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Beating the College Bubble

Posted by samzenpus on Mon Nov 10, 2008 03:24 PM
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An anonymous reader writes "The real estate bubble is long gone. Oil prices are sliding down. Are we in an education bubble? The author of Beating the College Bubble says so. He's written a short, simple guide to avoiding the crushing college debt that he thinks is about to bankrupt all of us. Just as easy loans encouraged people to dream big and buy a McMansion, big college loans are tempting students with too much Comp Lit and Frat Parties. When they graduate, the debt is so hefty that the students are stuck living in their parents' basement for 10 years until they've paid it all off. I can tell you from personal experience that there's some real truth to the hangover. The beer headache is gone after a week, but the monthly payments just keep going." Read below for the rest of cdog40's review
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The author spells out why he wrote the book: his kids are graduating soon and he wants to do the right thing. Should he encourage them to spend big on an impressive, Cadillac-grade education or should he be really cheap so they can be free of loans? Which will help the kids?

Chapter 2 works through a handful of examples of people who spent too much on education. Of course he brings up the fact that all of the big guys in the computer business skipped out on college after a few courses. Steve Jobs and Bill Gates started the trend and now it looks like Mark Zuckerberg is following in the famous footsteps.

The author writes out that some of the people in Chapter 2 really did benefit from their education. The lawyers and the doctors who sell their credentials did very well with fancy diplomas.

Chapter 3 is a largely obvious summary of what we all know: lots of college courses don't have any real use in the world. It's not as bad as jokes like: What do you call an English major? (Waiter!) The problem is that the Internet is very good at exporting bits and most college degrees specialize in manipulating bits. The Internet can and will ship this work to the lowest-wage countries in the world. So if you're interested in making money by manipulating bits, the Internet is going to cut you off at your knees. The real secret to making money he says is getting a career in something like sewer maintenance because that can't be exported despite what that famous Senator says about the Internet just being a bunch of pipes.

Chapter 4 is a great piece that explains where the money is going: into the pockets of the college presidents. Many of them make more than a million dollars a year in salary. Well, that's not all true. Some of it is going into the big, expensive buildings. Apparently long ago, students put on shows without fancy state-of-the-art, high-tech arts complexes. They just used an auditorium. No longer. Schools love to spend money on big-name architects. There's a good mention made of the high price tag, the bar, and the leaky roof at MIT's Stata Center.

Chapter 5 is a kind of a nice guy section added so the author couldn't be accused of being completely cynical and nasty. It points out that most schools aren't just spending the cash on the president's new yacht, but on things the students use like fancy dorms and swanky exercise rooms. I know this is true of my school. The dorms are much better. You can't even see the mortar between the cinder blocks any longer. He's still annoyed by this because all of the fancy features pump up the tuition bill.

Chapter 6 is where the book starts to get useful. He talks about how to negotiate for better terms on the debt or how to avoid picking up too much. You can pretty much skip Chapter 7 and move right on to Chapters 8 and 9 which describe how to save money by getting cut rate degrees or skipping college altogether.

I'm not sure whether I buy all of the techniques. He suggests that internet forums like Slashdot are more informative than a college classroom, something I'm not sure I believe. Yes, there's more discussion and the moderation system does a good job of shutting up that bossy know-it-all in the front row, but it would be nice to have a professor. I guess that's what they mean when we're supposed to read the article before commenting. Hah. No one did at my school either.

There are good ones. He tells of low-cost degree programs at most schools. You can save 80% of the price of going to Harvard, for instance. I think he's pretty honest about this because he does point out that you lose something when you take the cheap route. But freedom is just another word for nothing left to pay on your loans.

The book's website is trying to make the book interactive by posting new news stories and alternative solutions for college. It listed the new School of Everything as an alternative.

This is where the meat of the book lies. The only way to avoid getting hurt by a bursting bubble is to get out early. This book made me think long and hard about college. You can't go back and do a scientific experiment because you can only live life once. But I do think that's how he put it. We're really in love with the idea of college that we'll spend anything. It's like when you fall head over heels over some beautiful girl that you don't even know. Then you run up your credit card on an expensive meal to impress her only to find out that she's kind of snobby or flakey or just not interested in the right things (PS3, BitTorrent, Android, Erlang etc). When the bill comes a month later, you feel kind of dumb. This book is trying to help the next generation avoid that headache.

You can purchase Beating the College Bubble from amazon.com. Slashdot welcomes readers' book reviews -- to see your own review here, read the book review guidelines, then visit the submission page.
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  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 10 2008, @03:27PM (#25710285)

    I'll just get a loan to pay for that.

    • by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 10 2008, @04:09PM (#25711069)

      I think it's time that as a country we have a serious conversation about the people making blood money off of our children's college dreams. This is a serious question: why don't we just forgive all outstanding US student loans, and nationalize the assets of the Sallie Mae corporation and use the money to jump-start a program to send students to college for free? Also, how much money is the CEO worth? The rest of their directors? Perhaps a dialog about seizing the asse's they've gained during their tenures at SLM, preying on our nation's youth, is necessary too. Discuss.

      • Far from being the solution, the government is the problem, yet again. While government-guaranteed student loans have expanded college access, any economist worth his salt will tell you that by flooding the college market with loans that anyone can get and that are guaranteed by the government has led to tuition well outpacing inflation. What else could have caused this?

        If this sounds really familiar, it should. Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac had a similar effect on the housing bubble. So you'll have to excuse me if I get frightened when I hear "government to the rescue" for a problem it helped create.
        • by copponex (13876) on Monday November 10 2008, @08:04PM (#25714371) Homepage

          That would explain why college education is less expensive per capita, and of comparable quality, and free across much of Europe. Oh, wait...

          Any economist worth his salt will also tell you that giving out government loans to private institutions that exist purely to make a profit will always lead to price increases, while service industries like education, health care, local utilities, etc, are almost always better served by a single entity, regionally operated, that has no profit motive.

          The only problem is when the false idea - that free markets solve all problems efficiently - is run up the flag pole, again and again, despite evidence to the contrary.

          It's much easier to have an open government institution providing common necessities than it is to try and regulate private institutions that have no public interest, yet receive massive public funds. If you're serious about finding a solution, all you have to do is look around, and see what other countries have been doing successfully for years.

          Everyone here laughed and laughed that the European governments charged a 100% tax on fuel, until about a year ago. Since those countries foresaw the inevitable, that tax reduced consumption, funded mass transit construction, and made them less dependent on countries like Saudi Arabia for their daily transportation needs. Here it would be called socialism; elsewhere, it's just common sense.

        • by Korin43 (881732) on Monday November 10 2008, @05:14PM (#25712237) Homepage Journal
          The problem is that we're pushing them into this as a society. It's not that these kids are stupid, we're just telling them "the only way to succeed in life is to go to college x" where college x costs far more money than they have. Then we tell them "Well everyone gets a student loan", so they assume it's a good idea. Instead of just screwing people over like this, we need to start teaching people that not everyone needs to go to college, very few people need to go to Harvard, and they will do just fine at a community college.
          • by crmarvin42 (652893) on Monday November 10 2008, @06:09PM (#25712975)
            I'm still in school, and while I knew that some schools were rated better than others, I also knew that your education is what you make of it. That's why I went

            2 years at community college (HCC)
            2 years at a State university (UMass Amherst)
            3 years on a MS at a prestegious University within my field (Purdue).
            3 years and counting on a PhD at the same university.

            No student loans at Community college. 33% off of my tuition at UMass b/c I had a 3.8 at HCC. I had offers at 2 other Universities at the end of MS that were also offering tuition remission and a monthly stipend I could live on. As a result I've got 10 years worth of college education and only 2 years of student loans, neither year of which did I take the full amount, and I've been getting paid to go to school for the last 6 years.

            I had friends that teased me for going the community college/state school route, but they owe 2-3 times what I do in student loans. Some of them even went to grad school but had to pay tuition and their own living expenses b/c they pursued degrees like Music Therapy and History.
        • by Twanfox (185252) on Monday November 10 2008, @05:29PM (#25712493)

          Not that I condone the forgiving of college loans even though I carry a significant burden of debt in from my degree achievements, I would think that of the things listed (car, house, education, lifestyle) that education is one thing we want to make as prolific as possible within our society. A more educated public means that we can advance technology, status, solve problems better, and hope to steward this little rock of ours well enough to sustain our species over the long term. Maybe it's time we also took a look at the alarming rise of tuition and wonder just what we get out of such an inflated figure.

            • by johnlcallaway (165670) on Tuesday November 11 2008, @12:51AM (#25716677)
              Having gotten to know rich people, I know why I will never be one. I'm not smart enough or motivated enough. I know rich people that help run three or four companies and work 10-12 hour days, some work almost every day of the week. When they go on vacation, they are constantly on the phone or blackberry.

              It's time the whiners and sour grapers get off their high horse and acknowledge that rich people, for the most part, are rich because they are just smart and work harder than the rest. It may sound like a lot of fun jetting over the country, but take it from anyone that rack up frequent flyer miles, it sucks after a few months. Sitting in first class for 8 hours may be better than coach, but it's still sitting in an airplane for 8 hours.

              And what social responsibility. Just because someone was able to get a bunch of people to work for them in exchange for a pay check society gets to suck off their teat??? Wow ... that's some reward for being successful, seeing all that money put to such good use by the government.

              I have known plenty of average people that do a damn good job lying and cheating their way into insurance scams and IRS fraud, the rich don't have a monopoly on those attributes either.

              So stop your bitching about something that you can never obtain because you just aren't good enough to get there and learn to enjoy what you do have.
              • by MickLinux (579158) on Tuesday November 11 2008, @07:39AM (#25718907) Journal

                I'm not against rich people, but let me give a bit of the other side.

                First, if you are going to compare pay, don't compare wages -- even a slaveowner must feed his slaves; even a farmer must feed his cattle. Compare discretionary income. Now, considering discretionary income, I would argue that most US laborers without a college education work far harder for their dollar, than any of the manager's class and up. I say that, while working with them. Let's then toss into the mix, 2nd and 3rd world laborers, and the difference becomes extreme.

                Don't believe me? Let's try a sanity check. Typical career wage earner makes about $12/hr or less where I work in Hampton Roads. So we're talking $12 x 2000 hr/yr = $24000. With overtime, that used to be about $30k, though right now it's typically undertime, at $20k or less. Now, in this area apartment rent takes a minimum of about $700/mo = $8400. Most wage earners never had a chance to buy into that housing bubble. Food for 2 (taking a typical family size of 4) is about $50/wk = $2500/yr. Childcare is another $8000. Electricity is $1000. Phone is $500, minimum. So we'll estimate that the wage earner makes 24k, and spends $20500. So his discretionary income (pre-recession/depression) is $3500. He works 2000 hrs, or makes $4.50 of discretionary income a day. He'll need to be careful with that $4.50, because it also has to cover his vehicle costs, though I'm assuming he lives locally. If he drives farther, he can reduce his rent, but those costs typically balance out. I think if you run a similar sanity check on the manager's discretionary income, it's a tad more.

                But now, let's also get down to another issue: the rich say they've earned the right to it, because they've gone after it. Okay, I can get down with that argument, but only insofar as everyone chooses to go after something, and they'll eventually get what they're after (typically speaking). But that does not mean that they've earned the right to profits that were made by others. What I typically see is that the profits are made at the manufacturing level. Cuts are also made, there, but they shouldn't be.

                What I mean, is that if they are not paying a living wage to their employees, or if they are not meeting OSHA standards, then they don't deserve those extra profits. But that is often where the profits come from. Even layoffs, to increase profits, is not acceptable, because much of the economic mass of the company is derived from those workers you are laying off, and you are separating those workers from the economic mass that they earned. In other words, you are stealing from them.

                So I'm not saying that the rich are horrible, the rich don't deserve to be rich ... but I do not agree with Limbaugh or other pseudo-conservative talkshow hosts who basically want the world to pander to their greed. Let the rich be rich, and let them enjoy a better standard of living -- but don't agree with them that they have the right to force others into a standard of death - which is much what has happened in this last century.

                To paraphrase John Paul II, this last century has developed into a war by the powerful against the weak.

                That includes the rich against the poor. Think about it.

      • by starX (306011) on Monday November 10 2008, @06:39PM (#25713355) Homepage

        Right, because my 30k+ of student loans gives my liege lord the right to beat me, sell me, and prima nocte entitlement to enjoy my new bride.

        You are as uninformed as you are un-insightful. Maybe if you spent a little more time learning some history (in a college classroom, for example), you might not go on spouting such rubbish.

        I would argue that a good education can be had at any school, as long as you start with a good student. Whether you go to a top tier college, a local community college, or a trade school, you're going to get out what you put in. Kids who spend most of their time at parties and worrying about who they're hooking up with are throwing money away on a four year vacation from reality. Students who apply themselves to their studies (whether Comp. Lit. or Comp. Sci.) and seek out opportunities to apply their studies to themselves are making a great investment in their futures.

  • by LingNoi (1066278) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:27PM (#25710287)

    When they graduate, the debt is so hefty that the students are stuck living in their parents' basement for 10 years until they've paid it all off. I can tell you from personal experience that there's some real truth to the hangover.

    Just because you live in your Mom's basement surfing Slashdot all day doesn't mean you can blame it on college debt.

  • by eldavojohn (898314) * <my/.username@@@gmail.com> on Monday November 10 2008, @03:27PM (#25710291) Homepage Journal

    big college loans are tempting students with too much Comp Lit and Frat Parties. When they graduate, the debt is so hefty that the students are stuck living in their parents' basement for 10 years until they've paid it all off. I can tell you from personal experience that there's some real truth to the hangover.

    Well, here's my anecdote. I didn't rack up $100k worth of loans like my friends. I worked nearly full time through my undergrad and didn't receive a penny from my parents. I came out $20k in debt and had to prove that I actually put a lot of effort into my public college undergrad degree. I graduated in 2004, made my employer pay for my Masters from a private college (which I got in 2007) while, again, working full time. I will be making the final payment next month and be debt free for the first time since I was 17.

    I know a lot about some of my close friends and if I may impart some wisdom (I have no idea if this is covered in the book), do not consolidate your loans. Just don't do it. So many people consolidated their loans after reading a letter from a third party that used words like "at the current federal reserve rate ... " or "if trends continue" followed by "you will save a shit ton of money." I know because I received these offers ... hundreds of them. They all turned out to be variable rate bullshit. I did my homework and only needed minor math skills to figure out the scams. Maybe 5% of the people I know have had loan consolidation work for them (all one of them who graduated years before me). At a Halloween party, one of my friends lamented about trading up 3.5% & 4.5% fixed rate loans worth $80k for a consolidated loan at 3% in 2004. The company now sends her biannual updates informing her that her rates will be going up and she's looking at 7% now. Imagine that. She signed up with a company that doesn't even bother justifying it, she says some of the letters are just one sentence. The sad thing is that she can still afford the monthly payment so apathy wins for the next 10 years.

    I know I am lucky, I was able to sleep 3-5 hours a night with little repurcussions. Most people can't live off of a cup of noodles or day old wheat bread (animal consumption only FTW) for 30 cents from Erberts & Gerberts. Make smart choices, if you aren't good with finances, ask a friend who is ... I've doled out more than my fair share and often call my friend who is now a CPA.

    If you want to pay for a brand name college, I'm not going to stop you. Their are plenty of schools like the University of Minnesota that have great engineering programs and although I can't walk into an interview and drop a name like MIT, I don't mind proving I'm worth what you want to pay.

    • by krlynch (158571) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:43PM (#25710545) Homepage

      The blanket directive "Don't consolidate" is just as specious as the blanket "You should consolidate". Be a smart shopper! We, too, got lots of those "consolidate with us!" letters ... we threw most of them out. We eventually did consolidate my wife's loans, cutting the interest rate on most of her debt by more than half. The rate is fixed for the life of the loan, and we get a further rate discount for automatic payments. The effective rate is so low that they are almost paying US to hold the loan once inflation is counted in.

    • by vux984 (928602) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:58PM (#25710833)

      If you want to pay for a brand name college, I'm not going to stop you. Their are plenty of schools like the University of Minnesota that have great engineering programs and although I can't walk into an interview and drop a name like MIT, I don't mind proving I'm worth what you want to pay.

      The advantages of a brand name school have almost -nothing- to do with the quality of the education itself.

      The advantages are simply:

      1) It may get you interviews over someone else, due to brand name recognition, for example he might shortlist the one from MIT over a similar candidate from from U. of Minnesota. If he finds a satisfactory canditate from that short-list, you might never get the interview.

      2) The more prestigious the school, the more prestigious the -other- students tend to be. And who you met there that you might not otherwise have met is usually far more valuable than what you learned there that you might not otherwise have learned.

      IT isn't quite as 'who you know not what you know' as politics or law, but IT has its celebrities and movers and shakers too, and knowing someone high in the ranks at Google or Sun or Apple or IBM or wherever still opens a lot of doors. Your choice of school impacts your odds of knowing the next generation of these people, or meeting these people's kids (although again, unlike politics etc IT isn't nearly as dynastic...)

      But then not everyone on slashdot is in IT either, not by a longshot.

      • by kklein (900361) on Monday November 10 2008, @06:51PM (#25713537)

        Yes.

        I am a university lecturer. I have been in or working for (it's the same as in, but you're paid) universities since 1993. None of my universities have been famous, and I'll back up what you say.

        When I was in college, I thought college was about learning. It isn't. Well, I should say, it is but that's only part of it. The main part, as I see it now, is about building your resume. You can, you see, learn anywhere.

        As a teacher, let me tell you what most of the education research and my experience finds again and again: Great students are born, not made. Teaching is easy, because it's actually impossible. You can't teach anyone anything. All you can do is help the people who want to learn get where they are going. I work for a pretty unknown school, but I have some stellar students (and a lot of not-so-hot students) who are doing truly amazing thing, and I feel honored and privileged to give them a helping hand whenever I can, and help them fill in the gaps between what they already know. That's all I can do, but I'm happy to do it.

        However, these students are not likely to fare as well as students who come from some of the more famous schools, regardless of their inherent intelligence or drive (honestly, I've come to believe the former is pretty common, but it's the latter that makes the difference). They won't have the resume that opens the doors.

        In my own experience, I basically couldn't get a job after uni. I am now 34, and I am finally starting to make a livable middle-class wage. Part of that was my ridiculous degree; part of that was my unknown school. I had to go back to school (on my dime) to get a master's before I could get a real job. However, my master's isn't that famous either (I hadn't figured the name-value bit out yet). In my current situation, I have a colleague from Columbia, whose program in our field is not really as good as the one I graduated from (based on conversations and observations), who doesn't have the theoretical grounding I have, who has done almost no research in our field (and what he has done is not quantitative because he never learned research methodology, stats, or even how to write a journal article in his program), and who (according to inside sources) didn't interview well--but the job that we both applied for recently actually had a week-long debate on who to hire--the guy with the publication list (me) or the guy who went to Columbia--and they finally just found the funding to hire both of us (thank god).

        But see what happened there? I work every night and every weekend on building a publication list; he catches up on satellite TV. I spend my breaks in my office studying and plowing through stats; he literally, by his own account, sits on the couch and watches DVDs with his wife for 2 months (he shows up at the end of breaks and he hasn't had a haircut or shaved since school got out). And yet we end up getting the same job (at a prestigious university).

        Folks, if you're in college now, or if you have kids who are heading that way, take a close look at what you're getting for your money. My friends and colleagues who spent a little more and went to famous places are all doing better than I am, even in the same goofy field. Name-value doesn't mean a better education; it means better options for the future. You can learn anywhere. Hell, if you're highly motivated, you can teach yourself. That's not what college is about. College is about getting a job.

        And take it from me: The people who say what you major in doesn't matter, as long as you get the degree are wrong. If you are in the college of liberal arts now, change majors. If your kids are talking about going that way, but don't want to be teachers, refuse to pay. There is a lot of great stuff in those majors--important stuff!--but majoring in them is sacrificing your life for them, unless you really want to teach them. Don't point at people like me, who are doing fine, and say "See? He majored in En

    • by Dripdry (1062282) on Monday November 10 2008, @04:08PM (#25711049) Journal

      You say you were lucky, being able to funciton on very little sleep, for instance. You're saying your situation is the exception to the rule. I'm just trying to point out that many people simply cannot perform these sorts of things. I literally go nuts after about a month of 5-6 hours sleep and stop being able to physically function, for instance.

      In defense of college: For most of us, we've spent our entire lives in school, so the next step is college. It's simply expected of all the people that went to my high school.

      To piss off the non-collegiates: I know a fair number of people who never went to college. Many of them are snobby about how they didn't get "taken in by it" or that they're "just not college material". Incidentally, many of them could contribute A LOT to an academic setting.
      I also hear many parents and grandparents say their kids aren't college material. This trend bothers me. How else can people get a solid grounding in a wide range of the basics that underpin our ability to both learn and critically reason? High school helps a little, but falls short imo.

      Although I am saddled with a fair amount of debt,about 20K, my college experience was useful. No, I didn't learn a bunch of real world skills (was in Comp Sci, and looking back it would ahve helped a lot to learn real world skills, though I took a lot of different other types of classes). I did, however, learn a lot about interacting with people(this email certainly shows!), understanding HOW to learn LOTS of different types of information, and most importantly I learned many different points of view.

      What I find with non college-goers sometimes is a certain ignorance or narrow-mindedness. Their way, much of the time, seems to be the only way and all others be damned. Some of these people have had success with their jobs, though many I know are still working at Kinko's or Jimmy John's ten years later. Would the non-college achievers be better off if they had gone to college? I don't know.

      I know I've written something that in itself is a bit narrow and probably sounds ignorant (I'm really fishing for other viewpoints, in a hamfisted, non-college kind of way), so I have a creeping feeling that I've shot this part of the discussion in the foot.

      I may have wasted a LOT of time in college, yes. Was it a worthwhile transition between school and life instead of just being thrown to the wolves in the real world? Did it teach me MANY ideas that I've used to further my career and relations with others that I NEVER would have learned without college? Did it teach me an appreciation for all the different types of people who make the world function? Yes, yes, and yes.

      Encouraging people not to go to college because it has nothing to offer seems like telling people not to get their driver's license because they're 16 and where do they need to go at this age anyway? It's very shortsighted in most instances, I feel. There's your car analogy!

      • by HungWeiLo (250320) on Monday November 10 2008, @04:07PM (#25711017)

        At a previous conglomerate that I worked at, our Bangalore subsidiary had a guy get promoted to the head honcho. I found a copy of his resume in the printer, and it said he graduated from "IIT" (India's premiere educational institute on par with MIT).

        A quick Googling found him struggling with homework questions on a web forum attached to an evening class at the Illinois Institute of Technology.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday November 10 2008, @03:29PM (#25710317)

    And the great thing is that bankruptcy does not wipe out student debt.

    As much as I understand the need for that not to happen, this has become a dangerous trap and something may need to be done about it.

      • by Abcd1234 (188840) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:55PM (#25710769) Homepage

        Why do rich bankers get bailed out for billions but the rest of us get stuck with $50K in student debt?

        Because, like it or not, the health of the economy doesn't directly hinge on your ability to comfortably pay back your student loans (unlike, say, AIG, who's failure would have untold repercussions throughout the financial industry).

        Basically, the government fucked up and let these companies get too big to fail while turning a blind eye to their shenanigans. And now they're forced to bail them out. It's just that simple. It sucks, to be sure, but that's the reality. Bitching and complaining won't change it.

            • Re:Why not? (Score:5, Insightful)

              by Grym (725290) * <anprice2.vt@edu> on Monday November 10 2008, @05:38PM (#25712605)

              Trust me. You wouldn't be terribly comfortable if AIG imploded. No one would be.

              And that is the essence of the problem, is it not? How can a a political establishment so obsessed with "national security" let a market of an estimated $60 trillion dollars [bloomberg.com] (almost 5 times our national GDP) go completely unregulated? It's absurd...

              No terrorist in Guantanamo (or Afghanistan, for that matter) could ever do this much damage to the country, and yet none of those responsible will ever be executed, waterboarded, or undergo "extraordinary rendition [wikipedia.org]." Funny how that works, huh? While we were all arguing over Dick Cheney's ticking time bomb hypothetical scenarios, the nation's economy was being set up for the largest act of sabotage and fraud in human history, and not a single person has yet to be arrested for it.

              I'd be surprised if even a single CEO or government official ever gets convicted over this. And even if they do, we won't see a cent of their ill-gotten gains. Take a look at Kenneth Lay, mastermind of the Enron fraud. The man just so happened to conveniently die after his conviction but before his sentencing. The result? His conviction was wiped from the records [washingtonpost.com] and none of his or his wife's assets were seized.

              Justice. Does the word even have a place in our society any more?

              -Grym

  • how to win (Score:5, Funny)

    by nak8880 (1176213) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:31PM (#25710359) Homepage
    How to beat the "College Bubble:" 1. Go to College. 2. Become deep in debt. 3. Sell a book about being in debt. 4. ??? 5. Profit!!
  • by Kingrames (858416) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:32PM (#25710391)
    What a wonderful message to send to all our recent high school grads.

    This is not going to help any of us.
    • by HBI (604924) <pelander@NoSPAm.eyemud.com> on Monday November 10 2008, @03:34PM (#25710427) Homepage Journal

      True, it won't help the banks who lend the money or the college faculties. Or beer vendors.

      But it just might help a lot of people who don't necessarily need to go to college.

        • by jandrese (485) <kensama@vt.edu> on Monday November 10 2008, @04:00PM (#25710873) Homepage Journal
          It really depends. A college degree is extremely useful for getting your foot in the door, but real life experience is even better. The problem of course is that your average 21 year old has no life experience, so without a degree he's SOL. For people who were already in the job market when the computer industry sprung up, it's a little different. I know a lot of the people I work with have completely unrelated degrees because IT type degrees just didn't exist back then.

          The point is, if you're going to go into a high tech field and you don't already have some sort of in (like your father owns the company or you've been working closely with one of the developers on a side project for years or something), then a degree is probably going to be necessary for the HR folks to even give you a second glance. IMHO, degrees from fancy institutions are largely overrated unless you're trying to become a full partner in a high end legal firm or something like that. A generic 4 year degree from a reputable but inexpensive school (State U) is more than enough for most HR folks, and the people who do the actual hiring likely won't care that much where your degree is from, just so long as you know what you're doing.

          That is a concern though, if your local school's program is terrible and you come away with no usable skills, then your degree is worthless. You'll never get past the second interview without considerable studying on your own (never a bad idea however). Once you build up a lot of marketable skills and a network of professionals then you won't need a degree, but that's almost impossible to do without first getting into the industry somehow.
            • by HBI (604924) <pelander@NoSPAm.eyemud.com> on Monday November 10 2008, @03:59PM (#25710865) Homepage Journal

              I disagree. I do not have a degree. The main ingredient for success is not a piece of paper or 'getting your foot in the door', but excelling - and working hard as part of that - and not being dumb about the value of your skills. Sell yourself. I don't consider any break I got 'lucky'. I was in the right place at the right time, and you can be too.

  • Competition (Score:4, Informative)

    by CheshireCatCO (185193) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:33PM (#25710401) Homepage

    He's still annoyed by this because all of the fancy features pump up the tuition bill.

    Sure, except the colleges are a business like any other (at least to some extent) and they have to attract customers (i.e., students). The prospective students have been enticed into expecting fancy rec centers and cushy dorms. Once a few schools start offering those features, pretty much everyone else has to do so to stay competitive.

    It's also worth noting here that the nominal price of tuition typically doesn't pay for the actual cost of sending student to college. At my alma mater (graduated ten years ago, for reference), our tuition -- huge those it was -- paid for about 1/3 of the actual expense.

    Also note that most people don't pay full tuition. The high tuitions seem to exist so that those who can (apparently) afford it can be charged for it, while being "nice" and knowing the price down for others.

    • Re:Competition (Score:4, Insightful)

      by Philip K Dickhead (906971) <folderol@fancypants.org> on Monday November 10 2008, @03:40PM (#25710497) Journal

      Education is a resource who's value is inflated through a systematized, artificial scarcity - especially at the graduate and post-grad levels.

      Those with advanced degrees from 'elite' institutions have a vested interest in keeping their numbers limited and their relative status higher than their peers. This is graduated in degrees down through the system - which is designed and maintained by an economic and political elite to server their ends, maintained against the objectives of 'higher' learning by those most privileged.

      What good did Harvard Business School education do for creating a better, more predictable and stable market environment? Nothing. This is one of a million examples. PhD. == Tool.

  • by bigredradio (631970) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:34PM (#25710417) Homepage Journal
    Humm.. the article quotes "stuck living in their parents' basement for 10 years" like that is a bad thing.
  • by tripdizzle (1386273) <coalrssotnon@@@gmail...com> on Monday November 10 2008, @03:35PM (#25710435)
    Boo paying back my debt!!!! I want a bailout for me damnit.
  • MIT FTW! (Score:4, Funny)

    by east coast (590680) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:40PM (#25710495)
    I hear that open course ware thing is pretty nifty for the price.

    As for a degree? You got a printer, a scanner and a copy of Gimp? Good boy.
  • College Debt? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by rjshirts (567179) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:40PM (#25710507)
    Honestly, the easiest way to avoid debt is to avoid it in the first place. Why do students take out $30k in loans for a school that only costs $6k per semester? It might not be the easiest route, but I worked all through school, and tried to pay off all the debt I could during the deferment periods once I graduated. I can honestly say that I am almost done with a Masters degree and have a total of $3k in debt that will be paid off before I graduate.

    Maybe I should sell a book... Then I could pay off that last little bit and move on to pure profit!
    • Re:College Debt? (Score:4, Insightful)

      by Arterion (941661) on Monday November 10 2008, @04:20PM (#25711281)

      You realize that $30k loans for a $6k/semester school leaves $18k the student had to come up with some other way -- probably out of pocket. That's assuming he was actually able to complete his program in 8 semesters.

      That's over $4k a year the student is paying for his own expenses. If we assumed full time work at $10 an hour -- not too bad for college work -- that's not even $20k a year before taxes. You're talking about over 25% of the student's free income from a full time job. JUST TO PAY for what the student loans wouldn't.

      And you're questioning why would someone borrow $30k total for a $6k/year school?

      I'm seriously wondering how could they not? And in fact, how did the manage to pay for it all ONLY borrowing $30k?

      • Re:College Debt? (Score:5, Informative)

        by Dragoon412 (648209) on Monday November 10 2008, @06:58PM (#25713609)

        It gets far, far worse. Think about rent and cost of living.

        I attend a law school that costs ~$1,000/credit hour. That works out to $36,000 year, full-time, in tuition alone. Furthermore, students enrolled full-time are not allowed to work more than 18 hours/week. And although you may think a JD candidate could make a fair amount of money, they don't. You're looking at the same $8-10/hour pay you could get as an undergraduate, except now you're clerking or doing paralegal work.

        As you'd expect, law school is far more academically intensive than your average undergraduate program. The rule of thumb is that you'll spend a minimum of three hours studying for every one hour of class time. On a standard full-time track, that's 12 credits per term; 12 hours per week in every class, another 36 hours studying. So, 48 hours/week devoted to academics. Let's assume that you get a job at $10/hour, and work the full 18 hours/week. That's $180/week, or $720/month.

        The short of it is that any job you get as a full-time law student isn't even going to put a dent in tuition costs.

        But now, add, say, $700/month for rent. Then you have bills. And food. And transportation. Let's say the student's frugal, and he gets by on about $1200/month (obviously this varies based on where you're living, but I'm trying to pick a number that would be typical of a suburban law school). And upwards of $5000 worth of books every year.

        So... add it all up.

        Tuition: $36k/year
        Books: $5k/year
        Rent, food, bills, etc.: $14.4k/year

        Working income: $8604

        YEARLY TOTAL: $46,796
        TOTAL TO GRADUATION: $140,388

        Now, consider the time constraints.

        1 week is 168 hours.
        You're spending 48 hours/week in class or studying.
        You sleep 8 hours/night (or 56 hours/week).
        You're working 18 hours/week.
        That's 122/168 hours per week spoken for. That leaves 46 hours/week on average for leisure, additional studying, eating, and transportation time. That's almost 7 hours per day. In my personal experience, it's about 2-3 hours/day for relaxing and/or working out. It's not an impossible task, but it's stressful, and not fun. But going tens of thousands of dollars into debt for the "privilege" of being too damned busy all the time isn't much fun. Clinic and volunteer work - both of which the school pushes pretty hard - all come out of this time, too.

        Thankfully, I'm at the school I'm at (as opposed to a more prestigious one) because they offered me an enormous scholarship. But I have friends that are borrowing their whole way through. One of them half-heartedly jokes that the only way to get through it is to pretend that loans aren't real money, because the debt is otherwise just stifling.

  • by Bragador (1036480) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:41PM (#25710513)

    Everybody, including me, believed at some point that a college or university degree would bring fame and fortune... which is false.

    Unless you study engineering or get a degree in a medical profession, you might get screwed. Oh, and you WILL get screwed with a liberal arts degree (sad for me and my psy major).

    Meanwhile, some friends bring home tons of cash by being welders, linemen, plumbers and electricians...

    Who is the smartest guy around? The guy that goes to university and studies something like philosophy or psychology, or the one who gets a professional welding formation and earns 75k+ per year?

    Think about it...

    • by mcgrew (92797) * on Monday November 10 2008, @04:02PM (#25710905) Journal

      My dad was a lineman, and I have friends who are welders and construction workers.

      You can't work as an electrician (actually they're called "indoor wiremen") or a lineman without an apprenticeship, and you can't get an apprenticeship without knowing someone in the business already.

      Welders get burn scars all over them, and most of them are blind by the time they retire.

      Plumbers work in shit. Literally.

      Factory workers and construction workesr die on the job, often horribly (as do linemen and indoor wiremen).

      Plus all these jobs are hard physical labor. If you want to sit on your ass, better go to college.

  • Great idea! (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Seakip18 (1106315) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:41PM (#25710523) Journal

    The US can get ahead in the world economy by getting LESS education for it's populace. That way, we'll slowly start getting our manufacturing jobs back because India and China won't be able to compete. I mean, people over there can translate business logic into those magical bits faster and cheaper than here, right?

    Personally, I didn't find out how much I liked Computer Science till Sophomore year of College. The theory and beauty behind how different sort algorithms was the turning point I think. Without College, I'd have settled on some part-time tech work and full-time retail employee. College has it's purposes and the masses still need higher education, whether they want it or not.

    You want to not get a fuck-ton of college debt? Don't go to a school for prestige or a wife. Go to your local CC for a year then go to a local Uni to get your degree. Otherwise, study your ass in high school and get there on scholarship.

    You want it to be easier for your kids? Get a 529 plan [wikipedia.org] started TODAY. Contributions to it are be state and federal-tax free. You can get the money back out at regular tax rates if they don't go to school or get scholarships. I'm surprised that wasn't in the review. Just because you are getting the shaft doesn't mean your kids have to as well.

  • by Hangtime (19526) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:45PM (#25710589) Homepage

    Information can be gleaned very easily from the Internet, but knowledge and the mechanics of synthesizing knowledge are best learned in a university setting. I do agree that in many ways college costs have gotten out of control. It used to be you would goto college to be a school teacher. However, why would you spend $50,000 on job that is at best going to net you $35,000 out of the gate (other than someplace you would rather not teach and danger pay come to mind).

    The university setting is best for individuals who need to do high-end problem-solving or research as part of their work not for vocations. Vocations are best learned in a setting where you can skip a lot and go straight to what needs to be known and add a few extras as well. My own family is a perfect example of what can be done through vocational training. My uncle who is dsylexic and color-blind was never great in high school. Instead of moving on to college like he may have been pushed today he went to a technical college where he floushied in electrical power and control and today has been designing power systems for commericial and industrial buildings for over 25 years.

    For better or worse, college has become part of the American dream and many who do not belong there are now going. People are going not because they want to but they feel they need to in order to achieve the American dream. The more we due to de-emphasize the idea that college is the only answer and supplement it with apprenticeships, vocational training, etc. , the better will do for all our children.

  • by mpapet (761907) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:46PM (#25710603) Homepage

    For many generations a college education generally fulfilled the promise of class mobility. E.G. Dad's a gardener, daughter a lawyer. The key to this dream was two-fold.

    1. Cost of tuition/loans were capable of repaying in +/- 10 years.

    2. Job you leveraged yourself into PAID the loan + decent standard of living over the 10 year payback.

    Neither 1 or 2 hold true any more.

    Discussions about class in the U.S. are generally forbidden, but I'll throw it out anyway. I find it almost impossible to see how decades of "winner take all" economics ISN'T creating a massive, permanent, underclass. Economic conditions suggest this is so already.

    • by An dochasac (591582) on Monday November 10 2008, @05:00PM (#25712007)
      The reasons 1 and 2 are no longer true are:
      1. Reaganites sold the idea of higher education as a short term fiscal investment rather than a long term societal investment.
      2. So more students were forced to take out loans instead of pay their way through college.
      3. Loans meant universities were able to raise tuition without students noticing (student loans are even better than subprime and car loans because "the minimum payment" during the 4 years of parties and cheap bear is $0, the "balloon payments" start after graduation.
      4. Universities turned themselves into country clubs in order to attract even more endowment money. Which piled even more debt onto student loans.
      5. Sallie Mae helped facilitate the transfer of wealth from students to financial institutions backed (like FME, FMC) by our tax dollars.
      6. More students were forced to focus on degrees with short term payback (Compsci, BA, Accounting, Law)
      7. These "short payback" fields do very little to improve U.S. competitiveness and happen to be the most easily outsourced.
      8. Fewer students major in "Long payback" fields such as basic science.
      9. Our universities begin to decay into glorified trade schools.
      10. ???
      11. PROFIT!!!
  • by cashman73 (855518) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:54PM (#25710751) Journal
    Is it just me, or did this book stop before it could get to Chapter 11 on purpose?
  • Community college (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Shotgun (30919) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:57PM (#25710827)

    First, skip the 4 year program. The first year of college is just a sieve for partiers and a way for the college to collect a lot of tuition without doing any work. Anytime you sit in a class with 600 of your closest friends, you know you're being taken. Most community colleges offer a two year prep program, which will transfer to a 4 year college. Gets most of the bullshit courses out of the way for MUCH lower prices.

    Second, there are two ways to make money in this world. Do something other people CAN'T do, or do something other people WON'T do. There's a reason that brain surgeons and attractive prostitutes get paid so much. A 4 year degree may or may not put you into one of these categories, but so can a 2 year degree.

    Finally, the statistics that say a college degree will allow you to make twice as much money over your lifetime. Bullshit! Motivation will allow you to make more money, and it just so happens that motivated people are more likely to finish college. But that statistic may soon be a historical anomaly as degrees will become less directly tied to income when everyone has one.

  • Help is on the way. (Score:4, Interesting)

    by tyrantking31 (1115607) on Monday November 10 2008, @04:03PM (#25710943) Homepage
    My experience with federal consolidation was fantastic. I was able to consolidate 80K+ at less than 3% fixed. But as it turns out there is help on the way beyond consolidation. It's called Income-Based Repayment and it begins this year. http://www.ibrinfo.org/ [ibrinfo.org] This program has the potential to solve both the consolidation problem and the bankruptcy problem.
  • Be realistic (Score:4, Interesting)

    by MikeURL (890801) on Monday November 10 2008, @04:22PM (#25711315) Journal
    I am a first-generation college graduate. I went first to a community college where I got a straight A avg and then transferred to a 4-yr private with a very generous transfer scholarship. I did well in the 4-years school also so my scholarship renewed each semester and I came out the other end with about 10K in debt. That was manageable. Now, my employer is paying for my Master's.

    I do agree that there is a sense that people should do anything, ANYTHING, to get in the best school possible. I think it is roughly as unrealistic as doing anything to get into the best automobile possible. Granted that an education can be thought of, partially, as a productive asset so you can take on some debt to acquire it. However, if you have to literally drown yourself in debt then something is wrong. You probably need to back off a little and downshift to one of the MANY very good state schools.

    I think part of the story here is that parents must begin planning to pay for their kids' college bills from the day they are born. Many states now offer 529 savings plans that allow you to deduct contributions made to the plan as well as tax-free withdrawals if used for qualifying educational expenses. I already have 1 such account set up and there will probably be more.

    If your parents didn't do that or something similar then that is a shame but I don't think the answer is a mountain of debt. The good news is that a community college for 2 years and then a state college for another 2 will get you a degree with very little accumulated debt (especially if you work part-time).
    • Re:Depends... (Score:5, Insightful)

      by CheshireCatCO (185193) on Monday November 10 2008, @03:37PM (#25710471) Homepage

      There are way too many people going to college just for the experience.

      Granted, I went to a liberal arts college so my perspective may be somewhat different from most here, but I don't think that there's anything necessarily wrong with this. Going to college to get an education, even one that you won't use in your career (assuming you even decide to have a career) isn't wrong as long as you know that that's why you're going and you're OK with it. I know quite a few folks who got degrees that they've never used to make a dime, but are glad that they go the degrees for the way that that education has enriched their lives.

      • Re:Depends... (Score:5, Insightful)

        by qbzzt (11136) on Monday November 10 2008, @04:03PM (#25710927)

        I know quite a few folks who got degrees that they've never used to make a dime, but are glad that they go the degrees for the way that that education has enriched their lives.

        Education as a luxury good is wonderful - I've taken a large number of courses for that. But luxury goods are something you should buy when you can afford it, not a good reason to get into debt.