New Star Wars Episode II Trailer Out 428
danov writes: "A new trailer for Star Wars Episode II has been released on Apple's website. It's called "Forbidden Love"." Don't watch this one if you want to be surprised when you see the movie. It gives away most of the plot. You have been warned. Update: 11/16 12:49 GMT by M : If you get "referral denied", just hit reload. Silly Apple.
Yeah, watching it ruined the plot for me... (Score:5, Funny)
Colin Winters
Forbidden Love? (Score:2, Funny)
The most important question is... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Yeah, watching it ruined the plot for me... (Score:5, Funny)
(Enter George Lucas)
VROM.... vroooom vroom vwap.
Thud.
*** SPOILER *** (Score:3, Funny)
Mainly Geogre Lucas will be making much money by recycling an old and braindead SCI-FI movie be creating new films on the topic which contain no decent storyline but much special effects and computer animated pictures. Because the ending of the last movie of the old ones had left no sensible possibility to create any sequels, Mr. Lucas will have the innovative and cunning idea of creating prequels.
And now the most important thing of the plot: many coloured things will expode (especially in vacuum with a loud "kaboom !). And some guys will jump around.
He *kissed* her! (Score:5, Funny)
1) Kill the actor playing Annakin
2) Take acting lessons
3) Beat out everyone else during the screen test for Episode III so *I* can be the one that gets to be Luke's father, if you catch my drift.
Imagine if Episode III were rated XXX...
Best Part of it All... (Score:5, Funny)
Please, let this be a sign of things to come...
Re:the link (Score:2, Funny)
Well of course not. It's forbidden !.
Re:*** SPOILER *** (Score:4, Funny)
The really clever bit is the way he avoided carefully making any reference to anything that happens in the prequels when he made 4-6, so that the prequels appear to be non-canon and irrelevant at best, contradictory at worst. That was some forethought, George!
I'm taking bets that Jar Jar turns out to be Boba Fett. Then the rape of my childhood memories will be complete.
LOL (Score:3, Funny)
Annie? Oh my, you've grown!
It reminded me of this part from the phantom menace script (the abridged version:)
INT. TATOOINE - SOME SHOP WHERE JAKE LLOYD IS HELD SLAVE
JAKE LLOYD
Hi there! Golly I'm cute.
NATALIE PORTMAN
You certainly are, little boy.
JAKE LLOYD
I'm the only one disturbed by the fact that I'm gonna bone you in episode two?
:)
Seriously though, can't these people _act_? The first half of this teaser is crap!
Re:Anikan's lightsaber (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe in the middle of the film, when Anakin is just turning to the dark side, it is purple ?
Re:Forbidden Love? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:For crying out loud (Score:1, Funny)
Attack of the Clones deciphered (Score:2, Funny)
egg
pregnancy
Death Star
awww... Uncle Owen!
Re:the link (Score:3, Funny)
For you redundant people.
Episode II - Attack of the Clowns (Score:2, Funny)
Irresponsible annakin! (Score:5, Funny)
What does love have to do with anything? (Score:2, Funny)
And when I say dark I don't mean "my isn't the night sky lovely tonight". I mean "MY God! They just shoot they poor guys dog!" dark.
I mean I want to see Dark Vader come out taking candy from babies, kicking old ladies down stairs, pulling on Yoda's ears will singing the theme to South Park.
I mean eerie dark.