Unexpected Slashdot Downtime

Netcraft confirmed it ... Slashdot was dying for several hours (along with SourceForge, which shares a corporate overlord and router). Some planned downtime from our provider apparently didn't come back up quite as planned. Sorry for the inconvenience. On the upside, we're moving to a new network and hardware soon, so the site should be much faster and more stable rsn.

It Was a Bad Morning

Slashdot was dying for several hours

Like a heroin addict, I stumbled out of bed over to my desk and shook the mouse to wake up the monitor. Ah, the bathing goodness of #006666. I hit refresh only to find it taking an unusually long time. Was my internet connection down? No, Pidgin is still up ... wait a second, Slashdot is down! SLASHDOT IS DOWN!

I started to shake uncontrollably and found breathing difficult. My roommate heard a strange moan and poked his head in through my door "Are you ok, dude?" I grabbed the closest thing to me, my Limited Edition Ceramic Invader Zim figurine and flung it at him. It shattered into a million pieces.

I wrenched the monitor to face the corner of my room and set the drinking bird to hit F5 repeatedly. I grabbed my torn and tattered copy of this quarter's 2600 and curled up in the fetus position sucking my thumb and sobbing quietly. I picked up my cell phone to call work, I would not be coming in today ...

Re:It Was a Bad Morning

I grabbed the closest thing to me, my Limited Edition Ceramic Invader Zim figurine and flung it at him. It shattered into a million pieces.

And nothing of value was lost. :)

Re:It Was a Bad Morning

Out here in India, about 50% of my workday consists of reading Slashdot. With nothing to do, I started talking to a few colleagues and got cryptic responses and several enquiries of my well-being! It's going to be a long night catching up...

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In the US mainland it's more like 80%. :-D =Smidge=

Re:Easily fixed

Lobotomies aren't that cheap.

Re:It Was a Bad Morning

In response to your initial question: "are we becoming slashdot addicts?"

Here's the acid test. If you found the GP (It Was a Bad Morning) post funny, probably you are fine.
If you actually found it insightful- seek professional help.

I thought it was a wider net outage

At first, I was thinking there was a wider internet outage because Google was having problems this morning and so was MSN.. But I guess not.

If you look at this website [internetpulse.net] it shows that there is some issue between SBC and Cogent.

Re:I thought it was a wider net outage

tracert 127.0.0.1

Alternatively, if you can get your hands on sonar...

Fool us once...

How convenient. I suppose now you are mysteriously missing five million posts that can't ever be recovered due to this "upgrade"?

Re:Fool us once...

How convenient. I suppose now you are mysteriously missing five million posts that can't ever be recovered due to this "upgrade"?

What else would you expect when your data centre is run by Scientologists...

Feds installing user tracking software on /.

I hear the FBI was installing software to track Slashdot posters. Is that true?

Re:Feds installing user tracking software on /.

I hear the FBI was installing software to track Slashdot posters. Is that true?

No, if that was the case uncyclopedia would be down. They host quite a few slashdot posters, here are some:

Good-evening,-Mr.-Gates [uncyclopedia.org]
Microsoft Hates Apple [uncyclopedia.org]
Bill Hitler [uncyclopedia.org]
Microsoft's latest product after researching the black market [uncyclopedia.org]
A Microsoft campaign to persuade people to install Vista [uncyclopedia.org]
A screenshot of GNU/Linux® in use, with the GNU/X-Windows GNU/Ubuntu desktop [uncyclopedia.org]
Rotating Gears, a game which comes preinstalled with Linux®. It is considered to be the best open-source game ever created, next to Russian Roulette. [uncyclopedia.org]
Pimp Your Linux® ~ Use Fedora Core [uncyclopedia.org]
Natalie Portman [amazonaws.com]
Hot Grits [timeinc.net]
A Beowolf cluster [movision.co.uk]
In Soviet Russia... [ooops.pl]

google or slashdot down == big news

That reminds me, yesterday I was configuring my new ubuntu install for the net, and I just couln't connect: none of my queries (typed in the firefox address bar) worked, and pinging google also didn't work.

And then, after testing pretty much every other po

We'll all remember the day...

That slash got dotted.

My bad

I slashdotted slashdot by linking to a slashdot article on slashdot.

Sorry.

I will be suing!

I nearly did some work this morning. If it wasn't for LifeHacker and xkcd, I don't know what kind of a mess I would be in.

Please update the FAQ, too!

Hey, CmdrTaco!

Great to hear the news that you're going to be upgrading the tech that supports this site. /. has been a daily part of my life for well-nigh 10 years. Having seen many changes over the years, I'm especially interested in what will be supporting the site when you finish with the upgrade... so, PLEASE update the FAQ - Tech [slashdot.org] page? ("Last Modified: 6/13/00")

Thanks in advance and please accept my gratitude for (the often thankless job of) keeping this site running so well.

Modernization?

On the upside, we're moving to a new network and hardware soon, so the site should be much faster and more stable rsn.

Will this new network include IPv6 access, or will ./ remain in the 20th Century?

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Idealism is fantastic, but you've got to draw the line between ideology and pragmatism somewhere, and focus on supporting your existing users (and paying the bills).

This is why slashdot was so reluctant to use .PNGs on the homepage for years. (The topic i

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Will this new network include IPv6 access, or will ./ remain in the 20th Century?

Actually, the main thing that would make for 21st-Century cred is accepting UTF-8 text.

I've had a couple of posts recently on topics where it would have been better to use Chi

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Actually, the main thing that would make for 21st-Century cred is accepting UTF-8 text.

Agreed, even though I'm an English speaker.

I've had a couple of posts recently on topics where it would have been better to use Chinese or Japanese characters (though not very many of them).

More to the point, those of us who are math and science geeks (I hear there are a few round here) will like being able to express basic things like greek letters, superscripts, assorted operators, etc. Browsers

Re:How about moving to a better news system?

The quality of stories on /. has been down for the past few years. Things I hate about /.(No particular order) 1. Goddam CSS design 2. dupes 3. slashadvertisement 4. bad summaries 5. lazy editors

And yet here you are.

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If it was planned downtime....why wouldn't you just post a story about it? That way we don't all panic when Slashdot won't load (and hit the site nonstop when it comes back).

And exactly HOW were we to read this story that was posted on the website, while t

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If you eliminate the "Web 2.x" junk and embrace a spartan layout/format...

That's madness!

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'les nessmen hitting his chest to do chopper noises'
IT's a RAID on /. HQ !
Run for your Lives !!!!!

With God as my witness, I thought servers could fly.