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The Case for the Empire 752

fReNeTiK writes "In this amusingly controversial article over at the weekly standard's web site, we get to hear an opinion not often heard among the hordes of Star Wars fanatics out there: The rebel alliance are actually "... an unimpressive crew of anarchic royals who wreck the galaxy so that Princess Leia can have her tiara back." An entertaining read which will surely spark flame wars of epic proportions." Reader kaypro submits an MSNBC story examining the science of Star Wars. And Ant notes that the Clones DVD will be out earlier than expected.
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The Case for the Empire

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  • by Zocalo ( 252965 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @07:19AM (#3536003) Homepage
    Sigh. Here's the text:

    The Case for the Empire
    Everything you think you know about Star Wars is wrong.
    by Jonathan V. Last
    05/16/2002 12:00:00 AM

    Jonathan V. Last, online editor

    STAR WARS RETURNS today with its fifth installment, "Attack of the Clones." There will be talk of the Force and the Dark Side and the epic morality of George Lucas's series. But the truth is that from the beginning, Lucas confused the good guys with the bad. The deep lesson of Star Wars is that the Empire is good.

    It's a difficult leap to make--embracing Darth Vader and the Emperor over the plucky and attractive Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia--but a careful examination of the facts, sorted apart from Lucas's off-the-shelf moral cues, makes a quite convincing case.

    First, an aside: For the sake of this discussion, I've considered only the history gleaned from the actual Star Wars films, not the Expanded Universe. If you know what the Expanded Universe is and want to argue that no discussion of Star Wars can be complete without considering material outside the canon, that's fine. However, it's always been my view that the comic books and novels largely serve to clean up Lucas's narrative and philosophical messes. Therefore, discussions of intrinsic intent must necessarily revolve around the movies alone. You may disagree, but please don't e-mail me about it.

    If you don't know what the Expanded Universe is, well, uh, neither do I.

    I. The Problems with the Galactic Republic

    At the beginning of the Star Wars saga, the known universe is governed by the Galactic Republic. The Republic is controlled by a Senate, which is, in turn, run by an elected chancellor who's in charge of procedure, but has little real power.

    Scores of thousands of planets are represented in the Galactic Senate, and as we first encounter it, it is sclerotic and ineffectual. The Republic has grown over many millennia to the point where there are so many factions and disparate interests, that it is simply too big to be governable. Even the Republic's staunchest supporters recognize this failing: In "The Phantom Menace," Queen Amidala admits, "It is clear to me now that the Republic no longer functions." In "Attack of the Clones," young Anakin Skywalker observes that it simply "doesn't work."

    The Senate moves so slowly that it is powerless to stop aggression between member states. In "The Phantom Menace" a supra-planetary alliance, the Trade Federation (think of it as OPEC to the Galactic Republic's United Nations), invades a planet and all the Senate can agree to do is call for an investigation.

    Like the United Nations, the Republic has no armed forces of its own, but instead relies on a group of warriors, the Jedi knights, to "keep the peace." The Jedi, while autonomous, often work in tandem with the Senate, trying to smooth over quarrels and avoid conflicts. But the Jedi number only in the thousands--they cannot protect everyone.

    What's more, it's not clear that they should be "protecting" anyone. The Jedi are Lucas's great heroes, full of Zen wisdom and righteous power. They encourage people to "use the Force"--the mystical energy which is the source of their power--but the truth, revealed in "The Phantom Menace," is that the Force isn't available to the rabble. The Force comes from midi-chlorians, tiny symbiotic organisms in people's blood, like mitochondria. The Force, it turns out, is an inherited, genetic trait. If you don't have the blood, you don't get the Force. Which makes the Jedi not a democratic militia, but a royalist Swiss guard.

    And an arrogant royalist Swiss guard, at that. With one or two notable exceptions, the Jedi we meet in Star Wars are full of themselves. They ignore the counsel of others (often with terrible consequences), and seem honestly to believe that they are at the center of the universe. When the chief Jedi record-keeper is asked in "Attack of the Clones" about a planet she has never heard of, she replies that if it's not in the Jedi archives, it doesn't exist. (The planet in question does exist, again, with terrible consequences.)

    In "Attack of the Clones," a mysterious figure, Count Dooku, leads a separatist movement of planets that want to secede from the Republic. Dooku promises these confederates smaller government, unlimited free trade, and an "absolute commitment to capitalism." Dooku's motives are suspect--it's not clear whether or not he believes in these causes. However, there's no reason to doubt the motives of the other separatists--they seem genuinely to want to make a fresh start with a government that isn't bloated and dysfunctional.

    The Republic, of course, is eager to quash these separatists, but they never make a compelling case--or any case, for that matter--as to why, if they are such a freedom-loving regime, these planets should not be allowed to check out of the Republic and take control of their own destinies.

    II. The Empire

    We do not yet know the exact how's and why's, but we do know this: At some point between the end of Episode II and the beginning of Episode IV, the Republic is replaced by an Empire. The first hint comes in "Attack of the Clones," when the Senate's Chancellor Palpatine is granted emergency powers to deal with the separatists. It spoils very little to tell you that Palpatine eventually becomes the Emperor. For a time, he keeps the Senate in place, functioning as a rubber-stamp, much like the Roman imperial senate, but a few minutes into Episode IV, we are informed that the he has dissolved the Senate, and that "the last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away."

    Lucas wants the Empire to stand for evil, so he tells us that the Emperor and Darth Vader have gone over to the Dark Side and dresses them in black.

    But look closer. When Palpatine is still a senator, he says, "The Republic is not what it once was. The Senate is full of greedy, squabbling delegates. There is no interest in the common good." At one point he laments that "the bureaucrats are in charge now."

    Palpatine believes that the political order must be manipulated to produce peace and stability. When he mutters, "There is no civility, there is only politics," we see that at heart, he's an esoteric Straussian.

    Make no mistake, as emperor, Palpatine is a dictator--but a relatively benign one, like Pinochet. It's a dictatorship people can do business with. They collect taxes and patrol the skies. They try to stop organized crime (in the form of the smuggling rings run by the Hutts). The Empire has virtually no effect on the daily life of the average, law-abiding citizen.

    Also, unlike the divine-right Jedi, the Empire is a meritocracy. The Empire runs academies throughout the galaxy (Han Solo begins his career at an Imperial academy), and those who show promise are promoted, often rapidly. In "The Empire Strikes Back" Captain Piett is quickly promoted to admiral when his predecessor "falls down on the job."

    And while it's a small point, the Empire's manners and decorum speak well of it. When Darth Vader is forced to employ bounty hunters to track down Han Solo, he refuses to address them by name. Even Boba Fett, the greatest of all trackers, is referred to icily as "bounty hunter." And yet Fett understands the protocol. When he captures Solo, he calls him "Captain Solo." (Whether this is in deference to Han's former rank in the Imperial starfleet, or simply because Han owns and pilots his own ship, we don't know. I suspect it's the former.)

    But the most compelling evidence that the Empire isn't evil comes in "The Empire Strikes Back" when Darth Vader is battling Luke Skywalker. After an exhausting fight, Vader is poised to finish Luke off, but he stays his hand. He tries to convert Luke to the Dark Side with this simple plea: "There is no escape. Don't make me destroy you. . . . Join me, and I will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy." It is here we find the real controlling impulse for the Dark Side and the Empire. The Empire doesn't want slaves or destruction or "evil." It wants order.

    None of which is to say that the Empire isn't sometimes brutal. In Episode IV, Imperial stormtroopers kill Luke's aunt and uncle and Grand Moff Tarkin orders the destruction of an entire planet, Alderaan. But viewed in context, these acts are less brutal than they initially appear. Poor Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen reach a grisly end, but only after they aid the rebellion by hiding Luke and harboring two fugitive droids. They aren't given due process, but they are traitors.

    The destruction of Alderaan is often cited as ipso facto proof of the Empire's "evilness" because it seems like mass murder--planeticide, even. As Tarkin prepares to fire the Death Star, Princess Leia implores him to spare the planet, saying, "Alderaan is peaceful. We have no weapons." Her plea is important, if true.

    But the audience has no reason to believe that Leia is telling the truth. In Episode IV, every bit of information she gives the Empire is willfully untrue. In the opening, she tells Darth Vader that she is on a diplomatic mission of mercy, when in fact she is on a spy mission, trying to deliver schematics of the Death Star to the Rebel Alliance. When asked where the Alliance is headquartered, she lies again.

    Leia's lies are perfectly defensible--she thinks she's serving the greater good--but they make her wholly unreliable on the question of whether or not Alderaan really is peaceful and defenseless. If anything, since Leia is a high-ranking member of the rebellion and the princess of Alderaan, it would be reasonable to suspect that Alderaan is a front for Rebel activity or at least home to many more spies and insurgents like Leia.

    Whatever the case, the important thing to recognize is that the Empire is not committing random acts of terror. It is engaged in a fight for the survival of its regime against a violent group of rebels who are committed to its destruction.

    III. After the Rebellion

    As we all know from the final Star Wars installment, "Return of the Jedi," the rebellion is eventually successful. The Emperor is assassinated, Darth Vader abdicates his post and dies, the central governing apparatus of the Empire is destroyed in a spectacular space battle, and the rebels rejoice with their small, annoying Ewok friends. But what happens next?

    (There is a raft of literature on this point, but, as I said at the beginning, I'm going to ignore it because it doesn't speak to Lucas's original intent.)

    In Episode IV, after Grand Moff Tarkin announces that the Imperial Senate has been abolished, he's asked how the Emperor can possibly hope to keep control of the galaxy. "The regional governors now have direct control over territories," he says. "Fear will keep the local systems in line."

    So under Imperial rule, a large group of regional potentates, each with access to a sizable army and star destroyers, runs local affairs. These governors owe their fealty to the Emperor. And once the Emperor is dead, the galaxy will be plunged into chaos.

    In all of the time we spend observing the Rebel Alliance, we never hear of their governing strategy or their plans for a post-Imperial universe. All we see are plots and fighting. Their victory over the Empire doesn't liberate the galaxy--it turns the galaxy into Somalia writ large: dominated by local warlords who are answerable to no one.

    Which makes the rebels--Lucas's heroes--an unimpressive crew of anarchic royals who wreck the galaxy so that Princess Leia can have her tiara back.

    I'll take the Empire.

  • Pinochet? (Score:1, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 17, 2002 @07:24AM (#3536020)
    "Palpatine is a dictator--but a relatively benign one, like Pinochet."

    Christ almighty, how offensive. Pincochet overthrew a democratically elected government, murdered dissenting voices by the thousands and crushed all opposition. That is *not* by any standards benign. F---wit.
  • Thoughtful Articles (Score:5, Informative)

    by Spencerian ( 465343 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @07:39AM (#3536061) Homepage Journal
    This article reminds me of a series of articles found on Space.com called The Phantom Heresies [space.com], a collection of speculation on why things were in Star Wars. (Because these links are fairly old, you may have to scrounge around--use Google.)

    The link above discusses the powers and the arrogance of the Jedi, and why they had it coming. The cool part for me about these articles was that they reflected my views after watching The Phantom Menace after watching how mortibund both Jedi Council and Senate were in comparison to the efficient manipulations of Darth Sidious in TFM.

    Was the Empire a better system? I think that a gilded cage is a cage, no matter how informative or high-class the reading material is that covers the bottom of my cage. I would side with the Rebels, lightsaber in hand if I were a Jedi.
  • unattractive choices (Score:4, Informative)

    by g4dget ( 579145 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @07:55AM (#3536121)
    We have the sclerotic and bureaucratic republic, an empire run by some evil guys dressed in black, and a bunch of rebellious royals. I'm with Brin [salon.com]: Star Trek offers a more inspiring vision of the future.
  • by Vroom_Vroom ( 29347 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @08:05AM (#3536160)

    From a background briefing.....

    The report, based on nine months of testimony and research, describes several stages of repression. In the weeks after the military seized power in a coup Sept. 11, 1973, thousands of Chileans sympathetic to the socialist government were detained. Many were tortured, and several hundred were tried and executed by military war tribunals. A woman described the corpse of her son, the manager of a state cement plant, who turned himself in after the coup and died in custody five weeks later: "He was missing one eye, his nose was torn off, one ear was separated and hanging, there were marks of deep burns on his neck and face, his mouth was very swollen." In the next stage, the army's secret police squads waged a "systematic campaign to exterminate" leftist dissidents from 1974 to 1977, the report states. Inside clandestine prisons, people were tortured with electric shocks, choking, confinement and even animal rape. There were 957 victims who never reappeared and are presumed dead.[6]

    Thats a lot of benevolence.

    Mmmmmm I suspect the author has been listening to CNN.

    From the remember Chile website

    Remember Chile [remember-chile.org.uk]

  • Re:Pinochet? (Score:3, Informative)

    by tcr ( 39109 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @08:22AM (#3536229)
    Think. [amnesty.org]
  • by Alan Partridge ( 516639 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @09:05AM (#3536427) Journal
    This is the mail that I sent the Standard:

    I enjoyed Johnathan Last's musings on the Star Wars universe immensely, it
    does rather occur to me - as a Briton - that this is something of a post
    9/11 viewpoint. Here's why, before 9/11 the USA could look back with pride
    on both their acheivements in WWII and (to a lesser degree) in the American
    War of Independence. In both cases the US painted herself (accurately or
    not) as the freedom loving opponent of the tyranny of empire. The British in
    the former war and the German & Japanese in the latter. Skipping over the
    nightmare of Vietnam (although this might perhaps have given a clue to the
    inevitability of a 9/11-like eventuality) the Gulf War could also have been
    looked at in similar terms, though it's a much tougher fit when both oil and
    the incredibly undemocratic Saudi and Kuwaiti regimes enter the picture.

    But where is the USA now? Undoubtedly the Empire itself. Imagine the city of
    New York as the Death Star itself, and those precisely planted Boeings as
    X-Wing fighters. The Force may not have been intended as a martyrs creed,
    but Obi-Wan Kenobi was a suicide bomber without ANY doubt. And what an
    economic weapon NYC is, certainly able to destroy a country's economy at
    will - Argentina provides our best recent example.

    Pretty horrible, isn't it? George Bush as the Emperor himself? Colin Powell
    as Darth Vader? Rumsfeld as Grand Moff Tarkin? Surely not?

    I look at the US-backed oppression in the Middle East, the oil producing
    potential of Afghanistan and the recent (US backed??) events in Venezuela and I have to
    wonder.
  • Re:Pinochet? (Score:5, Informative)

    by Yokaze ( 70883 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @09:16AM (#3536491)
    > While no one can dispute that Pinochet was a brutal military dictator, most people forget how bad things were in Chile before Pinochet took power.

    AFAIK, Chile was ruled by a Socialist named Salvador Allende,
    who was elected and was determined to reform the admittantly crumbling economy with structural changes.
    Those structural changes included the nationalising of of the industrial sector (including U.S.-owned copper mines). This lead to strong oppositon of the expropriated U.S. companies, (esp. copper mining and ITT) and the US goverment.
    To quote Henry Kissinger:

    I don't see why we need to stand by and watch a country go communist due to the irresponsibility of its own people.

    In the two first years of Allende's rule "Unemployment declined as the economy expanded, inflation was kept under control, and workers' incomes rose by fifty percent[...]"(John Foran, Allende's Chile, 1972 [hartford-hwp.com])

    The expatriation of US companies led to countermeasurements from the US goverment.
    The U.S. ambassador to Chile probably words his goverment's stance best:
    Not a nut or a bolt will reach Chile.... We will do all in our power to condemn Chileans to utmost poverty

    For some reason, the Chilenian economy was declining.
    Despite heavy support from the US goverment for the conservative party and the economical decline, Allende's party increased its share of the votes at the next election.

    The CIA was heavily involved in supporting the conservative and right-wing groups with money, weapons and training. In 1971 to 1972 several coups were attempted, when Pinochet finally succeded.
    [gwu.edu]
    The National Security Archive of the GWU has some of the partially disclosed CIA documents.

    Lastly, about the economical developement in Chile.
    Between 1972 nd 1987, the GNP per capita fell 6.4 percent.

    Maybe have a look at "Analysis of Chilean economic and socioeconomic policy: 1975-1989 by Sherman Souther" [clara.net].
  • by connorbd ( 151811 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @09:41AM (#3536593) Homepage
    Lucas' whole point about evil seems to be that evil is what happens when good can't get its act together and order outweighs freedom. Yes, the Jedi are a bunch of self-righteous pricks; that's what happens when you have an elite that doesn't necessarily have to earn its status.

    No, the motives of the Rebellion aren't really spelled out. Nor is the precise reason for the existence of the Rebellion in the first place. But that's somewhat outside the scope of the movies; the simple fact is that for Tarkin to destroy Alderaan would probably be an act of insubordination if done without the direct assent of the Emperor. At the very least, Tarkin's actions would be equivalent to recreating the My Lai massacre on Hanoi. The evil here: order at all costs, and massive retribution, even genocide, as a political tool.

    I don't know if Last is truly the fascist he comes off as in the article (he's probably trolling; handwaving over genocide and the like comes off as being some sort of satire), and he does make a few good points, but the fact remains that order at all costs is ultimately either stagnating or outright destructive.

    /Brian
  • Re:Satire? (Score:5, Informative)

    by iphayd ( 170761 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @09:49AM (#3536633) Homepage Journal
    I call Godwin's law. The conversation is over, please go home everyone there is nothing to see here.

    http://www.godwinslaw.com/
  • by Mr. Neutron ( 3115 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @10:34AM (#3536903) Homepage Journal
    I would consider this canon, even if it was left on the cutting-room floor:

    BIGGS: I thought you were going to the Academy next term. You'll get
    your chance to get off this rock.

    LUKE: Not likely! I had to cancel my application. There has been a lot
    of unrest among the Sandpeople since you left...they've even raided
    the outskirts of Anchorhead.

    BIGGS: Your uncle could hold off a whole colony of Sandpeople with one
    blaster.

    LUKE: I know, but he's got enough vaporators going to make the place
    pay off. He needs me for just one more season. I can't leave him now.

    BIGGS: I feel for you, Luke, you're going to have to learn what seems
    to be important or what really is important. What good is all your
    uncle's work if it's taken over by the Empire?...You know they're
    starting to nationalize commerce in the central systems...it won't be
    long before your uncle is merely a tenant, slaving for the greater
    glory of the Empire.

    LUKE: It couldn't happen here. You said it yourself. The Empire won't
    bother with this rock.

    BIGGS: Things always change.

    LUKE: I wish I was going...Are you going to be around long?

    BIGGS: No, I'm leaving in the morning...

    LUKE: Then I guess I won't see you.

    BIGGS: Maybe someday...I'll keep a lookout.

    LUKE: Well, I'll be at the Academy next season...after that who knows.
    I won't be drafted into the Imperial Starfleet, that's for sure...Take
    care of yourself, you'll always be the best friend I've got.

    BIGGS: So long, Luke.

    Biggs turns away from his old friend and heads toward the
    power station.

    Just before the Battle of Yavin, Luke runs into Biggs and they gab a
    bit, then Red Leader shows up and mentions that he had met Anakin,
    Luke's father.

    -------

    Seems to me the Empire was controlling and anti-free enterprise.

  • Re:Pinochet...? (Score:2, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward on Friday May 17, 2002 @12:29PM (#3537780)
    Pinochet abdicated much of his power and established a Senate while living, something not done by the likes of, say, Fidel Castro. Remember, Pinochet seized power when the alternative was yet another brutal South-American style Communist dictatorship. I'd say Chile made out better than they could have expected under the circumstances (hence he was relatively benign.)
  • Re:Satire? (Score:2, Informative)

    by Jon Howard ( 247978 ) on Friday May 17, 2002 @02:14PM (#3538667) Journal

    I call Godwin's law. The conversation is over, please go home everyone there is nothing to see here.

    I wish folks realized the post I've quoted is a troll. The entire Star Wars universe was created by a fellow who grew-up shortly after the entire Nazi fiasco occurred, I suspect that there IS a connection, and "Godwin's Law" does not apply.

    That, and calling Godwin's Law in a thread where you weren't previously involved is like running into a courtroom and shouting "He pleads the fifth!", in that it's not made for your protection.

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