Trimming Television to Sell More Ads 536
gambit3 writes: "Tech TV has an article about a device called a "Digital Time Machine", that does something called "Time Trimming", which is basically a way to cut single frames from different scenes in TV programs, which, over the course of a 30 minute program, can add up to 30 seconds, which is, incidentally, the perfect length to add ANOTHER commercial."
Yea! (Score:2, Funny)
Though, I suppose it won't matter in a few years when we all have HDTV over DSL and a free DMCA Skullfucker 4000 Market-Reaving Device free in the box
::hugs his LDs and shortwave::
They should collaborate with.... (Score:1, Funny)
Devil's Advocate here... (Score:3, Funny)
You guys are always naysaying! Why don't you come up with an invention like inward sing--- oh wait, wrong rant....
I already do this . . . (Score:5, Funny)
Each year, I prepare for the Super Bowl. Not that I like the Super Bowl, but apart from knowing the score at each quarter, the only knowledge you need to prove that you watched the game is what commercials were shown.
After programming my VCR to record the game, I watch the amusing commercials and fast forward through the game itself. This new-fangled "Time Machine" just gives you the illusion of actually watching the show between ads.
bah (Score:2, Funny)
You folks are looking at it wrong... (Score:5, Funny)
Heck, I've often wanted the ability to do just this - compress a TV show I want to see so as to be better able to fit it into my time.
Now, if we could just compress the time wasted by laugh tracks....
do ads really have an effect anymore ?? (Score:1, Funny)
better idea (Score:2, Funny)
Re:So what's wrong with this? (Score:3, Funny)
Pessimism: Every Dark Cloud Has a Silver Lining, but Lightning Kills Hundreds of People Each Year Who Are Trying to Find It.
wait till the next step.... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Where to get addl time (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio (Score:5, Funny)
<audio style="rush-limbaugh-voice">
Rush Limbaugh doesn't like it. Folks, I can't believe the... the... the.. gall this guy has. People, I can't emphasize this enough: The radio stations are there to make money for Clear Channel stockholders, not as some charity to provide the best possible experience for Rush's listeners.
Look, folks, if Rush doesn't want this technology applied to his show, he's free to negotiate a contract with the radio stations that enforces his wishes. Anybody in this great country of ours can negotiate any contract they want. I hope that he's not going to try to get the government weenies at the FCC to meddle with the radio stations' livelyhoods.
Sheesh. Sometimes, I just don't know. We'll be back after this...
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Re:And it has already gotten in trouble... (Score:3, Funny)
"Officials at CBS' station in Pittsburgh, KDKA, said they accidentally created the delay when they used the machine during halftime to squeeze in extra advertising worth thousands of dollars." (my emphasis)
Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio (Score:2, Funny)
Of course, 10 seconds gets trimmed to 500ms and the suit makes an ass of himself. :)
This new answer-delay tactic could also be extended to station contests when people call-in, and they would ALL be disqualified because of the stations cash squeezer. Heh.
Too bad Rush doesn't have a subversive bone his body -- it would take a Howard Stern to pull this stunt.
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Great for Warhol Films (Score:2, Funny)
If they cut... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:bah (Score:3, Funny)
Also attributed to Fred Allen (famous anti-television personality)
Re:Reminds of good old days in Hong Kong (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sounds like "Cash" on radio (Score:3, Funny)
<audio style="rush-limbaugh-voice" mime-type="cashbox-audio-compressed>
RushLimbaughdoesn'tlikeit.Folks,Ican'tbelieveth
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</audio>
Well Geez... (Score:1, Funny)