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Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food
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CowboyNeal
on Thu Feb 22, 2007 07:47 PM
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Pojut writes "The Washington Post has an article involving chimps and weapons. Apparently, there have been direct observations of chimps in the west African savannah modifying sticks to create spears. They then use these spears to kill small mammals and eat them. It is the first time that an animal other than a human has been directly observed in crafting a weapon for the purpose of hunting or killing."
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The next stage of evolution... (Score:5, Funny)
In a few years scientists will discover the monkeys have learnt how to lash these sticks together to make chairs.
Throwing these at their prey is more effective because it fucking kills them.
But from where... (Score:5, Insightful)
I would like to know if this is a learned behavior from an outside source or if this is simply something they have discovered on their own.
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Funny)
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It's not just the chimps. (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:It's not just the chimps. (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Funny)
You raise an interesting and controversial question. According to an unofficial source on the research team, one of the research assistants allowed several of the chimps to use his PSP and play GTA: Liberty City Stories. Soon after, those same chimps were observed stabbing the bush babies. The source went on to say that the connection is being kept hush-hush as several people on the team are avid gamers and don't want to lend ammunition to the Lieberman argument that violent video games inspire violent behavior. Needless to say, they are very worried about what will happen if the chimps encounter any Senegali automobiles and/or hookers.
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:But from where... (Score:4, Informative)
There are two species comprising the chimpanzee genus. The common chimp is what you describe, the Pygmy Chimp (also called Bonobo [wikipedia.org]) is much different. Bonobos don't engage in warfare and prefer having sex with each other all day over aggressive encounters. They're much less dominant and aggressive within their tribes, too.
Both species seem to thrive well. I find it kind of refreshing to see that there are very different social models possible and both work. And while the chimps seem to be more inventive when it comes to killing, the Bonobos are certainly more inventive when it comes to having fun. I think we should learn from them.
It's also interesting to see that the behaviour of Bonobos seems to be much too unsettling that you will see or read much of it. Even in scientific literature they were more or less taboo for a long time and even today you won't see documentaries showing them having all kinds of sex just for fun (and they really do that all the time, including oral sex, masturbation and homosexual sex).
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Re:"Hammer and anvil"? (Score:5, Funny)
You take the anvil, go on top of a very tall cliff, and drop it on your prey. Works also with grand pianos and safes in place of the anvils.
Be aware however that it's not foolproof. If you're standing on a ledge and you let go of the anvil, you may find it's you and the ledge that drops, not the anvil. There's also the risk that you'll miss the roadrunner, and the anvil will instead bounce back up, higher than when you dropped it, and fall on your head. You will then be pushed through the ledge and plummet to the ground. The anvil will then fall on you. As will the ledge.
That's my guess.
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Re:But from where... (Score:4, Interesting)
I think they discovered it on their own, think about it:
Mammalia -> Primates -> Hominoidea -> Hominidae -> Homininae -> Hominini -> Pan -> Pan Troglodytes (Chimpanzee)
Mammalia -> Primates -> Hominoidea -> Hominidae -> Homininae -> Hominini -> Homo -> Homo Sapiens (Human)
We are so close to Chimpanzee's that a human/ape hybrid is possible without the help of genetic manipulation, i.e. wear a condom if your that desperate. It's believed that the Pan/Homo split happened about 6 million years ago some where in Africa.
So the question really is... 6 million years into the future will Pan Troglodytes be as smart as current day Homo Sapiens?
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Funny)
nuclear weapons
the internal combustion engine
cod fishing on the Grand Banks
clearcutting of rainforest in Brazil to raise cattle
software patents
the patriot act
"the solution to pollution is dilution"
lawyers
If you know to whom my sig is attributed, then you probably know how I think all this is going to end.
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Funny)
nuclear weapons
the internal combustion engine
cod fishing on the Grand Banks
clearcutting of rainforest in Brazil to raise cattle
software patents
the patriot act
"the solution to pollution is dilution"
lawyers
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:But from where... (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Funny)
I spit on the Judean People's Front.
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Insightful)
Even if it is some form of imitation, doesn't that indicate some grasp of the encompassed cause and effect? Some glimmer of said foresight?
Otters use flat stones to crack open shellfish. Some apes use sticks to fish for termites. Is this really such a stretch?
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Insightful)
" It is the first time that an animal other than a human has been directly observed in crafting a weapon for the purpose of hunting or killing."
Spiders construct webs for hunting and killing. No intelligence required.
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Re:But from where... (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:The next stage of evolution... (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:The next stage of evolution... (Score:5, Informative)
First this: Evidence of Chimp Developing "Spoken" Language [slashdot.org], then this: Chimps Use Tool Kit [slashdot.org], and now Chimps Found Making Own Weapons to Hunt for Food. I'm telling you, we gotta get off this rock soon.
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Re:The next stage of evolution... (Score:5, Funny)
The next stage of evolution won't be long now... In a few years scientists will discover the monkeys have learnt how to lash these sticks together to make chairs.
Nah, in the next stage the chimps will learn to trade the spears with gorillas to get food. Then they will trade spears with a rival tribe of gorillas for more food. Then they will sit back, watch the gorillas kill eachother, then eat the gorillas.
After all, if Ronald Regan can do this with gorillas* in South America, the chimps can do it with gorillas in Africa.
* Yes, I know you don't spell it that way.
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Get your Stinking Paws off me, you damn dirty ape! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Get your Stinking Paws off me, you damn dirty a (Score:5, Funny)
Too late [msn.com]
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Re:Get your Stinking Paws off me, you damn dirty a (Score:5, Funny)
Chimp 1: This one is fatty and full of cholesterol
Chimp 2: Mmm... bacon!
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Yeah (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yeah (Score:5, Interesting)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYZnsO2ZgWo [youtube.com]
looks like an animal crafting a tool to me.
More about this here:
http://www.sciencemag.org/feature/data/crow/ [sciencemag.org]
Cheers,
Rob
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This is news? (Score:5, Funny)
Uh oh! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Uh oh! (Score:4, Funny)
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Animals are people too.. (Score:5, Funny)
Chimps making weapons? (Score:4, Funny)
Then they can show their human-like qualities and break it
Found a picture... (Score:4, Funny)
We should invade. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We should invade. (Score:5, Funny)
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Hm... (Score:5, Funny)
Very interesting. (Score:5, Interesting)
Should have the DOI 10.1016/j.cub.2006.12.042 [doi.org] when it's published (it's NOT active yet - give it some time).
However, from a quick reading of the paper, this seems to be a simple extension of the ant-nest probing behavior (i.e. jam a stick into a nest and feed off the ants/termites that rush out). What *is* interesting is that the chimps appear to have crafted these tools through a number of steps (which is uncommon, AFAIK, the only other animal to do this is the New Caledonian Crow [auckland.ac.nz].
We have a responsibility (Score:4, Funny)
To that end I've been feeding my cat oats and corn. The result is that she's thinner and healthier than ever! She was twenty two pounds before -- a total blubber cat -- yet now on this new diet she's down to less than five pounds and friendlier than ever! I mean -- like, duh -- of course cats want to join in with man and help the environment! Eating meat KILLS!!!
All we have to do is turn the animal kingdom vegetarian and not only will we have 'uplifted' them to ethical eating, but mother earth will love us back too. Hey, don't you love your mother?
UPDATE: Nearby females notice... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:UPDATE: Nearby females notice... (Score:5, Informative)
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I, for one, would like to be the first to say... (Score:4, Funny)
demands (Score:4, Funny)
Indeed, my comrades and I have been plotting our takeover of this planet for some time. Many of us have infiltrated your puny laboratories to observe your cleverest specimens. We have been studying your ways and have chosen this moment to make public our newfound intelligence. Our terms are as follows:
1) We wish to rid ourselves of the stigma of chimps loving bananas. We prefer a balanced diet of various fruit and nuts (We have yet to try man-flesh, though it looks appetising). To this end, we demand a stop to all screenings of 'Bangers & Mash' and the destruction of all copies of 'The Secret of Monkey Island' and the 'Donkey Kong' series of games.
2) We do not protest the testing of cosmetics on chimpanzees, but we demand that trained beauty professionals conduct the testing instead of pimply grad students and chemists.
3) We demand the recognition of 'monolithism' as a religion in all nations, and the freedom to dance around large phallic monoliths 3 times per day.
4) Arrested Development is to return with new episodes. The character of 'Oscar Bluth' is to be gruesomely killed. We may prefer spears to firearms, but we will not tolerate stoner humour.
5) We demand that chimpanzees be allowed to play on the Men's PGA Golf Tour.
6) We demand not to be given the vote.
We do not want to go to war with the human race, only to coexist peacefully and with dignity. If you do not comply, we will direct all chimps working in WoW gold farms to stop immediately, thus destroying the US and Chinese economies in one fell swoop.
Respond within 3 hours.
P.S. We also like Law & Order. Goren is so unorthodox.
Baboons (Score:5, Insightful)
Weapons Smuggled In (Score:5, Funny)
Don't worry (Score:4, Funny)
Okay, so what's going on... (Score:4, Funny)
Hmm, Well now (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Semantics (Score:5, Insightful)
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Re:Semantics (Score:5, Informative)
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Re:killing animals making tools? (Score:5, Insightful)
Congratulations. Dehumanization is the first important step down the path to genocide. The jews in Nazi Germany weren't "human" either. Carry on.
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