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RIAA's Attack On NewYorkCountryLawyer Fails
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kdawson
on Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:02 AM
from the first-get-the-facts-right dept.
from the first-get-the-facts-right dept.
NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "p2pnet.net reports that the RIAA has egg on its face. When the Electronic Frontier Foundation requested permission to file an amicus curiae brief on behalf of Boston University students challenging the RIAA's ex parte discovery order, the RIAA lawyers attacked the blog 'Recording Industry vs. The People' for its criticism of the RIAA as seeking to 'abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children' and then falsely claimed that the blog's author is an EFF attorney — this despite the fact that they know that the blog's author (known on Slashdot as NewYorkCountryLawyer) is a partner in a New York law firm and not an EFF attorney. Judge Gertner apparently wasn't impressed, and granted the EFF's motion, rejecting the RIAA's objections, since she felt amici curiae might 'shed light' on the 'copyright law' and 'computer technology' issues before her."
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NewYorkCountryLawyer (Score:5, Funny)
But my pop-culture saturated brain always translates that username as, "Single Female Lawyer," and I worry about visitors from Omicron Persei 7.
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abuse the American judicial system, distort copyright law, and frighten ordinary working people and their children
But please, stop abusing the American judicial system, please refrain from distorting copyright law and may I kindly mention that it's not nice to frighten ordinary people.
Don't you think of their children?
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Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion (Score:5, Insightful)
Luckily, once I read his posts, I was quite impressed and informed but also saddened [slashdot.org] by the way he was treated [slashdot.org] when he was first interviewed on Slashdot. But lucky for us, he keeps contributing massively and acts as a bridge between us and that strange foreign legal world where logic will get you killed.
Furthermore, I hope I get a follow up story where NewYorkCountryLawyer gets mad and pushes back. Of all the people assaulted by the RIAA, he's the most likely to be able to comprehensively do something about that. Hats off to you, Ty & Ray!
Just, please, NYCL, for the love of God whatever you do do not install P2P client software on your computer at this point!
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Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion (Score:4, Funny)
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Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion (Score:4, Funny)
-nB
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Re:More Like NewYorkCountryChampion (Score:4, Informative)
The RIAA's lawyers never concede anything unless the judge calls them on it. (See, e.g. Transcript of January 26, 2007, oral argument in Elektra v. Barker [blogspot.com].). Even then, the next time they're in court with a different judge, they'll say the same stupid thing anyway, hoping the second judge won't find out about the first one.
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Seriously, make your own site, use the tagline "News for Nerds who Despise Culture", and go to town.
Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:Lesson being learned by the RIAA here: (Score:5, Funny)
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For the non lawyers (Score:5, Informative)
Re:For the non lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
Now you tell me.
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Re:For the non lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:For the non lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
IANAL, but I have represented myself on numerous occasions against various traffic infractions, so I have much experience on all matters of law.
I can see why you would be confused.
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Re:IANAL-BIPOOS (Score:5, Funny)
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RIAA = SCO? (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:RIAA = SCO? (Score:5, Insightful)
- SCO was evil and stupid, whereas the RIAA is merely evil (though it has had bonehead moments)
- SCO was only known or really recognized among people (usually IT/Software people) who were smart and knowledgeable enough to know just how terrible they were. The RIAA, on the other hand, is a nationally recognized organization, and the majority of people who know them won't have the knowledge or experience to know exactly why they suck so much.
- The RIAA has deep pockets and [until recently] enjoyed the outright support of very large influential corporations. SCO, on the other hand, only had Microsoft which really couldn't outright support SCO (they had to support them through shady deals like buying licenses, and that only goes so far).
- SCO was looking out for SCO. They were a greedy, selfish, stupid company that were willing to bring down the entire open source community for their own profit. The RIAA on the other hand has the interests of an entire business model in hand; they see it as their job to rescue a dying business model from death. Not only do they enjoy the support of their constituent corporations, but also sympathy and legal/lobby aid from their evil sister organizations (MPAA, BSA to name a few).
None of this is written to claim that there isn't hope. However, this will be a much harder battle than SCO. SCO was pathetic, and the RIAA simply isn't.Parent
Euphemisms (Score:5, Funny)
I'm not sure this is the correct euphimism to use for the RIAA in this sentence.
Over here in Blighty, the expression "you have egg on your face" is often said to a man who had forgotten to zip up his trouser flies, possibly after visiting a urinal. That's because we British are a quiet and genteel people who consider it quite rude in polite company to shout out "OI, MATE! YOUR F***IN' FLIES ARE OPEN!" and prefer to use this quaint euphemism instead. Of course, the fact that every other British person in hearing range already knows what the euphemism means and immediately starts staring at the target's gusset-region anyway, doesn't enter into it.
However, the fact that this euphemism implies that the target is no doubt displaying a flaccid, tiny, shrivelled willy while everyone else is pointing their fingers and laughing at him can hardly be applied to the RIAA now, can it?
Oh wait...
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I think being embarrassed would much depend on the size of what is being displayed. If the target could, for example, truthfully respond with "Yes, but that pavement is really chafing the end of it", I doubt he would consider that he had too much to be embarrassed about...
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I love NewYorkCountyLawyer (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer (Score:4, Funny)
But now that I've done it, I'm glad I did, because I'm reading some of the funniest comments I've ever read, such as this one [slashdot.org], this one [slashdot.org], and this one [slashdot.org]. And the thread is only about 20 minutes old at this point, so I would say we're just getting warmed up.
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Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer (Score:5, Insightful)
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Now, go crack some more eggs!!
[This is the RIAA. This is the RIAA fried with bacon. Any questions??]
Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer (Score:5, Interesting)
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Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer (Score:5, Funny)
A lawyer will have many dates while a geek or nerd will have none. You might wow a girl by bringing her home to your mansion and serving her fine wine & caviar, a Slashdotter will call upstairs to his mother for more rice krispy treats and kool aid.
You know your bounds on expertise and the law is your opinion. The Slashdotter knows no bounds on his expertise and his opinion is the law.
So you see, dad, if you try and communicate with these beings, you best not make a mistake or confuse Shatner with Nimoy or you'll face the most demeaning comments the internet has ever seen.
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Re:I love NewYorkCountyLawyer (Score:4, Interesting)
Remember,
(a) he's a geek too, and
(b) I'm basically a nerd, although I've misplaced the pocket protectors which served me so well during my days at Bronx High School of Science.
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been both places (Score:4, Informative)
As an ex-sysadmin turned lawyer I can assure you, to my great chagrin, that is not true.
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Only a judge of good character (Score:5, Funny)
nycl: an offer (Score:5, Interesting)
i am not looking for a soap box, i am offering you a soap box. if you ever had dreams of pulling a michael moore or a morgan spurlock [imdb.com] on the riaa, let's do it
call it "taking on the riaa", or i am sure you can think of a better title. we can sample some of the more egregious bastard things these guys pull, and document, in real time, as they are taken down in case after case, digesting it into something more palatable for the mainstream public by explaining to them why it should matter (in a cinematic way, not a talky way: interview say that woman from wappingers falls who was attacked). emotionally, it would simply be little guy versus vile conglomerate. all factual, no stagey theatrics. but not boring and dry legalese. done right, it would be cinema gold
i'm 100% serious. if you are game, i am willing to commit serious time to this. lead us on nycl. i am sure there are other slashdotters who would sign on to this too
Definition of Amicus Curiae (Score:5, Informative)
From Wikipedia [wikipedia.org]
In case anyone else was wondering what amicus curiae meant.
c'mon RIAA, go frontal, not guerrilla (Score:3, Interesting)
Well, RIAA lawyers, the answer is simple. Show the world you believe what you say. Sue NYCL for libel! Take on Harvard too, while you're at it. The aggrieved tone of that statement tries to make the accusation sound ridiculous. So why don't you RIAA guys put your money where your mouth is, and sue? You have full confidence you will win, don't you, because he's wrong? Or could it be he's right, and you're nothing but a bunch of sulky bullies spouting trash talk from a safe distance? Guess you haven't got guts enough to take him on, and that says it all right there. This attempt to quash a brief is the equivalent of wishing you could have someone arrested and jailed, but in absence of any reason to do so settling for walking your dog over to fertilize his yard. Weak.
Question for NewYorkCountryLawyer (Score:3, Insightful)
Was the false association that the RIAA made between you and the RIAA ever set straight to the court? I know that if anyone tried to falsely associate me to an organization in such a manner, even to an upstanding organization such as EFF, I would be writing all kinds of letters attempting to set the record straight.
Bravo! (Score:4, Informative)
Muchos Kudos to NYCL (Score:4, Insightful)
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Re:Geez Louise,-HEY, IN SCOTLAND... (Score:4, Informative)
Don't laugh. In Scotland just a few months ago, a car repair facility was fined for public performance without a license because the mechanics doing the repairs were playing their radios loud enough for customers in the waiting area to hear. Remember that radios are licensed in Britain, and that they can be really stupid at times. Especially since the customers could have listened to exactly the same station on their own radios without a problem.
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Re:Is this really significant? (Score:5, Informative)
What is unusual -- in fact in 34 1/2 years of experience in litigation I don't think I've ever seen it happen -- is for some lawyer to be moronic enough to oppose. The RIAA lawyers are the only lawyers I have ever seen do such a thing. They've done it at least twice now, and lost both times.
And what is also unusual is for a member of the Bar to deliberately lie to a federal judge, because the consequences which can flow from that to the lawyer's career are huge. These lawyers deliberately lied to the Judge when they represented that I am an Electronic Frontier Foundation. They also lied to the Judge when they implied that the quote they'd extracted was from February 5, 2008, when in fact it was from months earlier.
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