Matrix Reloaded Filming Wants to Shut Sydney Down 494
ro_len writes "News.com.au is reporting the producers of the Matrix Realoaded are looking to shut down Sydney for the filming of the final scene which involves flying a helicopter across the city at less than 600 feet above ground. It is supposed to be the most complicated sequence ever filmed." Just plain nuts. Here is a
previous story about the trailer, and another one announcing the film.
Shutdown ! (Score:5, Funny)
Citizenry react (Score:0, Funny)
Sydney dude #2: Ack! The Matrix has us!
Why? (Score:2, Funny)
What? You mean we're not in the Matrix? And that red pill I took was only Nyquil?
Realize the truth (Score:5, Funny)
Hmm.. (Score:5, Funny)
Part three The Matrix Revolutions is also in production and will be released in December 2000
Sorry to have missed it...
Wow, Hollywood technology has really advanced..... (Score:5, Funny)
Part three The Matrix Revolutions is also in production and will be released in December 2000
Not only are they filming the most complicated sequence ever, but they will be the first movie company to premiere a movie in the _past_. How they plan to manage the space/time disruption is apparently a closely guarded studio secret
Re:Why? (Score:3, Funny)
This is Australia. (Score:2, Funny)
Supply enough beer and you've got all the time in the world. They won't be finding their way back in a hurry.
Other ideas (Score:5, Funny)
- Close down New York to make a film about 9-11, idea: actually fly airplanes into stuff, randomly. Pilots and crew: CIA, FBI and American Government officials.
- Close down Jerusalem to make the final scene of a movie about the Israeli+Palestinian conflict. Idea: a huge crane pounds Arafat and Sharon repeatedly against various religious monuments.
- Close down Paris to make the final scene of a film about the world cup. Idea: a giant soccer ball rolling around the streets with "losers" painted on, squishing right-wing partidaries.
- Close down a strip of territory in Kashmere to make the final scene of a film about the alleged India-Pakistan conflict. Idea: Nuclear warheads detonated on top of CNN reporters who claimed a nuclear war was about to happen, as if it was a light subject you can kid around with.
Apologies: I apologize for this post if you don't like it. It will avoid me getting into discussions later. Thank you.
Moita
And the reason for it is? (Score:5, Funny)
But it will probably go something like this:
Filmmaker: "We need all the people out of the city for two days."
Mayor: "That's not possible. We can ban jetskies from the harbour if you like."
Filmmaker: "No, we need the city, not the harbour. We are going to do some stunts there."
Mayor: "Sounds impressive, but what if all the people start riding their jetskies in the harbour instead of going to the city? I don't like that, and I've made it illegal already."
Filmmaker: "Please have a look at this script, it's specially printed for you on green paper with some transparent parts for the so called `special effects'".
Mayor: "It's a deal, I'll just make being in the city on these days illegal, except for people with jetskies. After all, they might go ride them in the harbour if they're not allowed to put them in the city."
People from Sydney should get the subtleties...
Re:Film Industry is Nuts!!! (Score:2, Funny)
I couldn't agree more- I mean where does it end? What if MIB2 decideds they want to fly a mothership 600' over the planet?
Something missing? (Score:5, Funny)
Personally, I'd prefer that a pilot would be mounted in the pilot's seat, considering how difficult the stunt is and all...
Re:Matrix Reloaded (Score:3, Funny)
Oh come on now, don't be so harsh on the fellow. It's not his fault he got a bad rap. When you actually go back and watch Point Break you'll notice it's actually quite intellectual. Are the surfer bank robbers really the bad guys or is it the corporate world who hordes all the money from the ordinary people? The bourgeoisie came to America and have crippled it with their new-aristocracy based on wealth instead of nobility. In the end we can only look to the true heroes of that film.. Patrick Swayze and his crazy bunch of presidential bank robbers.
As far as Bill and Ted, don't even get me started on the wealth of historical information that movie conveys to the viewer. Freud was my favorite character. Who would have known he was such a prude? And Khan! What a badass. If the Matrix Reloaded is half as good as Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey we will be in for quite a treat.
Re:Most complicated stunt ever? (Score:5, Funny)
Worst. Prequels. Ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes sharing my disgust with the world.
The Matrix is everywhere (Score:2, Funny)
Re:This vsCGI (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not a low as it sounds (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, it's not fair, I want to be an LSD tester as well :-(
Re:Film Industry is Nuts!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Only 6' in height and 6 stories? Is this the building out of "Being John Malcovich" on crack?
Re:Directoral pissing contest (Score:5, Funny)
What happens if there is an accident (these things do happen). Then they would have to digitally chop out the chopped up people. It's a matter of safety.
Re:Shutdown ! (Score:5, Funny)
2002-06-11 15.46.17: [notice] Rebooting Sidney.australia.matrix
2002-06-11 15.46.32: [error] Sidney.australia.matrix bootstrapping failed
2002-06-11 15.46.33: [panic] scp root@Sidney.australia.matrix:/home/{neo,morpheus,
2002-06-11 15.46.36: [restore] Sidney.australia.matrix reloaded
2002-06-11 15.46.37: [warning] Older version overwrite (Agent Smith 2.0 -> 1.0)
Re:Most complicated stunt ever? (Score:3, Funny)
My question is: How could they tell it from a normal traffic day in Turin?
OF COURSE I'M A TROLL, YOU DUMBASS. READ MY NAME! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Film Industry is Nuts!!! (Score:5, Funny)
When the crew filmed downtown, he hung Nazi flags from his balcony, ensuring that they wouldn't film his house. That one was priceless.
Re:Film Industry is Nuts!!! (Score:3, Funny)
There are major cities in Australia? Here we call them 'prisons'.
Re:Film Industry is Nuts!!! (Score:3, Funny)
Not to be pedantic, but the quality from the setup you described would be orders of magnitude too low for even an independent film.
Hell, just let them take Polaroids and make them into a flipbook if that's the quality you're going for!
most active city (Score:5, Funny)
They shut down Tokyo to shoot the Times Square sceene?
Re:Wow, Hollywood technology has really advanced.. (Score:4, Funny)
Use of the transitive par-past-prefect in the first clause:
I am going to have seen this already
necessitates the usage of an entrance stative par-past-profect (note: profect!) when describing the status of the predicate, as in:
and it is willian on-coming to have been AWESOME!!!
should be changed to:
and it is willain on-coming to have been AWESOME!!!
I know it's subtle. And, it could have been a typo, but sometimes it makes all the difference in the world for intelligibility.
Re:What is the Matrix? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Most complicated stunt ever? (Score:1, Funny)
Osama used a dirty bomb.
Re:Most complicated stunt ever? (Score:1, Funny)
Props to all dead homies in #vortex!
Re:Film Industry is Nuts!!! (Score:2, Funny)