michael from the native-americans-don't-count dept.
FLY9999 writes: "According to British historian and map expert Gavin Menzies, Chinese explorers discovered America way before Columbus did. He will disclose his information to the prestigious Royal Geographical Society (RGS) at a conference next week."
Loan-department manager: "There isn't any fine print. At these
interest rates, we don't need it."