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Specs For the New KITT
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on Sat Dec 22, 2007 02:22 AM
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An anonymous reader writes "The upcoming made-for-TV Knight Rider movie features an all-new version of the Knight Industries Two Thousand (KITT). Popular Mechanics has the 'specs' for the original Hasslehoff-mobile, as well as for the digital-effects enhanced version in the 2008 production. 'Designer Harald Belker, who has created the Batmobile for Batman and Robin and a next-gen space shuttle for Armageddon, came onboard to give the new KITT. a unique look. "The goal was to make it look more aggressive without being hokey or garish," Belker says.'"
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Unoriginal made-for-TV movies... (Score:2)
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So? They had talking computers in Star Trek before that.
Possibly because it's not the universal man/machine interface panacea that the uneducated think it is.
I'm confused? (Score:4, Funny)
Science Fiction vs outright fantasy (Score:5, Insightful)
Assuming constant acceleration (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:Assuming constant acceleration (Score:5, Informative)
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OOps forogt a factor 2 (Score:2)
Re:OOps forogt a factor 2 (Score:4, Informative)
I was going to debunk you by quoting John Stapp [wikipedia.org] but found what I wanted at David Purley [wikipedia.org]
He survived 179 gravities.
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Re:Assuming constant acceleration (Score:4, Insightful)
Assuming constant deceleration, you'd average 150 mph over the 12 feet. Do the calculation [google.com]: 250 g.
Another way to think about it: if you were to run that car into a solid wall at 300mph, the front might crumple 6 feet. Going from 300mph to 0 in 12 feet is about half as severe as just driving into a wall.
Or a little worse than driving straight into a wall at 200mph. Whee.
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It's possible - using a very thick concrete wall.. (Score:2)
I was hoping anyone with better physics knowledge than I would be able to calculate the impact energy. To take almost 2 tonnes of steel down from 300 mph to 0 in about 12 feet (apparently calculated as a deceleration of about 250g) means you have to get rid of a godawful amount of kinetic energy in a very short time. Hell, that's not even going to look good on FILM.. W
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Sigh.
Fantasy (Score:2)
That Car... (Score:2, Insightful)
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It looks like a butcher job pimp-my-ride ricer toyota.
Lack of elegance (Score:3, Insightful)
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Impossible Tech (Score:5, Insightful)
For the love of all things Holy, can we please stop making shows with impossible (or at least highly improbable) technology? KITT was really fun in the 80's, primarily because of a misconception about AI. It was felt at the time by the public (and to a lesser degree by actual AI researchers) that the only thing holding a computer back from sentience was enough computing power. 20+ years of research has since disavowed us of that notion.
Otherwise the original show was reasonably good about keeping the tech on the level. KITT was powered by Gas Turbines (good!), had laser weaponry (okay), was capable of computer graphics (actually, that's almost amusingly primitive at this point), and had an ultra-strong "Molecular Bonded Shell". (Unlikely, but at least within the realm of possibility.)
The show tried doing the "ridiculous tech-thing of the week" when they brought on the April character, but that didn't go over all that well. Eventually they dropped it and got back to showing solutions that didn't involve Deus-Ex Machina plot devices.
While I understand the need for suspending disbelieve, I just can't help but think that it would make a more enjoyable show if they simply tried to ground and enhance what was already presented in the original show. Updated with modern communications technology, satellite data, reconnaissance methods (could you see KITT launching UAVs?
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Since most computers these days are eminently hackable internet connected windows boxes, I reckon the can hack almost any system bit is feasible.
Certainly more so than it was 20 years ago.
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While I understand the need for suspending disbelieve, I just can't help but think that it would make a more enjoyable show if they simply tried to ground and enhance what was already presented in the original show. Updated with modern communications technology, satellite data, reconnaissance methods (could you see KITT launching UAVs? :P), eves dropping tech, weapons technology, and computer control, KITT could be pretty damn cool without crossing the line into unbelievable territory. Which would, of course, force the writers to write rather than relying on the gadget of the moment. ;-)
I think they tried that... Team Knight Rider [wikipedia.org] perhaps. I only watched a couple of episodes but I seem to remember automobiles that could morph into cycles or some nonsense. It only lasted a season.
Atleast pick an original car... (Score:2)
Now we get a remake of Knight Rider, and they pick the same car.
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My guess is that the rights for the new Knight Rider were bought by Ford so it had to be a current production model car. It's sad, I really like the old Pontiac Trans-Am. It lent a air of 80's cool, like the
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Must be boatload... (Score:3, Informative)
Anyway, in the 90s, also, Ford essentially bought out Knight Rider anyway (after my consultation with Wikipedia). In 1997, a show called Team Knight Rider made a brief appearance with a whole set of Ford vehicles.
After the 1991 flop (which GM was still involved with), the 1997 flop, you'd think Ford/NBC would be able to guess that 10 ye
How long will it take... (Score:3, Funny)
KITT is a Cylon! (Score:2)
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http://www.pvponline.com/2007/01/24/turbo-boost/ [pvponline.com]
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Terrible Choice of Base Car (Score:2)
A modern Corvette [chevrolet.com] would make so much more sense. Of course there are cooler, more exotic choices, but I think to be most consistent with the original series, it should be a GM car that's relatively common. And the Corvette has a similar body style to the 80's Trans Am.
What makes most sense.. (Score:2)
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Well then, it this case it was Ford.
Years ago I read that Ford has a majority stake in the 3rd largest marketing firm in the country (but I can never remember the name of it), which explains why Mustangs appear in everything. Is there any other explanation why a performance car based on a platform that debuted in 1978 could survive the next 26 years on its own merits? (Yes, I know the 1994 Mustang was "all new", which structurally amounted to a new roofline, increased length and width, and crossmembers a
Not garish at all... (Score:2)
A Mustang? awwww... (Score:5, Funny)
1980s marketing memories (Score:2)
1. Before Knightrider came on the air they advertised a 800 number you could call to get the specs of the KITT compared to the Dukes of Hazzard General Lee. Even as a pre-teen I thought it was rather stupid to promote a fictional car as being superior to another semi-fictional car.
2. This used 5 years down the road as a creative use for 800 numbers.
But I regret not picking up copies of the this advert... it would have likely been e-bay able when Hasslehoff's popularity was tops in Ge
All aboard the failboat (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:All aboard the failboat (Score:4, Interesting)
My knee-jerk reaction is to say the designer should be fired, but according to the article it is admitted this was "because of the Ford connection" and apparently the designer was specifically ordered to use this model car and that "Maintaining as much of [this model] as possible was important". Whoever handed down the order to shoehorn this model car in as KITT needs to be fired. But no... he probably got a big cash bonus instead for bringing in big bucks from Ford Marketing to turn this onto a MOVIE-LENGTH-COMMERCIAL for the Next New Product. This goes beyond even the most grotesque level of product placement. This is one big two hour hypefomercial.
P.S.
According to Google I appear to have coined a new word.
Hypefomercial: noun. Etymology: hype+infomercial.
A television program that is an extended advertisement designed to manufacture "coolness" and social buzz for a product, in contrast to infomercials which are usually built around product discussion and demonstration.
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KITT is a Cylon (Score:3, Insightful)
I read the article, but I didn't see any mention of KITT's Cylon "eye". There's a little gap there, but not sure if that's supposed to be the "eye". I am a child of the '80s, I did watch the show (sometimes), and this can't really be Knight Rider if KITT isn't a Cylon.
Re:Hasslehoff (Score:5, Funny)
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But this is just another NBC anti-war propaganda show. Never mind the car, the new "Hoff" is going to be a "Jaded" Iraq war Army Ranger Who lost his entire battalion in Iraq. Funny, I never heard anything on the news about an entire battalion being lost in Iraq at any time during this war. I guess NBC has high hopes eh?
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Re:OMG! G-Forces! (Score:4, Interesting)
Here ya go, Anglophile car geeks
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You should watch Jeremy review the F-150 then :)
http://youtube.com/watch?v=EZ21P6fFSuo [youtube.com]Hollywood Ideas. (Score:2)
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