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ReadParse writes
"The Sacramento Bee is running an AP story about Warner Bros' plans to produce a Batman vs. Superman movie. It's kind of hard to imagine anybody but Christopher Reeve as the Man of Steel -- somebody check Michael Keaton's schedule."
Lacking something important..... (Score:5, Funny)
Use Reeve anyway (Score:2, Funny)
I think they should use Reeve anyway and just let batman wail on him for 2 hours.
Yeah, right. (Score:5, Funny)
Parents were killed by the Joker-man.
What's he like? It's not important.
Batman.
Is he a hero? Or a vigilante?
When he fights crime, is he allowed?
Or does he become a criminal too?
Nobody knows. Batman.
Superman, Superman.
Superman hates Batman.
They have a fight. Superman tears Batman into tiny little billionare chunks, because he's FUCKING INVULNERABLE.
Superman wins.
(etc.)
Wesley Willis! (Score:2, Funny)
I'm going straight to hell (Score:5, Funny)
Well, I guess they could just put kryptonite in every scene.
Eh? (Score:5, Funny)
Hulk vs. Superman: from the Internet Oracle (Score:2, Funny)
"Hulk will impale Superman on sentence fragment!"
They don't make Net humor like that any more.
Re:How is this a fight? (Score:4, Funny)
1. Time travel gives him an advantage.
2. The work required to accelerate an object with mass to the speed of light is infinite. So Superman isn't just "Really REALLY strong", he's "REALLY REALLY REALLY..." strong.
3. The universe doesn't seem to mind when Superman breaks the laws of physics.
Crappy plot, I think. (Score:3, Funny)
Superman, swooping in: I'm sorry Bruc-- I mean 'Bat-Man'. I can't let you kill them, that would be wrong.
Batman: Oh shut up you tight-wearing pansy!
Superman: After all we've been through together!
Batman: Ah-hah! 'BatAntiSupermanHeatShield' activate!
Superman: You bastard! I'll crush you with my pinky!
Batman: Not so fast, Superdork!
Superman: Noo, my one weakness! My Achilles rock, as it were!
2 hours later
Superman:
Batman:
fin.
I'm still waiting for (Score:4, Funny)
Granted, it'll probably get sued by the WWE (World Wrestling Entertainment) who was recently sued by the WWF (World Wildlife Fund).
Even still, the Royal Rumble between Superman, Scooby Doo, Batman, the Penguin, Wonderwoman, Catwoman, and Tonya Harding, would be a truly kickass event.
Re:How is this a fight? (Hint: it was, Batman won) (Score:3, Funny)
SirSlud writes: Check out "The Dark Knight Returns", where Batman defeats Superman (using some Kryptonite, btw.)
Cool. So Christopher Reeve can play Superman after all.
Re:New man of steel (Score:4, Funny)
Hail to the King, baby.
The Great Carnak holds the envelope to his head... (Score:3, Funny)
"Name something that members of the Reeves family will never see again!"
Re:How is this a fight? (Hint: it was, Batman won) (Score:4, Funny)
Don't tell anyone.
Re:Matt Damon, not Michael Keaton (Score:3, Funny)
How about Clint Eastwood as the Dark Night - think "Unforgiven" - if it's to be anything like "The Fall".
Cheers,
Slak
Don't fall for this! (Score:2, Funny)
Excelsior!
To paraphrase The Onion... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A serious reply: Would a superheroine movie sel (Score:5, Funny)
You might want to get out more.
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Damn the Emperor!
Re:New man of steel (Score:3, Funny)
I'd go see any Superman film with the hero line:
Although I'd have a problem with Batman dancing around, singing "Little goody-two-shoes! Little goody-two-shoes!"
Re:How is this a fight? (Score:2, Funny)
WTF? He saw past the glasses???
Choosing the Wrong Batman (Score:3, Funny)
Christopher Reeve vs. Michal Keaton is a nobrainer fight...
Now... Christopher Reeve vs Adam West... Now that I might wager money on...
Just as long as West never kept any of his "Bat-Shark Repellant" or "Bat-Gas" or "Bat-Enemas".
Re:Just one question: (Score:2, Funny)
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Re:Lacking something important..... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:History Lesson (Score:1, Funny)
Maybe Carrot Top should be the next Superman
I'm Batman! (Score:2, Funny)
But if Adam West doesn't reprise his role as Batman, I don't know what I'll do!