Star Wars: AOTC Reviews Pour In 282
Dork King writes "The New York Time's Review of AOTC (free reg, yada yada)
notes that Attack of the Clones doesn't look good for fans. Thankfully, I'm not a fan." Also, dw5000 writes "The BBC has a favorable review of Attack of the Clones on its news website, as well as an executive summary of what the UK papers are saying about AotC. The populist tabloids love it, while the broadsheets are giving cautious approval. Hmm. Maybe I won't wait for DVD ..." I also noticed Variety has a review up as well. Also, for those who have lost all hope for Star Wars, I submit to you the date of the Spider-Man sequel: May 7th, 2004. You should know that spoilers exist in one or more of these stories. Beware!
spoiler (Score:4, Funny)
Plot twist to come (Score:2, Funny)
Anakin turns to the Dark Side and becomes Darth Vader.
Jar Jar Binks is the worst Star Wars character ever.
Lucas should have gone for real foreign languages instead of giving everyone bad accents.
Re:...and it's already on the net! (Score:3, Funny)
I dont have a single DivX of a movie I would buy on DVD or havent seen on a theatre screen
Its been shown time and again that p2p etc. does not cut into sales
Weirdos
I guess I just dont understand - its like the free art museum that wont let you take pictures to show your friends half way across the world that will NEVER SEE THIS ART
recipe for comments in this discussion: (Score:4, Funny)
claim to righteousness:
claim of truth:
parting declaration:
Ripoff (Score:5, Funny)
Let's Compare.
Strange Brew : Star Wars EP II
Flying Dog : Flying Green Muppet
Plot to take over world : Plot to take over universe
Evil hockey players : Stormtroopers
Beer is source of power : "Midichlorion" microbrew
Bob and Doug : Obi and Anakin
Based on Hamlet : Based on ancient myths
Max von Sydow : Ian McDiarmid
Clearly, this movie is just a poor-rehash of Strange Brew with one twist - Spiderman special effects and the "spider sense" redone in an effort to trick the viewer into liking this poor-rendition of the greatest movie ever made, Strange Brew.
I don't buy it.
Kooookokokokokokokooooooo!
AOTC (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I DOWNLOADED THE MOVIE (Score:1, Funny)
Whoops! Did I let that gem out prematurely?
Britney? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:NYT accounts deleted (karma whoring too) (Score:4, Funny)
Anyone else notice the blah/blah and yada/yada login/passwords don't seem to work at New York Times anymore.
Well, I created a new account to read this. Username is something like sdkfgdkfs and password is something like pwejorowebn. (email is sdkufgsdf@ksfsdf.com)
If they want another one like that added to their database every time they have a story linked to by Slashdot, they're more than welcome to it.
The dread disease Midichlorian-itis! (Score:2, Funny)
Thats right, the dread disease Midichlorian-itis will once again make itself known in a mere 6 days!
Symptoms include but not limited to:
Hyper tension
High blood pressure
Trembling muscles and nervous twitches
Cold Sweat
High anxiety (generally manifest in high piched voice with constant arm waving and muttering "Oh my! We're doomed!"
Loss of appetite followed by craving for popcorn
Red and black markings on the patients head and body along with yellow horns protruding from the head.
Breathing problems, (the most common manifestion is when the patient breathes deeply on a regular basis)
Craving for roasted Ewok
Desire to skip work or school
Hallucinations of an army of Jar Jar Clones! (Warning! this symptom is indicative of an impending psychotic episode! Consult your Doctor right way! Failure to receive treatment on time can result in being carbon frozen!)
On May 16th please report to your local movie theatre, where for (insert ticket price here) you can receive your annual innoculation for the next 3 years.
If after the over 2 hour innoculation procedure is not enough, you can spend more $$ to repeat the dosage or else swing over to another part of the theatre for an arachnid booster shot
This public service message brought to you by Coruscant Medical Institute, the Friendly Family Doctors!
Re:I DOWNLOADED THE MOVIE (Score:2, Funny)
Re: Overwhelmingly Positive Reviews (Score:3, Funny)
> For those to lazy to register:
LMAO. If the movie's half so entertaining as that review, it should do OK.
I'm not holding my breath, though.
spoiler (Score:1, Funny)
*SPOILER
- Padme engages in a threeway with a Gungan and a droid
- One of the three is a "screamer" in the sac - (hint, its not Padme or the Gungan)
Re:Britney? (Score:3, Funny)