Review:Fellowship of the Ring 871
Everyone has expectations about this movie. I imagine most of you have read the books. You all have ideas about what a Balrog looks like. What Gandalf is like. And yes, hell, even what the ring should look like. And you simply can't expect a movie to meet everyones ideas... but this thing came just as close as I could have hoped.
In short, there aren't many great movies that come out any more... but this is one of them. Everyone seems nearly perfectly cast. The special effects are nothing short of brilliant. The sets from the Shire on out look so wonderful and believable that you just wanna move in... until the Ring Wraiths show up and make everything all miserable.
Elijah Woods pulls off Frodo quite well. Yeah maybe he fell down one to many times, but the angst is believable. And Gandalf? His desire for the ring is intense and his actions are truly heroic.
I can't imagine a film adaptation of perhaps the best book ever written being done better. The first 45 minutes are a bit slow going, but once the Fellowship starts coming together I just didn't want to blink.
I could find things to nitpick about: some scenes the audio mix wasn't quite right, but that could partially have been the mediocre sound system in the theater: dialog was a bit muffled under the music. Some of the effects were noticably CG, but those were rare. Quite frankly nobody has done CG monsters as convincingly in a film to date. There was a handful of shots that looked faked, and all the rest seemed as perfect as could be.
God damn. The hype is warranted. The wait was worth it. But 12 months for the next one? At least I have my copy of FFX to keep me occupied during maybe 40 hours of the next 8,760 or so I have to wait. But who's counting?
Liv Tyler (Score:2, Funny)
But Liv Tyler gets on my nerves. How dumb can somebody look? Her elvish was annoying and really took me outta the movie.
The One Ring? (Score:1, Funny)
"One ring to connect to then all, and in the Ethernet bind them..."
*wince* [Ducks myriad of popcorn and Glossettes from the back of the back of the theatre... [lordoftherings.net]
Yeesh. Sorry 'bout that...
What the hell, it's only Karma....
Re:Spoiler-free? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Spoiler-free? (Score:0, Funny)
Trailer (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:3, Funny)
How many times... (Score:2, Funny)
At least I have my copy of FFX (from this article)
then play more FFX (slashdot://01/12/19/1356248 [slashdot.org])
That's two within 6 hours.
I wonder if you can still beat the game by simply repeatedly pressing the circle button. Call me jaded but the over-hyped FF7 was not that great; maybe I'm just not blinded by all the hype each time an FFn game is released.
Re:Spoiler-free? (Score:0, Funny)
It was a wonder they didn't get Silvester Stallone to star quite honestly.
Re:My Review (Score:5, Funny)
Good god! I never thought of it before, but you have just described the vast majority of the IT department where I work. No wonder geeks love Tolkien so much.
Re:My Review (Score:2, Funny)
That's Roger Ebert's review from today's Chicago Sun Times.
hahaha
Re:Best Book Ever Written!?! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My FOTR Review (Score:1, Funny)
MIT girls will do that to you. ;)
Call me crazy... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My FOTR Review (Score:5, Funny)
I was fairly dissapointed actually (Score:2, Funny)
Apparently, the film that was being fed into the projector jumped, wrapped itself around something, locking a frame in place.
I saw a frame MELT before my eyes on the silverscreen. I now have a free pass to see it again. I'm in pain. Let's hope I have better luck second time around.
Re:My entire company is going (Score:2, Funny)
Another Generation of lusers (Score:5, Funny)
SunOS 5.8
login: gandalf
password: 6O11uM
Please, God. Spare me.
Re:Some nits (Score:2, Funny)
Burn AOL!!!
Re:My FOTR Review (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My FOTR Review (Score:4, Funny)
Wherez Katz? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Spoiler-free? (Score:1, Funny)
But really, if you're a geek you want a big Dumont 'scope from the fifties in a steel chassis, that has bananna connectors for input jacks. Hooked up to your stereo permanently.
Overheard in Hollywood .... (Score:4, Funny)
Jack Valenti: Gentlemen, we have a problem. I've been surfing some web discussion boards, and it seems that many idealistic Geeks and Nerds of the world are angry about the MPAA and the DMCA! They're calling for boycotts! What can we do?
Studio Exec: Don't worry, Jack. We'll just make some more flashy movies about time travel, robots, and hobbits. These so-called "idealists" will go nuts. They'll line up days in advance to purchase overpriced tickets. They'll brag to one another about how many times they've seen the movie. Then we can use the profits to give our lobbyists salary increases, and to bribe more congressmen.
Jack Valenti: Excellent
Wait a minute... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Elven text at the end of the credits... (Score:3, Funny)
-D.
Thank CHRIST they cut... (Score:3, Funny)
If LOTR had any "so on begat so on" bible type bits then he was it.
"I'm Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo, something something something, now rhyme with 'Willow'"
In short GREAT CALL! He shat me.
:)
Re:My Theater Experience (Score:2, Funny)
I mean, can you imagine Elrond with a big Ostrich hat???
Re:My FOTR Review (Score:1, Funny)