubuntu @ their place... some weird stuff happens). You know, that file-overwritting virus that's about to strike.

        The point is: he's not 80 and he was perfectly fine without ever touching a computer as recently as 2 years ago. It's just not a thing that a regular person can't survive without. Yet.
    • by Dystopian Rebel (714995) on Friday February 03 2006, @04:15AM (#14633505) Journal
      As improbable as it may seem, there remain some people who exist outside of the modern economy.

      I, for example, have never used a lawyer.
    • by BarryNorton (778694) on Friday February 03 2006, @04:31AM (#14633550)
      I mean she's NEVER used a computer?
      I know... like, how the hell does she pirate music and have meaningless arguments with strangers?
      • That's easy (Score:5, Funny)

        by Savage-Rabbit (308260) on Friday February 03 2006, @06:42AM (#14633828)
        I know... like, how the hell does she pirate music and have meaningless arguments with strangers?

        You join either the Democrat or Republican parties and attend the party congress. You will get into plenty of meaningless arguments although some say the the patriotic music offered at these events tends to be a bit cheesy. If you want to get serious about meaningless arguments you can also run for the Senate. Be warned it is an expensive hobby and you have to have your moral backbone and conscience surgically removed.
  • How... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Parham (892904) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:06AM (#14633294)
    How they managed to find this woman and sue her is beyond me... It just goes to show you that you can't get away from the RIAA even if you've never used a computer in your life. They managed to find one of only a handful of people who has never used a computer and sue her... I should be scared for my parents right now.
    • Re:How... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by shark72 (702619) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:55AM (#14633454)

      "How they managed to find this woman and sue her is beyond me..."

      Probably one of her kids, or somebody in her hourse, was doing the actual file trading, and this woman's name happens to be on the cable or phone bill.

    • by cbiltcliffe (186293) on Friday February 03 2006, @09:35AM (#14634509) Homepage Journal
      this is just the ISP's playing games with the RIAA.

      RIAA: Give us the user of this IP address!!!
      ISP: Why?
      RIAA: We have the right to commit murder to prevent copying of our intellectual property under the DMCA! This IP was trading files! Give us the name or we'll kill you!
      ISP: [flips through phonebook.....] Ok, Ok...it was....Joe Schlabotnick, of 123 Main Street, Fukyusville, Montana.
      RIAA: Thank you. Well...not really. You should consider yourselves honoured to give us the information of your cruminal customer scum!
      ISP: Oh, we are....we are... [giggling in background]
      RIAA: SUESUESUESUESUESUE!!!! [Calls Joe Schlabotnick]
      Joe: Hello?
      RIAA: We know you are stealing our music using Napster! [whispering in background...What?...that's legal now....ok, then what's still illegal?......] using KaZaA, eMule, LimeWire, and Bearshare, all at once! You have no chance to survive make your time!
      Joe Schlabotnick: Huh? It couldn't have been me. I don't even own a computer.
      RIAA: What happen? Someone set us up the bomb!
  • by bombboyer (948246) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:07AM (#14633302) Homepage Journal
    Doesn't this prove something about the RIAA's investigative methods? Let's assume that the woman is telling the truth, she has in fact never touched a computer in her life, therefore she has not downloaded the music in question. Meaning she has been FALSLY IDENTIFIED by the RIAA's investigative methods (whatever those may consist of).

    My question is, now that this obvious inconsistency has been exposed, what does this mean to those that have already been convicted? Isn't it to say, if you incorrectly fingered this woman as a pirate, how can you prove that you accurately identified me as a pirate?
    • by Carthag (643047) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:11AM (#14633310) Homepage
      I can't even begin to figure out how they would identify her as a "pirate". I thought they usually went by IP addresses and such, but how can you tie one to someone who doesn't have a computer?
      • by Duhavid (677874) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:25AM (#14633358)
        Name similarity.

        My mother used to get all kinda of harrasing phone calls
        because there was a women on her street with the same
        first and last name. The collections people would
        see on in ,
        and that was that.

        And they would always assume that what she was telling them
        was a lie to get them off her back.
        • by Jack Taylor (829836) on Friday February 03 2006, @07:16AM (#14633897)
          Reminds me of my boss, who goes by the name of John Shuttleworth. Now, he lives in a flat on the ground floor of a house which he owns. He rents the flat above to his nephew, who goes by the name of *drumroll* John Shuttleworth. We call the nephew "Junior" as a rule. Anyway, Junior went bankrupt due to some bad business decisions, and suddenly John Senior found himself not being able to use his credit cards anymore. He only managed to get them back after several heated phone calls...

          They did give him £50 (I think that was the amount) when they found out they'd got the wrong guy. I can sympathise with the bank though - same name, same address, must be the same person, right?
        • by MECC (8478) on Friday February 03 2006, @09:14AM (#14634366)
          "Name similarity."

          That's how the terminator did it....

      • IP (Score:5, Insightful)

        by commodoresloat (172735) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:30AM (#14633378) Homepage
        Yeah but when they come to break down your door they need a geographic address, not an IP address -- presumably the address you signed up for your ISP with. So most likely the actual pirate here signed up for an ISP using her home address and name.
    • by n54 (807502) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:14AM (#14633321) Homepage Journal
      "Doesn't this prove something about the RIAA's investigative methods?"

      1. Rip pages out of telephone directory
      2. Pin to wall as darts target
      3. Throw dart
      4. Sue based on the result
      5. Profit!!!
      (6. Repeat)

      A tried and true business method :)
          • by SeanDuggan (732224) on Friday February 03 2006, @08:32AM (#14634161) Homepage Journal
            RIAA really had/has no reason to fear individuals filesharing and should have jumped at this gratis opportunity for broad artist exposure and recognize the market for high-quality reasonably priced unobstructive digital formats. Instead of their centralized campaigns for a handful of artists they could have taken advantage of everyone promoting everyone for free and let the naturally popular artists rise instead of trying to manufacture them.
            While I want to agree with you, I'm going to have to call you on that. I suspect they make a lot more money by grooming particular artists and therefore knowing where their money will be coming from. To use an analogy, look at the state of animal husbandry. In medieval times, it was not uncommon to let your pig or cow free range for food. It was considered cheaper than providing for feed. Nowadays, I'm sure people would argue that it provides for a survival of the fittest, much as you state your idea regarding music. However, what typically happened was that there was little control over your animal and its productiveness. Your cow might be stolen by bandits. It might be shot by an errant poacher (or an earnest one). Even when it survived, you had no idea what it had been eating and who it was breeding with. And average production for those cows was small. With modern animal husbandry techniques, we now keep the naimals penned and well fed, control their breeding, and we wind up with cows who have easily 50 times the milk production of medieval cows. Right now, the RIAA has those penned and bred cows. They know they can milk those cows and be assured of a rich bounty because they bred them that way. And you're asking them to free range their artists? It's just not a smart move for them.

            I'm eagerly avaiting the day a senators or congressmembers child/familymember is hauled in to court by the RIAA or MPAA, they share too. Hell, I'm pro-Bush but I'm sure there's at least one track on his beloved iPod that's "pirated" lol :)
            Feh! Do you think their lawyers would let them get that far? I would not be surprised if they have a database of names which they automatically remove from consideration. At that, they probably do make a non-token effort to ascertain who's actually pirating out of the people they prosecute. It's only due to volume that we're getting these "never touched the Internet" people. If the RIAA were at all smart, they'd come out publically and state that this person was all a mistake and award her $500 worth of music from RIAA artists. It would be good publicity, the "we made a mistake and are making up for it" kind, plus it will cost them all of $5 plus shipping to do so, since they own the CDs.

    • by mano_k (588614) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:33AM (#14633391) Homepage

      I remember reading about someone working for one of the big record labels in Germany letting something slip about the RIAA's tactics.

      He hinted that it was in their interessed to create such absurd cases so their "hunt for pirates" stayed in the news. If nothing like that happens, people will forget the whole thing and start downloading again, as the papers will not print headlines "RIAA still hunting!" a few month after the first anouncements.

      • by rolfwind (528248) on Friday February 03 2006, @05:02AM (#14633626)
        He hinted that it was in their interessed to create such absurd cases so their "hunt for pirates" stayed in the news. If nothing like that happens, people will forget the whole thing and start downloading again, as the papers will not print headlines "RIAA still hunting!" a few month after the first anouncements.


        That's it! I want to sue the RIAA for deliberately trying to cause global warming!

        Proven past refute by my religion:
        http://www.seanbonner.com/blog/archives/001857.php [seanbonner.com]
    • by shark72 (702619) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:41AM (#14633413)

      "Let's assume that the woman is telling the truth..."

      "My question is, now that this obvious inconsistency has been exposed..."

      The page linked to is that of the woman's lawyer. "Let's automatically believe something the lawyer said" is the last thing I'd ascribe to the typical Slashdot reader. The fact that you're doing so, you're openly admitting it, and you're +5 is really quite astonishing. Well done, my good man. But in case you (and the people who modded you up) weren't aware, of course her lawyer is going to try to convince people that she's innocent. That's what lawyers are paid to do.

      "Isn't it to say, if you incorrectly fingered this woman as a pirate, how can you prove that you accurately identified me as a pirate?"

      The proper thing to do is to judge each case on its own merit. Some people the RIAA have sued have been caught red-handed. In other cases, there was a mistake. Again: judge each case on its own merit. This is how you would want to be treated if you were brought into court for anything, isn't it?

      • by bm_luethke (253362) <luethkeb&comcast,net> on Friday February 03 2006, @04:39AM (#14633575)
        "The page linked to is that of the woman's lawyer. "Let's automatically believe something the lawyer said" is the last thing I'd ascribe to the typical Slashdot reader. The fact that you're doing so, you're openly admitting it, and you're +5 is really quite astonishing. Well done, my good man. But in case you (and the people who modded you up) weren't aware, of course her lawyer is going to try to convince people that she's innocent. That's what lawyers are paid to do."

        That's silly. First off Lawyers aren't supposed to lie. Yes, I know like any human they are motiated by money to some extent, but the original poster said "Let's assume" which means - well - to assume it's the truth. Given his statement if it turns out to be a lie then the rest is worthless. Like any "If..then.." statement the later clause is only relevant if the "if" part is true. That's basic programming logic and as a slashdot user I'n shocked you don't see this. It's amusing that you want the RIAA to have every case stand on it's own but lawyers in general to be derided. There is no reason to believe that this lawyer told the truth or lied, so for the sake of the original poster lets assume that he told the truth. In fact, based on your own logic you shouldn't have any rael opinion.

        "The proper thing to do is to judge each case on its own merit."

        Really, do you truly believe this? If so, were I the RIAA, I would sue everyone. Those innocent would go free, those guilty would face the consequences. I'm not anti-corperation by any means (not even anti-RIAA either), but I'm anti-stupid lawsuit (nothing says the RIAA can not become a useful member of society and I wish it would). The RIAA has shown in the past a willingness to blanket sue which should be punishable. Your past actions should be part of the lawsuits. Of course, if you are guilty then what you say is true (because the prosecution has a vendetta is no reason to get off if you broke the law), but in the case of the blatantly innocent and negligent lawsuit it *should* be part of your past history that you are willing to blanket sue. It becomes important then. A simple "Each case on it's own" only works in the case where each participant is acting in good faith, once one side doesn't it needs to be punished.

        "This is how you would want to be treated if you were brought into court for anything, isn't it?"

        No, after being the 100'th person who is wrongly accused and had to spend 10's of thousands in lawyers fees I would like the court system to slap the prosecution down. Wouldn't you rather that happen if you were one in a long line of wrongly accused?
  • TV License Parallel (Score:5, Interesting)

    by chris_bloke (738605) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:09AM (#14633306) Homepage

    Reminds me of a colleague back in the UK who was taken to court for not paying his TV license fee - when asked what his defence was he responded "I don't own one".

    Apparently the judge was not amused with the prosecution for not having bothered to do even this minimal check!

    If this is the case (pardon the pun) with this action then I hope the RIAA get a really embarrasing and well publicised dressing down. Shame on them.

    • by alan.briolat (903558) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:31AM (#14633383)
      ... I hope the RIAA get a really embarrasing and well publicised dressing down.
      Yes, we could hope that. The same way we hope for it every other time they do something REALLY stupid. Instead they will most likely drop charges, pay fees, and make up some story about how they were the "good guys" in all this allowing this person to not be financially ruined. If it was a normal person bring a claim against the defendant, it would be thrown out, but the RIAA keeps a few people in the legal system employed with the number of high-profile cases they keep bringing, so it isn't in their (the court's) best interest to publically humiliate one of their sources of work.

      In a fair world this would be subject to a painful (for the RIAA) counter-suit. But then again, in a fair world you wouldn't have corporations running around bankrupting whoever they felt like just to make an example of them in the first place.

      I for one welcome our new Corporate Overlords [riaa.com]! Oh, they aren't new...
    • by 15Bit (940730) on Friday February 03 2006, @04:23AM (#14633527)
      I remember a friend got a uk speeding ticket with a similar absence of checks. The events went along the lines of:

      1. Fixed penalty ticket arrives.

      2. Friend posts back a denial that he was not at the stated place on the stated day.

      3. System replies, stating that his blue whatnot car with registration plate XYZ was clearly photographed by a speed camera at given location. Please see included picture.

      4. Friend replies again, stating again that he was nowhere the place and could they please review included picture of Red MOTORCYCLE, registration XYZ.

      5. Silence.

      • by Gordonjcp (186804) on Friday February 03 2006, @05:55AM (#14633744) Homepage
        I know someone who regularly gets parking tickets, speeding fines and London "congestion charge" tickets posted to him. This is, of course, traced to him through the vehicle's registration number. The vehicle in question is an old tractor, which lives in a hedge on his farm, and indeed has done for 20 years or so.

        You'd think they'd be able to catch the black BMW with the same registration number as a 1950s Fordson tractor, wouldn't you?
      • by abelian (414913) on Friday February 03 2006, @06:45AM (#14633839)
        A couple of weeks ago in England: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_west/462695 2.stm [bbc.co.uk]

        A farmer from Wiltshire got a penalty notice accusing him of doing 85mph on his tractor in south Wales.

        His tractor, however, has a top speed of 26mph and has never been to Wales. Simple case of mistaken identity: automatic numberplate reader gets the plate wrong.

        The farmer's quote:

        "It's a good tractor, but not that good."

  • Will this work?? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by MagicDude (727944) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:12AM (#14633316)
    Can this work? The entire request to dismiss the case was one paragraph, with only one sentence stating that the defendant never used a computer. Wouldn't some investigation or proof be required in order for a case to be dismissed?
    • Re:Will this work?? (Score:5, Informative)

      by judmarc (649183) on Friday February 03 2006, @06:56AM (#14633855)

      Actually, it's not a motion to dismiss, but a motion for summary judgment. That's a key difference. A motion to dismiss would *admit* everything the RIAA says, then contend it still doesn't have a case - so no necessity for evidence, because there are no facts in dispute.

      Where a motion to dismiss says, in effect, "Even if you're right, so what?", a motion for summary judgment says "We'll show you facts that are so clear we don't even need to go through the hassle of a full trial." Then you provide evidence (usually by means of an affidavit or some other way short of the full trial-witness-cross examination thing). If the other side can't seriously dispute those facts, and those facts indeed add up to "You win!", cool - you've just saved everyone the time and expense of a full trial.

      Yes, IAAL.

  • by pintomp3 (882811) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:28AM (#14633368)
    but 3 albino kids soaking in water told the RIAA that this woman was planning on buying a computer to pirate music so they sent tom cruise after her. thank god for these pre-emptive lawsuits!
  • by DrJimbo (594231) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:31AM (#14633382)
    ... nobody expects the RIAA inquisition!

    Perhaps this is part of a campaign to instill fear in the hearts of the "guilty" by first stringing up a few obviously innocent people.

  • Truth in blurb? (Score:5, Insightful)

    by beoswulf (940729) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:35AM (#14633395)
    Okay, did I read the correct story? So she may have never used a computer, but I assume she is paying for the cable or dsl service that is likely attached to her television or phone bill? Or a child used her credit card to open an AOL account... And that there is someone in her household who uses the internet she is paying for to share music on p2p? That happens all the time in these cases. A kid shares the music and the parent is blissfully ignorant. The way the blurb is phrased sounds like it was written by Pravda. Is there another article with more details?
    • Re:Truth in blurb? (Score:5, Insightful)

      by shark72 (702619) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:49AM (#14633432)

      "Okay, did I read the correct story? So she may have never used a computer, but I assume she is paying for the cable or dsl service that is likely attached to her television or phone bill? Or a child used her credit card to open an AOL account... And that there is someone in her household who uses the internet she is paying for to share music on p2p? That happens all the time in these cases. A kid shares the music and the parent is blissfully ignorant. The way the blurb is phrased sounds like it was written by Pravda. Is there another article with more details?"

      THANK YOU.

      I have no idea what the full story is here. None of us do. But what I do know is that the page linked to in the writeup is that of the defendant's lawyer.

      It's the lawyer's job to convince you of their client's innocence. They don't need to be fair and balanced. They don't even need to be accurate, if it promotes their agenda and helps them win the case.

      It's really quite sad that so many people are reading a statement by a lawyer handling a case -- and thus whose motivation should be clear -- and are just swallowing it like it's gospel truth. Slashdotters are usually smarter than this.

  • by SiliconEntity (448450) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:49AM (#14633431)
    This has similarities to the Santangelo case [slashdot.org] we discussed last year. There, the mother of four denied that she had ever used a file sharing program or downloaded any of the music the RIAA claimed.

    Here is an article that describes recent news in that case:

    http://www.forbes.com/business/energy/feeds/ap/200 6/01/26/ap2481064.html [forbes.com]

    However her defense has changed slightly:
    The Wappingers Falls woman says she never downloaded any songs and if it was done on her computer by her children or their friends it's the fault of a file-sharing program for allowing them to do it.
    Ah, yes... the old "it's the fault of a file-sharing program for allowing them to do it" defense. I wonder how well that one will fly.

    Apparently Santangelo is receiving all kinds of donations from big hearted Internet file traders but frankly it looks like money down the drain to me. There is no way she is going to win when she's already basically admitting that she failed to supervise her kids and their friends when they were using her computer.

    As far as this new case, who wants to bet that it won't turn out the same way? The lady maybe never touched the computer, but what about the kids? She's responsible for their actions! Saying "I didn't do it" won't help if it's your kids, like what appears to be the case with Santangelo.
        • by arkhan_jg (618674) on Friday February 03 2006, @07:18AM (#14633901)
          Parents are liable for the behavior of their minor children. In your strawman case, the parents can, in fact, be sued for negligence.

          Yes, but that's because the parent has not been performing their duty of care - an offence for which they would probably be found guilty in my hypothetical. My point is that they are not guilty of the offence the child committed.

          If the police wanted to prosecute Ms Santangelo for negligance for allowing her child to use the internet unsupervised, that's one thing; but for the RIAA to be able to successfully sue her for Copyright Infringement, an offence she didn't commit, is another thing entirely, and wrong.
  • by Nephrite (82592) on Friday February 03 2006, @03:59AM (#14633464) Journal
    Seriously, if she never used a computer then she didn't buy any media or software, so media producers lost profits. That's even worse than pirates 'cuz hardware manufacutrers lose profits either! Jail her now.
  • by rockwood (141675) on Friday February 03 2006, @04:57AM (#14633609) Homepage Journal
    "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

    - Hunter S. Thompson [quotationspage.com]

  • Sadly (Score:5, Insightful)

    by hey! (33014) on Friday February 03 2006, @08:49AM (#14634238) Homepage Journal
    it doesn't matter.

    RIAA doesn't sue people for the money.

    It doesn't even sue people to get them to stop doing whatever they are supposedly doing.

    They sue them for the publicity.

    This is worse than mere barratry: the more outrageous the abuse of the legal system, the more it suits there purpose. They'd send a spurious C&D to a deaf vegan paraplegic nun who runs a homeless shelter, if they could find one. In fact, brazenly baseless accusations are better than substantive ones; it gets the point across without the expense of a trial.

    They're trying to establish a reputation like the La Cosa Nostra. And they want to use that reputation exactly the same way: to create de facto privileges that do not exist de jure, e.g. "You don't want to park there, that's Vinnie the Hatchet's spot."

    And you can't call them to task for their misappropriation of state machinery to despoil private individuals of their fundamental human right to be left alone; not without talking about it, which is exactly what they want you to do.

    • by commodoresloat (172735) on Friday February 03 2006, @05:23AM (#14633673) Homepage
      RIAA: 'la la la - I can't hear you!'

      Dear Steve:

      Greetings. I represent the RIAA. The song "la la la - I can't hear you!" is copyrighted by BMG, an RIAA member corporation. Your appropriation of the lyrics without permission of the copyright holder is in direct violation of Title 17 USC 101-810. Indeed, your transmission of said lyrics over the internet constitutes a distribution of copyrighted material, and your use of the "online distribution system" known as "slashdot" for your criminal activity amounts to conspiracy to commit copyright infringement. Moreover, the use of the "moderator" system to enhance the visibility and thus the distribution of our client's intellectual property multiplies the damages significantly. Please cease and desist in the use and distribution of our client's property or face legal action.