Caffeine May Reduce Alzheimers 251
thelars writes "This article discusses research that links coffee consumption to a reduced risk of alzheimers disease. According to the article, drinking at least three cups of coffee a day may reduce your risk of alzheimers by up to 60%. Time to stock up on Penguin mints..."
hahahaha (Score:3, Funny)
hmmm coffee (Score:3, Funny)
I am saved (Score:1, Funny)
Just what we need (Score:1, Funny)
Sigh. (Score:3, Funny)
So basically... (Score:5, Funny)
However, this article [msnbc.com] says that alcohol may reduce Alzheimers.
So in other words...the best thing I can do is drink Irish coffee?
- JoeShmoe
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No alzheimers? (Score:5, Funny)
Study shows most studies are flawed... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Interesting, but ... (Score:4, Funny)
Absolutely, because we live in the day of "The Latest Study Shows..." The Latest Study [tm] is all that counts.
Catch-22 (Score:3, Funny)
JonKatz at 90 (Score:3, Funny)
You bastard! Now you got me wondering what Jon Katz is going to be like lecturing his grandkids:
"Ah, yes, I still remember where I was when I watched the two towers come down on 9/11. That was a life changing event, I tell you. Back in my day, people actually tried to help each other out instead of withdrawing into these confangled virtual reality contraptions you kids play with these days. Hey, sit down Jeffery and listen. I ain't done with my story yet. Maybe you'll learn somethin'. Now where was I? Oh yes, that Coumbine shooting was a life changing event, I tell you. Did I ever tell you about that? I did? Well, I'm gonna tell you again so quit your squirming an' listen up. Now the important thing was that I was wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. We did it to protest the growing threat of globalism..."
GMD
Re:Reduce Your Risk of Alzheimers (Score:3, Funny)
Holy shit, I've got all of those! (except the PMS thing).
I'll never get alzheimers (Score:2, Funny)