Ripping Vinyl Via Your Scanner? 537
An anonymous reader writes "This site describes a method of extracting audio off of scanned images of vinyl records. Kazaa vinyl swapping is on it's way!" While this method creates exceptionally noisy samples, you can definitely hear the underlying music.
Virile records? (Score:2, Funny)
what's next? (Score:5, Funny)
practical applications? (Score:2, Funny)
Quick! (Score:5, Funny)
Does this mean scanners are the next Napster... (Score:4, Funny)
I can't wait to start ripping my parent's vinyl. I used to listen to it all the time as a kid, and now my Pentium II is finally advanced enough to play 100 year old technology.
bw of a jpq v mp2 (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Virile records? (Score:4, Funny)
Scanned Backward? (Score:4, Funny)
I hate to say it. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:sorry no mod points (Score:3, Funny)
That's two, right? One for each side
(For the skeptical, it was either Monty Python's Matching Tie and Hankerchief, or New World Record. One side had two different starting points, so you would hear one or the other at random. They converged somewhere in the middle of that side, so the second half was the same.)
Now, who around here remember's Flipper's "Brainwash" single?
show me the code (Score:5, Funny)
Or scan the floppy the same way as he scanned the LPs and email the jpg.
Re:Laser Turntable (Score:3, Funny)
Re:what's next? (Score:2, Funny)
Why would anybody want that? We all know, that a picture is worth more than 1000 words.
Billy Idol could be improved (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Windows is better for this (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah? Well Triangle Man would swoop in and kick both their asses.
Re:looks possible (Score:3, Funny)
This poster has no clue whatsoever. They are either incredibly high, making a joke that simply isn't funny, or incredibly stupid.
Very possibly more than one of the above factors is at work here.
Factual information to back up my claims, in simple and easy to understand words:
Needle grooves are not just squiggly lines like waveforms in your copy of WinRecord. The groove itself is going to be v-shaped, and can swing the needle both inboard and outboard, as well as rotate it slightly. Even a 2400 dpi scanner is not going to be sufficient to read that kind of subtlety... and let's not forget the other two factors here... the vinyl is both SHINY and BLACK.
When was the last time you tried to scan the cover of a black vinyl three-ring binder? Could you see the naugahyde (sp?) pattern in the scanned result?
Pffft.
Step _away_ from the bong, people.
A Message From Hilary (Score:1, Funny)
We have also detected the files: gramophone3.mp3, dneedle1.wav, dneedle2.wav, and dneedle3.wav on Kazaa and are taking appropriate action to shut down Kazaa or, failing that, the Internet.
Furthermore, we shall be prosecuting the site owner under the DMCA for using a scanner to bypass the "Grooves Encoded for Diamond Needle Recovery Only" copy protection mechanism (Cactus Data Shield, version 0.1 beta). Slashdot.com is also being investigated for ancillary violations of the DMCA by providing a link to the illegal information.
Please remember that only outlaws digitally process music.
Yours lovingly,
Hilary Rosen
Chief Enforcer, RIAA
Re:sorry no mod points (Score:2, Funny)
Re:screw that... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Of course it's a hoax (Score:3, Funny)
Version 2.0b (video version) (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yeah right (Score:2, Funny)
Let's apply Occam's Razor again:
1) You really wanted some code to pour over to see if this guy was legit.
2) You wanted to some quick karma by immediately discrediting his work with no intention to do anything else.
Re:My Dual Turntable sounds much better. (Score:3, Funny)
Yes, apparantly scraping them with a small diamond is the limit of your tolerance level.