EMI Customer Relations Tells It Like It Is 1080
hype7 writes "The Register is running a story about the most outrageous email sent from a customer services rep at BMI in Germany to a customer who had difficulty playing a copy-protected CD in his CD player. One of the most stunning lines from the translation: "If you plan to continue protesting about future audio media releases with copy protection, forget it; copy protection is a reality, and within a matter of months more or less all audio media worldwide are copy protected. And this is a good thing for the music industry. In order to make this happen we will do anything within our power - whether you like it or not.""
I tried to post first (Score:4, Funny)
Paging the Lawyers (Score:5, Funny)
Paging the lawyers from Phillips! Paging the lawyers from Phillips! You need to get off your fat asses and sue EMI!
Whew (Score:5, Funny)
In other words... (Score:5, Funny)
Don't they realize that they more they antagonize the music-sharing community the harder they will work to circumvent the copy protection? Even on the artists that really suck. It's all about principal now.
Re:Oh well. (Score:5, Funny)
Reply to EMI (Score:5, Funny)
You can have my money when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
I wish them luck. (Score:1, Funny)
Customer Kickin^H^H^H^H^H^HService (Score:3, Funny)
With customer service like that, how can anybody complain? (without getting arrested, I mean).
Who is this policy hurting? (Score:3, Funny)
My grandmother (and any other AOL user, really) on the other hand, if she had the experience mentioned on the register, she would be pretty much out of luck. So, this policy really only hurts the non-tech-savvy.
so BMI hates my grandmother
From now on, I am going to make a point of trying to find BMI stuff to download off kazaa. Guess I better learn to like n'stync
Wallet protection technology... (Score:3, Funny)
I am extremely glad to hear this. (Score:5, Funny)
I mean.. that was the whole purpose of the tariff in the first place. To give back some money to the record labels that were losing money from dubbing of CDs that people would buy otherwise.
What are the odds of the tariff being eliminated? I'd say about the same odds of the GST being eliminated.
Re:Bullshit (Score:0, Funny)
Good think Mozart is not alive today. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Reality (Score:2, Funny)
So are we to expect "Space Alien has Bill Gates' Child! Ballmer Stunned!" as the next headline?
Better customer service.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:There are 250 Million blank CDRs (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Whats going to happen (Score:2, Funny)
6. Profit!!!
Re:The scary part... (Score:5, Funny)
If overly stringent copy protection means there's one less person in the world listening to Toto cover "House of the Rising Sun", can it really be all bad?
Re:oh well (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, balding fat guys [msboycott.com] do do something for me....
The Scarriest part... (Score:1, Funny)
For example, we would send around a proposal for how we thought we might do something in the future.
A Microsoft colleague would respond with a tersely worded message to the effect of "You are an asshole. If you don't do it this way, it will lead to the end of the company and we'll all be unemployed."
After a while, and after actually meeting many of these people face to face, I discovered that's just their way of saying "You are an asshole. If you don't do it this way, it will lead to the end of the company and we'll all be unemployed."
After reading the letter from the CSR, I realized that this is probably the same situation. It sounds really harsh, but it's not intended to be that way.
There are huge cultural differences between Microsoft and Linux, and it's important to try and understand those differences before over reacting.
Sincerily,
-Steve Ballmer
So many ears! (Score:5, Funny)
[breaks out calc.exe.... tap-tap-tap...] OMG! By similar calculation, I calculate that, allowing for deaf people, there are 12 Billion ears on this planet used for listening to EMI cd's, in comparison with the only 50 million or so microphones in the world. That means 99.995833% of all the world's hearing power is used for EMI music, but EMI's 1996 sales were still only about £2.7 billion. That puts the entire music industry's annual sales for 2002 at about £3 billion. Therefor, each individual ear only pays about £0.25 annually for the more than 213 Million CD's EMI gives to them. That's £0.00000000117370 per CD. Now subtract the greedy musician's 15% royalties, and poor EMI has only pulls in £0.00000000099764.5; not even enough to afford a spot of tea to quench their thirst after a hard day's work.
Oh, and I DO have a degree in Economics [drew.edu], but I didn't use one bit of it to write the preceding rant.
Re:In other words... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Oh well. (Score:5, Funny)
Didn't Courtney Love do this?
Oh, wait, you said major artist. Sorry - my bad.
RagManX
Re:Oh well. (Score:4, Funny)
Another explanation: We're all getting older! Bah humbug! Nothing but noise!
Mfg'ed bands suck as much as always, and there are certainly a lot more of them around these days. However, you will find lots of pretty good (though some would argue not terribly innovative) music being released by RIAA artists these days. If there has been a drop in quality I wouldn't characterize it as 'dramatic'.
Re:Oh well. (Score:4, Funny)
At some point, they won't even need to produce any new content... then they can fire all the employees/artists and just have the government forward the collected tax money directly to their shareholders's bank accounts...
Luftwaffe (Score:1, Funny)
"Soon, all of ze music will be under Nazi control, and you Allies will be powerless to stop us!"
Stupid execs.. (Score:2, Funny)
the only way to copy protect a CD would be to make it unreadable. Or not to publish it.
For some bands, the last option would be welcome.
hehe, those crazy Germans say the darndest things! (Score:3, Funny)
Irony (Score:2, Funny)
I bought a blank CD-R.
doh!
Baloney (Score:2, Funny)