The Truth Revealed

usermilk writes "Now that the X-Files has finally ended, I recommend you all check out The X-Files Timeline. It has a list of all the episodes, chronologically, and what happened when. A very good utility in figuring out what the heck happened, and when." If it hasn't shown in your timezone yet, obviously, don't click through.

The ending, in a headline

[bskin]

Local FBI Agent Discovers Religion; Gets Laid

Wow Right on Time

[shaunj]

I don't know what is more amazing.

-Slashdot had an article about the end of the X-Files at EXACTLY 10:00PM

or

-I checked Slashdot for an article on the X-Files at EXACTLY 10:00PM :-)

ex-files?

[Anonymous Coward]

I always said "10-files". Damn you Steve Jobs and your MacOSX.

Hope?

[mcknation]

That's what I'm left with? Hope? WTF?
Yeah, hope that Chris Carter gets abducted himself.....and soon.

McK

what an amazing ending!

[jdbo]

...that was fantastic! Yoda totally kicked ass!

oh, wait...

2012

[rbolkey]

CMOS technology stops improving. Alien invasions. I think it's beginning to look like a really good year to skip out on.

The Lone Gunmen LIVE!!!

[night_flyer]

oh wait, no they arent... sorry...

Re:good episode, bad ending

[ArsonPerBuilding]

And didn't Carter say in TV Guide that Mulder was on trial because he broke the Good Samaritin law?

2012 / 2112

[Violet Null]

So, 2012 may be the end of the Mayan calendar, but the real date to remember would be 2112, since that's when the Solar Federation is going to get overrun by the returning ships of the true human race.

Wait a minute -- Wasn't this the Seinfeld finale?

[dinotrac]

The whole thing was eerily familiar, and then I realized why:

The plot was pretty much the same as the Seinfeld series finale, right on down dragging assorted past characters into a trial that the star(s) can't possibly win.

I guess no Kramer was a clue.
But seriously, how much difference was their between Doggitt and the Soup Nazi?

Oh well, at least Mulder ended up better than Jerry: He gets to get personal with Scully, whereas the best Jerry could do was Elaine.
Unless, of course, he wanted to consider George.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.

Bad news, good news

[Picass0]

Bad news - The aliens take over the world on Dec 21 2012.

Good news - If you're running linux on a 32 bit system you don't need to worry about the year 2038.

Re: December 22, 2012

[ealar dlanvuli]

Isn't it obvious, they are clearing way for a new hyperspace bypass. It has been filed in the local planning office for 1000 years, and you didn't even bother to look?

You really need to start taking a more active role in your gov..

Re:The ending, in a headline

[Paradise Pete]

If you need to interpret my post, then you don't get it.

Just what are you trying to say?

Re:The ending, in a headline

[JLyle]

Nothing says you stop being Jewish if you decide to accept the tennants of Christianity.

Who are the tennants (sic) of Christianity and how much rent are they paying?