IBM Builds A Limited Quantum Computer 317
phr1 writes "IBM has announced and Yahoo has noted that the first working implementation of Shor's
factoring algorithm. Using NMR techniques they built a seven-qubit
quantum computer and factored the number 15 into the factors 3 and 5.
This is by far the most complicated quantum computation ever done.
It's quite an amazing feat--many people thought quantum computing
was just a theoretical curiosity and Shor's algorithm could never
be implemented in practice."
OS (Score:3, Funny)
I'm thinking of calling my company "Quantumsoft"
And my software would be able to slow the quantum computer to a crawl!
anyone got a patch... (Score:3, Funny)
but... (Score:1, Funny)
IBM's largest computer ever (Score:4, Funny)
"Previously the largest computer IBM had built was based on five atoms."
So what about the 2 ton behemoths everyone's been buying for years?
Crud! (Score:5, Funny)
Damn the relentless progress of computing!
Nonsense! (Score:2, Funny)
My boss says ... (Score:3, Funny)
have saved a lot of money."
Meow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:IBM's largest computer ever (Score:5, Funny)
Almost there! (Score:5, Funny)
7 Qbits already? That's great! No one should ever need more than 640 Qbits.
Re:Meow (Score:0, Funny)
Time to call the DMCA (Score:1, Funny)
Downsides.... (Score:1, Funny)
(1) Any government agent could crack your encryption...after all, a quantum computer could crack a fifteen thousand letter password in like two seconds. (of course, not for PGP, since it is based on unsolvable algaebraic formuli)
(2) This means that programmers will take this as an excuse to write even sloppier code and put in even more unnecessary features that we don't want and don't need.
Old news (Score:5, Funny)
that's not much of an upshot then... (Score:1, Funny)
More generally (and more interestingly), there is absolutely NOTHING that a quantum computer, or any mythical non-deterministic computer, can do that a deterministic one can't. DTM's are just a bit slow is all.
Re:OS (Score:2, Funny)
Write your own? Who the hell would do that? Just buy someone else's, slap your label on it, and then start bundling everything under the sun along with it.
So you want 1,000 copies of the Quantumsoft Ion OS? OK, we'll give you a great deal if you also buy 1,000 copies of Quantumsoft Cubix office suite and 1,000 copies of Quantumsoft Visual Q++.
Re:IBM's largest computer ever (Score:3, Funny)
Re:You Heard It Here First... (Score:4, Funny)
because I'm not looking forward to calling it cybrpnk's law
Fool! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The End of Asymmetric Key Distribution (Score:3, Funny)
When you factor your first prime, I recommend publishing the result...