Broadcast 2000 Removed From Public Access 264
VRteach writes: "I see that the developers of the fine multimedia software, Broadcast 2000, have removed their main product from public access. Their web site cites a worry of potential liability." The site says that "the distribution of Broadcast 2000 enhanced to unacceptable levels the risk of an individual experiencing significant financial damage due to the extremely expensive nature of high end video production and the high risk inherent in professional video business marketing." It also says they plan to keep issuing "minor works" for now, and as liability issues are resolved to again release major programs.
the babelfish version... (Score:5, Funny)
This means: "We have fewer lawers than Avid, Adobe, and Macromedia. In the current business climate, the company with the largest number of lawers wins, no matter what the law says. We are closing the project because we would like to have enough money to eat net week."
gov't of the corp., by the corp., and for the corp.
Also removed.... (Score:2, Funny)
In other news, the letters A, E, I, O, and U have all been removed from the alphabet due to issues surrounding their membership as a vowel, which is recognized as being literarily different from consonants. Thus, after this line we are no longer permitted to use vowels and we will replace all vowels with "*" since it apparently belongs to the public domain.
MP** AND R*** G* F*CK Y**S*LF!!
Sp*c**l n*t*: Th* l*tt*r "Y" *s n*t * v*w*l *n th*s c*s*. F*ck!
Re:WTF?!? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I think this is a hoax. (Score:2, Funny)
...And anything else he writes isn't? Ever looked at the MPEG2-Movie source code, for instance?
I envy the guy - getting so much high quality smoke in this economic climate is truly a blessing.