What The Net is Doing to You 174
Bart writes "The BBC reports One of the world's first research centres dedicated to studying the social, political and economic effects of the net has opened in Oxford" I've offered to trade CowboyNeal to them as a research subject for a case of beer. I think studying the effects of the internet on him will save lives. See? Someone is thinking of the children.
Effects of the Net (Score:5, Funny)
Research on the geek creature should be next.... (Score:1, Funny)
well... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Research on the geek creature should be next... (Score:1, Funny)
Now, with that out of the way, let's discuss what it may be about eating other things than pizza that causes all these heart problems.
Re:Political Debate Indeed (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Social Engineering (Score:1, Funny)
Me and the Net (Score:5, Funny)
Search engines are my friends!
So much data. So little HD space...
Re:Interesting, but how much will it proove? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Social Engineering (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Social Engineering (Score:1, Funny)
Am I the only one... (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, right! (Score:2, Funny)
Who else thinks these guys just want to view pr0n, visit chatrooms and play games all day?
Sounds like a research grant I would think up :)
What the Net Did To Me (Score:5, Funny)
Now, The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes? Classic!
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Damn the Emperor!
Gold Member (Score:2, Funny)
Austin Powers: "Well it's called the internet, and it's completely revolutionized the way we live and access vital information. For example have a look at this...
monkey.mpg [methodshop.com]
Foxy: "Wow... now that's vital information."
Austin: "I know, it's amazing!"
mole.sig
ObQuestion (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Normalization of Sexual 'Deviancy' (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why the Brits didnt invent the net (Score:1, Funny)
> five years ago.
15 year old kids will tell you lots of things. The trick is simply this - knowing what nugget of truth lies in the 10,000 other completely irrelevant things they'll tell you about fashion trends and who's going to be with whom like for-ever.
> Adults, especially academics, are clueless.
As one of my former teachers would say: "Hey you! Quick! Move out, get a job, and raise a family while you still know everything!"
The net. (Score:3, Funny)
It taught me that humanity itself is plagued with idiots; not just the populace of the United States.
On the plus side, because of the net, I learned what real music sounds like. On the down side, the RIAA is now more determined than ever before to shove crap into my ears, all because of the net.
I think, however, that the most important thing that has happened to me because of the net is this: Because of the internet, I've been able to 'own' camping bitches all the way over in France.
Cheese eating quad-camping surrender monkeys.
It's the economy, stupid (Score:3, Funny)
Then we ran out of funding and went broke. But it was a fun couple-a-few years.
Re:It's the economy, stupid (Score:3, Funny)
(I cashed out my synergy when the market on that was high.)