Amazon Makes a Profit 311
sofar writes: "Amazon finally makes a profit. Well, only $ 5mln, but maybe you can actually earn something on your stock now. At 1c a share it's no pension fund in Florida yet." I wonder how much of that profit represents 1-click licensing fees.
Ladies and Gentlemen... (Score:3, Funny)
What to do with the riches? (Score:4, Funny)
No, but I hear Enron is looking for buyers.
Congratulations! (Score:5, Funny)
Jaded? (Score:5, Funny)
Jaded? Party of one? Your table's ready...
Darn... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Darn... (Score:3, Funny)
My reaction to this... (Score:2, Funny)
[scene: MS techie in moon suit, facing the perfect home for a new evil AI (in other words, an Arnold Shwartzenegger-type guy)]
MS Techie:[thinking] How do I knock this guy out? He's positively huge. I don't even think a mallet would do him in.
*thinks*
Techie: I heard Amazon.com actually turned a profit this quarter.
*whoomp* [Arnold faints]
Techie:[thinking] Lies and damned lies...
Re:Ladies and Gentlemen... (Score:5, Funny)
All it took was some good old common sense. Stop spending money you don't have. Price-cut, but don't price-cut to the point that you knock your company out. Lay off the cheap sock-puppet gimmicks.
The analysts are wrong: it is a new economy. It's just that the same old rules still apply.
Re:Congratulations! (Score:2, Funny)
Damn! (Score:1, Funny)
For a while there, there announcments all read along the lines of "Unfortunately, sales increased last quarter, so we lost even more money than the previous quarter."
Re:Porn (Score:1, Funny)
how hard it is to make money selling porn
My dictionary defines "niche" as "a cranny, hollow, or crevice"
insert your own joke here
two important points to take from this ... (Score:3, Funny)
1) amazon appear to have made a profit without anyone (or me at least) every receiving any spam from them (sure, i get occasional mailing list stuff, but i signed up for that when i created my account with them)
2) the news link in the article has what may be the worlds first html anchor of the phrase "pooh-poohed"
Re:Dot-com model? (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe I'm older than the average slashdotter, but I still thought '64K single segment' when I saw
[I know it's from CP/M and VMS before that...]
Re:The Unneccesarily Long Road to Profitability (Score:2, Funny)
So...
damn is too offensive, so you *** it out, but fucking is okay?
wish they'd stop making those damn condo
No, damn is fine too.
Have you been smoking the crack again?
Re:Porn (Score:5, Funny)
That sound you hear is the drbizzaro.com web server exploding into a gazillion pieces.
Just one comment to make... (Score:2, Funny)
Three years later...
Amazon's Accounting Practices (Score:2, Funny)