Fox Explains Why SSSCA Is Bad

corbettw writes "Fox News is running an article that slams Sen. Fritz Hollings ("The Senator from Disney") and the Democrats (with the notable exception of Rick Boucher) as having betrayed their principles. More importantly, the article explains why the SSSCA is so bad, in language any American can understand. It's nice to see someone in the mainstream media taking this beast on before it becomes law."

Re:Correction..

[Mr_Matt]

...but this article is a very left-ist piece of FUD.

Funny, sounded kinda right-wing to me. :)

"Keep your grubby laws off my computer"

[WinPimp2K]

That is indeed a good slogan. But they could draft Charlton Heston as a spokeman too.

How about:

"Keep your stinking laws off my computer you filthy apes!" (the real "Planet Of the Apes")

"Pop culture is people!" ("Soylent Green")

There have to be some good possibilities from "the Ten Commandments" and "The Omega Man", but I just can't think of them...

It's a pity those quotes couldn't be used while playing the clips from the movie they almost came from - it wouldn't quite make the fiar use criteria. :(

Re:"Keep your grubby laws off my computer"

[Amazing Quantum Man]

Shouldn't it be:

"Get your laws off my computer, you d*mned dirty CongressApe"!!!!

Re:Ignorant

[Anonymous Coward]

Go easy on him. He's probably one of Al Gore's Red Chinese contributors. Kelly, Kerry, they all sound the same...

Re:NEVER listen to Fox News.

[aCapitalist]

Thank you for telling me to never listen to fox news. From now on I'll watch CNN which we all know is completely unbiased.

Re:The Senator from Disney

[gowen]

If you paid any attention to the media over the course of the past couple of weeks, Gary Condit did anything but keep his head down.

Yeah, but at least this time he's digging his own grave.

Down with King George II

[dickDragon]

It seems I saw this very same rant a couple hundred years ago when another King George was causing trouble.

Re:Opinions, opinions

[Hard_Code]

With the amount that our founding fathers are rolling over in their graves, you would figure we could hook up a renewable energy generator to them...but NOOOooo...

The Simpsons

[Anonymous Coward]

"Gosh, I'm glad that we aren't being brainwashed by that evil cult anymore..."
*They start watching TV*
"You are watching Fox!"
"We are watching Fox..."

Re:The Senator from Disney

[Tackhead]

> It may be this "keep your head down, get re-elected" shift that will oust Hollings, Daschle, et. al. (It certainly cost Gary Condit his job...)

Gary Condit didn't lose his job because of any failure to keep his head down.

I could speculate on whose head went down, how far it went down, and how long it had to be held under, but I won't. A (+1, Funny) isn't worth a lawsuit, and a (+1, Informative) isn't worth finding out first-hand what it felt like.