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phillippaxton writes: "According to this link, dot-bomb victims are creating their own severance packages, no doubt walking away with the typical office tchotchkes (staplers, tape dispensers, etc.) but also big ticket items such as plush furniture, copiers, high-powered network servers, etc. One anecdote cites someone who lifted $445,549 of equipment, then tried to sell it on eBay as a company liquidating their assets." On the other hand, the fact that it's illegal to stiff your employees out of wages due them, even in a bankruptcy, isn't mentioned in the article...
The nerve of these geeks... (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah, heaven forbid that these geeks, after putting in 80 hour weeks, would feel they're entitled to anything other than an asskick out the door- far more important that some grasping VC gets
Caught in the act (Score:2, Funny)
i never actually took that much (Score:3, Funny)
Legit sealed copies of Windows 98, Office 2000, etc, which I could use to somewhat legitimize my computer. (at the time)
A fire extinguisher.
Lots of food.
T-shirts.
Half of a video camera. (The building had the eyepiece of an old Beta video camera stuck into the wall to make it look like a security camera. Obviously it wasn't working)
Lots of notebooks, papers, etc, for school.
And, I think that was it....the company never went out of business though; i just took it because no one was using it
Psssst! Hey buddy.... (Score:4, Funny)
Cheap! only $400 and barely used... only the sweat of 3 dot com geeks on it...
There is a MUCH simpler way to do this. (Score:2, Funny)
Best way to do this? Very simple. Use your company's shipping and receiving department. That's what they're there for. From you desk, sell office items on eBay. When it comes time to deliver the goods, box it up... at work... and give it to your shipping department (who, no doubt, will want to FedEx, UPS, or otherwise mail it with no later than two day delivery). Make the company foot the bill for getting rid of their own items.
This message is in jest. Please DON'T try this, gentle SysAdmins.
Re:i never actually took that much (Score:2, Funny)
If you need to verify this story you can check the garbage dumps in Boston)
Re:i never actually took that much (Score:3, Funny)
Yeah. Right. I think they are commonly used in the case of a fire, i.e. not often - be sure to take the life jackets next time you're on a ferry, and remove the air-bag from your friend's car, as they are probably 'not in use either'.
exaggerated losses (Score:2, Funny)
Yah, I can see the itemization now.
Re:Jeezuz... (Score:5, Funny)
Uhh, CmdrTaco? Better keep an eye on Michael when Andover starts running out of cash...
Re:The nerve of these geeks... (Score:0, Funny)
Every dot-commer that is being laid off deserves it. Just because your are brilliant, can say every line from Star Trek:TOS and have poor social skills should not prevent you from having common sense. You entered a high risk field and now you are taking your lumps. But you can't take it like a real man, no, you have to steal on your way out. I hope the cops track down each and everyone of these GREEDY LITTLE PIMPLE FACED GEEKS and throws them in jailed so they really know what it feels like to be screwed over.
As a "geek" that stayed with a non-dot-com company during the boom, I must say I am so satisfied watching the bodies dropping like flies in the dot-com world and they are calling me up for jobs. "Yes, hey Brian, long time no talk. You need a job? Aren't you supposed to be rich by now? Oh, your stock options didn't come through. Aw, too bad. Sorry because of the greedy bastards in the dot-com world, the economy is the way it is, I don't have anything for you."
Re:exaggerated losses -- (Score:5, Funny)
One oscilloscope: $43,549
Having your story linked to Slashdot: $PRICELESS
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I've been wrong all along... (Score:4, Funny)
And all this time, I thought it was OK to blame someone else for getting laid off. Now I come to find it was actually my fault all along.
Guess I ought to give them back their laptop.
Don't wait around. (Score:5, Funny)
1) You work for a DSL Provider thats NOT a bell Leave now.
2) You see your company on FuckedCompany.com.
3) Your stock is delisted, OR your IPO Is "Indefinately put on hold".
4) Your company starts to buy metal folding chairs instead of Areons, saving ~$575.00/ea
5) You have to start *gasp* PAYING for your cokes.
6) You work for a dot-com with an unreasonable business model - I.E. Sending a $4 20 Lb bag of furball litter, overnight priority mail.
7) Your CEO's last job was "PC Technician"
8) Your company holds "Effective Resume Writing" classes or begins offering discounted copies of "Knock 'em Dead".
9) You see a copy of "7 Habits of highly unemployed people" laying on your bosses desk.
Theres more. But if you see any of the above, its a pretty good sign you need to move on.
Re:Lawyer: not quite (Score:4, Funny)
oh, no. Implying that the self-helper gets three squares a day and an opportunity to do laundry for the guy with the most cigarettes . . .
:)
hawk
Re:Getting wages owed you (Score:5, Funny)
Apparantly, stealing as much shit on the way out as possible.
This doesn't surprise me. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Don't wait around. (Score:1, Funny)
6) You work for a dot-com.
"Take Stuff From Work" (Score:5, Funny)
In the immortal words of King Missle: