Greene's Grammy Speech Debunked 408
jonerik writes: "Today's New York Times has this article which debunks at least part of NARAS president Michael Greene's much-publicized speech at last week's Grammy Awards ceremony in which Greene claimed that he had hired three students to download a whopping 6,000 songs "from easily accessible Web sites" over two days. Leaving aside for a moment Greene's bizarre admission on national TV that he'd hired three students (at least one of whom, Numair Faraz, is a minor) to break the law (the No Electronic Theft Act), Faraz has been interviewed by the Times, saying that they spent more like three days on the project and that the other two students (both unnamed, though both are apparently attending U.C.L.A.) barely used P2P file-sharing programs at all. Instead, they used AOL's popular Instant Messenger to receive song files from friends."
news? (Score:5, Funny)
I must be slacking... (Score:4, Funny)
Maybe I have the wrong IM friends. Hey... I wonder if those UCLA students are still for hire!
-magic
You think that's bad?! (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, let's do the math here (Score:3, Funny)
45 songs/hour * 48 hrs * 3 kids = 6,480 songs.
That's IF they spent no time searching and downloaded for 2 days straight. Aren't minors required by law to work something less than 24 hrs a day, anyway?
Re:life and death issue?? (Score:3, Funny)
Of course it's life or death! Don't you remember when Kid Rock starved to death because of MP3s? [theonion.com]
Re:Call the FBI. (Score:5, Funny)
What about the students (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmm... (Score:3, Funny)
New math (Score:5, Funny)
Let's see, three students downloading 6,000 songs in two days...that's a thousand songs per student per day, or 365,000 songs per student per year...times millions of students (say fifty million, which was the last figure I recall hearing for the number of Napster users back before the RIAA killed it)...that's 18 and a quarter trillion songs per year!
CD prices are approaching $20 for a disc that typically contains ten songs or so. So the music industry must be missing out on $36.5 trillion dollars in sales every year. Since their actual revenues are closer to $10 billion—a mere one three-thousandth of their potential—it's no wonder they're so upset about file sharing.
Re:life and death issue?? (Score:2, Funny)
He could have defiled a young maiden on stage, and nobody would have booed him off. Sadly, the President/CEO of the National Academy of Recording Arts & Sciences has way too many of the people in the audience that night by the short and curlies.
Downloading music is WRONG (Score:5, Funny)
I even have to listen to the songs I've downloaded all the time just to be sure these are in fact illegal songs.
I think I should ask the music industry to help me out with a few bucks so I can continue educating the general public about this.
Re:6000 WOW (Score:1, Funny)
Missed my 45 seconds of fame! (Score:4, Funny)
Chucka-chucka-chucka-chucka-chucka-chucka--
Hmm, maybe lower sampling rate next time...
how to torture musicians (Mac version) (Score:5, Funny)
This is like a modern voodoo doll:
You should be left with hundreds or more copies of the MP3. With each copy, you have STOLEN from the artist. With each copy, your artist LOSES MORE AND MORE MONEY. By the time you get to the end, each keystroke should be DRAINING THEIR BANK ACCOUNTS of THOUSANDS of DOLLARS!!
If we all did this, we could instantly bankrupt any artist. For even more damage, move the MP3s to a CDR and repeat.
Re:Correllation != Causation (Score:1, Funny)
The recent song 'Pop' by N'SYNC just plain sucks. As for Britney, 'Lucky' is kind of catchy, but the remaining songs on just suck as well.
Am I the only one that feels this way?
Worst (Score:5, Funny)
And don't even get me started about the potential losses of the transport industry.
Uncrackable digital format (Score:2, Funny)
What's that Mr Edison, its already been done. Oh well vinyl sounds better anyways.
Re:life and death issue?? (Score:5, Funny)
"minus one, troll!"
graspee
Re:Yeah, let's do the math here (Score:3, Funny)
At least we know what operating system they were using ;)
Say it with music! (Score:5, Funny)
Rosen and Valenti's corporate masters suggest that because it's a music show, next year's rant should be a musical number. They've even got the rights lined up for the appropriate song, with a few modifications.
A band launches into the Squirrel Nut Zippers [snzippers.com] song "Hell" [allmusic.com]; the two mouthpieces bound onto stage, dressed in tuxes, carrying canes. They sing:
(Cue swing/calypso music)
(The committee in charge of coming up with this was delighted by how little they had to change, but they couldn't quite figure out how to change "suit" to "lawsuit" and still have it sound right.)Using RIAA's methods (Score:5, Funny)
3 people grabbed 6000 songs in 3 days. So that's about 666 per person per day.
If we just for the sake of argument say that 10 million people are trading MP3s, that's
10,000,000 x 666 = 6,660,000,000
Songs illegally downloaded EVERY DAY!
So, assuming 18 dollars per song, since people are only downloading decent songs and the industry standard is one good song per album...losses to the industry are:
6,660,000,000
x
$18
------
$119,880,000,000
EVERY DAY!
$43,756,200,000,000 every year!
We can't let them get away with robbing THE ARTISTS of FORTY THREE TRILLION DOLLARS!
Re:how to torture movie studios (Score:4, Funny)
Here's a list of instructions, much like the ones you just gave, although they are written in a context-free language so that they can be interpreted directly by a computer as well as a person, to unencrypt the contents of a DVD - ugh, my head.
THE POSTER'S BRAIN CONTAINS THOUGHTS WHICH QUALIFY AS CIRCUMVENTION DEVICES UNDER THE DMCA. THEREFORE, IT HAS BEEN ERASED. - YOUR FRIENDS, THE MPAA.
What was I talking about? Oh, 40 days and 40 nights was such a great movie!
Re:Odd connections in the mind (Score:2, Funny)
Good lord, that lady needs to be stopped, she might knit an Afghan!
Breaking News: File transfers banned from Internet (Score:2, Funny)
In related news, the RIAA and MPAA jointly announced the grand opening of their online digital movie/music store today, before being fined and having their equipment confiscated under violation of the recently-passed FUCT bill. "We're going to loose millions on this deal, it's an outrage!" said Jack Valenti, fresh out of the hospital after recovering from a carpal-tunnel injury sustained while signing lobbyists' checks. "We will fight this in the highest courts until justice is served"...
This will never end.
Re:oh great... (Score:1, Funny)
Well in order for CD's to cost about $20 bux, that would mean that the transportation costs and store markup would be $19.82.
We're after the wrong People, the RIAA are our friends.... They wouldn't be taking $15 bux a CD.... No.. never...
It must be the evil Transportation industry. All those truck-drivers with their plush reclining leather seats, Gold chromed hubcaps and of course the trucks that drive themselves.
We must stop this at all costs.. I plan a call to arms.. Tonight every driver on the way home, cut in front of the nearest big rig and slow down to 7 mph. That'll teach 'em...