Junkyard Wars: The Next Generation 300
A reader writes: "The makers of Junkyard Wars are starting up a new series called Ultimate Machine Combat. 30 teams and 30 days each to build "ultimate fighting vehicle" to battle in a "secret arena". This is attracting gear heads of all genres, including my local Jeep Club."
One problem... (Score:4, Insightful)
On the other hand, I can't wait to see the competition, should be really intresting.
Dangerous? (Score:5, Insightful)
And if so, there have to be some pretty strict regulations. Is this going to be a demolition derby or a large-scale battlebots war with pneumatic spikes and huge sawblades ripping cars apart? Obviously any humans in the ring would be in serious danger. So I have to imagine these things are unmanned.
This is probably then 1 of 3 possibilities:
Mark
Re:Dangerous? (Score:5, Insightful)
Eric
What I want to know (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:cool..but (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Local jeep club (Score:1, Insightful)
Re:cool..but (Score:3, Insightful)
Sure, she looks nice in a generic and souless kind of way, but at least the other BattleBot bimbos they had in previous seasons could fake enthusiasm in a somewhat believable way. Electra just stands there, stock still, with the microphone in the spokesmodel position, and then whores herself out monotone. You can tell she is just doing it for the money and hates being there.
And now, the show has become Carmen Electra & Battlebots. She is in every segment. They talk about her, get her to do interviews, or cut to her in the stands so she can say one line, and then cut back to the booth so they can make some sexual innuendo about her one line.
Sad.
Okay, I'm done now.
Yeah, we're OT at this point, but I'm capped. Go crazy.
Robots fighting Robots - no more crap (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm sick of seeing two small wedges on wheels roll around like they were being driven by drunk mice, with matches only lasting 60 seconds, usually ended by some kind of mysterious mechanical failure. I'm sick of seeing "house robots" and "obstacle courses".
I want to see two robots fight one another, nothing else.
I want to see a plain empty gravel pit, with no crowds. I want to see two robots go in, and only one come out. I want to see four class systems. Weight classes, cost classes, power classes, and armaments classes.
Power Classes:
- Batteries
- Unlimited
Armaments Classes:
- Mechanical weapons only
- liquid/flamable-fuel/sub-cm-projectile based weapons allowed*
- Unlimited class, large caliber projectiles, explosives and shaped charges, and EMP weapons allowed.
The weight and costs classes will have to be set depending on just how many people are willing to compete in them, and considering that now most people have to face the real possibility of having their bot totalled in-game.
May the best team win.
And this time, the losers really do go to the scrapheap!
(*) go-go-gadget sand-blaster!
Re:cool..but (Score:2, Insightful)
Yahknow, I'm up for a good double-entendre as much as the next guy, but these are forced and unfunny. Plus, I like to watch this show with my kids, and I crindge now everytime they cut to Carmen.
Notice how they cut to her a lot and she doesn't have anything interesting to say? She 'interviews' the contenstants after the bout:
So, you guys really 'creamed' them, didn't you *wink,wink*?
Heh, yah... he's a really good driver, and we just tried to keep_
OK, thanks! Back to you, Bill!
Give me Cathy Rogers *any* day.
Hopefully British (Score:2, Insightful)
I'm also not looking forward to this new series because I'm not into monster trucks or demolition derbies, which is the crowd this show seems to be targetting.