Ask William Shatner 1097
At long last William Shatner has volunteered himself to be strapped into the Slashdot Interviewee Victim Chair. You know the gig: Post your questions for the man, the moderators do their thing, and in a week or so we post the answers. So here's your chance to ask questions to the star of Iron Chef USA, Miss Congeniality and TJ Hooker!
MY ...GOD....MAN!!!!! (Score:2, Funny)
Speech (Score:3, Funny)
Settle it once and for all! (Score:5, Funny)
Do you think you take Patrick Stewart in a fight? =)
question (Score:1, Funny)
What if... (Score:5, Funny)
How do you feel... (Score:5, Funny)
Gotta ask (Score:4, Funny)
Do they let you use... (Score:3, Funny)
Prediction - all questions will be modded +5 funny (Score:3, Funny)
What happened to all those tribbles?? (Score:4, Funny)
Enterprise IT policy (Score:4, Funny)
Was he a doctor . . . (Score:1, Funny)
Getting a life... (Score:5, Funny)
What ST captain would look best (Score:5, Funny)
Kirk
Pickard
Sisco
Janeway
Archer
The new-guy-in-the-red-shirt formula (Score:4, Funny)
Was it one of you guys or was it a writer? If so, which writer/writers was it?
Music Career (Score:4, Funny)
(Anyone ever heard him sing Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds?)
Priceline (Score:2, Funny)
Mr. Shatner.. (Score:4, Funny)
..how was the green chick?
William Shatner ... (Score:3, Funny)
The Hair (Score:1, Funny)
SNL skit (Score:4, Funny)
It took several years of therapy to get over those horrible comments.
Times change (Score:4, Funny)
Do you ever look back on your show with regard to how your character treated women and find it offensive? Kirk boinked anything with 2 legs and a pretty face, often pursuing them in a cave man-like fashion.
And if you didn't find it offensive, do you think you're cursed to have been born way too early and not had your chance to lay the kirk-mack down on 7 of 9? Hell, cursed my ass, God singled you out for that heinous joke.
Mr. Shatner.. (Score:2, Funny)
..is it true you were found performing a "Richard Gere" with a tribble during the filming of Trouble with the Tribbles
Thank you.
Did you ever feel that Star Trek had destroyed you (Score:2, Funny)
Got a Song for Us?Please! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? (Score:5, Funny)
-1 : Troll
-S
What is the purpose... (Score:3, Funny)
Mr. Shatner... (Score:2, Funny)
But seriously, though... (Score:5, Funny)
Stupid moron! (Score:3, Funny)
That's like saying Superman can beat up Jesus! It's a total non-sequiter.
Re:Twilight Zone Re-Run??? (Score:1, Funny)
Another of my favorite Twilight Zone episodes also stars Shatner. It has to do with a little fortune machine at a diner. Entertaining.
Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? (Score:2, Funny)
Huh? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:What is the purpose... (Score:3, Funny)
Bummer.
Anne Robinson (Score:4, Funny)
Remember when you were elected weakest link by the rest of the Star Trek cast, and you put the moves on Anne Robinson? On the fineness scale of 1-10 where 1 is fine and 10 is supah-fine, where would you rate her?
Re:Getting a life... (Score:5, Funny)
A wizard did it.
Re:And a follow-up, Mr. Shatner ... (Score:2, Funny)
was she green
It's a well known fact that all women are pink on the inside. I saw that on Nova a few weeks ago.. or maybe it was in Hustler magazine.. whatever..
Re:Two questions... (Score:5, Funny)
What was your personal favorite episode of the Original Star Trek series and why?
Oh, please. He's probably been asked this question a billion times. He'll probably give you some bullsh*t answer just because he's sick of it.
How about: What was your favourite T.J. Hooker episode, and why?
(Yes... this is a joke.)
Re:What ST captain would look best (Score:1, Funny)
Ok, so not a captain, but come on, 7 of 9 barechested, do we really care if she's a captain?
Is it a wig? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Enterprise IT policy (Score:1, Funny)
And you have the nerve to post on Slashdot?
Re:What ST captain would look best (Score:3, Funny)
proof for any disbelievers [maximonline.com]
Seriously...are we cool? (Score:5, Funny)
Are we cool, or what? I mean, I always thought you didn't like me, but I had a good time with you at Weakest Link watching the World Series.
So are we cool, or was that just pre-game strategy?
Wil
Enterprise computers (Score:2, Funny)
I figured the real reason the M-5 went nuts in "The Ultimate Computer" wasn't because of Dr. Richard Deystrom's psycho engrams, but because Microsoft has a habit of engineering incompatibilities with competitor's products. Also, Spock must have known when he asked the computer to calculate the absolute value of PI in "Wolf in the Fold" that only a Microsoft OS could be crippled by a runaway process like that.
Google search on shatner & wheaton (Score:3, Funny)
If you search for "william shatner" "wil wheaton" in google, the first hit is ... indeed the WWDN T-shirt!
Can Wil send CmdrTaco a T-shirt so he can pass it on to Shatner during the interview?
Re:Enterprise IT policy (Score:2, Funny)
Oh... you meant rooting *for*... I'd say the Q Continuum!
Re:Honestly, what do you think? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Transformed Man wasn't supposed to be "musi (Score:2, Funny)
No contest. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Honestly, what do you think? (Score:5, Funny)
Would William Shatner appreciate a signed T-shirt from Wil Wheaton?
Would Wil Wheaton appreciate a signed T-shirt from William Shatner?
And if they were on Celebrety Boxing - who would win?
This is what I think about when I'm home alone and the TV is broken.
Blue chicks? (Score:2, Funny)
Are blue skinned chicks pink inside?
Re:Enterprise IT policy (Score:3, Funny)
Given how easy it is to take total control of the ship (at least in the following series, I haven't seen most of TOS) from any terminal I would say that it's pretty safe to say that they are using an MS derived system.
Re:Computer Simulations of You (Score:2, Funny)
There's more (Score:5, Funny)
Shatner gets off an airplane and comments how he thought he saw something outside on the wing. Lithgow says Yeah, the same thing happened to him.
For that and much more, it was all around one of the best 3rd Rock episodes.
Priceline.com (Score:5, Funny)
Or do you no longer fly due to the whole "There's something out on the wing!!" thing?
LOL! (Score:3, Funny)
This is just too funny.
Re:Seriously...are we cool? (Score:2, Funny)
Are we cool? I mean, I always thought you didn't know me from Adam, but I always enjoy your postings on /.
So are we cool? Or are ya just drumming up publicity for the next show?
-- Every Slashdotter Here
Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Free Enterprise (Score:3, Funny)
Aargh!
Free Enterprise [amazon.com] was farking AWESOME! Remember, it came out around the same time as Galaxy Quest, so it didn't get nearly the attention that it deserved, but I've always considered it Galaxy Quest's "Evil Twin." It actually had Shatner AS Shatner, doing a much better job at skewering himself than Tim Fucking Allen.
(If I live to be a thousand and have extensive electroshock therapy, it won't be enough to get "the Artist Formerly Known As Shatner" - as he was credited along with The Rated R - RAPPING Mark Anthony's funeral oration out of my head! "Here, under leave of Brutus and the rest -- For Brutus is an honorable man, So are they all, all honorable men ")
It was at once "pee yourself funny", and (if you're a big honking Star Trek geek like me) kinda painful to watch. This movie is for you if you get the reference:
"Coming Soon: The Artist Formerly Known as Shatner in "William Shatner vs. the World Crime League""
Re:Speech (Score:3, Funny)
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing at the way you phrased that.
Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Speech (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Computer Simulations of You (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Trekkies (Score:2, Funny)
At the same time ask him if he can have it completely rewritten and redone with a new director. That *might* actually improve the movie.
G.
star trek love... (Score:2, Funny)
what is sex in space like? (Score:4, Funny)
This is an atrocity! (Score:3, Funny)
Ps. The preceding mesage is just a joke.
Re:What happened to all those tribbles?? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How do you feel... (Score:2, Funny)
Acording to her, I was really only an hours worth of pain medication from being named Spock.
A question about Rescue 911 (Score:4, Funny)
Oh......My........God (Score:1, Funny)
About Chekhov (Score:2, Funny)
This has bugged me ever since STII: Wrath of Kahn came out. When Chekhov and his CO are surveying that planet for suitability for the Genesis trial, and they come across the shuttle craft, Chekhov realizes who the thing belongs to and tries to hurry the hell out. Unfortunately, they end up running into the arms of Kahn and his merry crew of castaways. Kahn fails to recognize Chekhov's CO, but he recognizes Chekhov. How can this be? In the episode "Space Seed" in which the Enterprise encounters Kahn and his gang of genetically engineered supermen (and women), Chekhov had not yet joined the crew of the Enterprise. Why couldn't the producers and director of STII take this glaring bit of reality into account???
Oh, wait....(sheepish grin)
Yeah, maybe I should get a life, huh?
Re:How sad would you rate Trekkie fans ? (Score:2, Funny)
-1 : Troll
Wouldn't it be:
Minus!
Star Trek vs. Star Wars (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Trekkies (Score:3, Funny)
What is the scariest experience you have ever had with one of your adoring fans?
Not counting some of these questions...
Re:Speech (Score:3, Funny)
Fi-re - Pho-ton - tor - pe -dos.
Be-lay - that - or-der!
and so on.
Hoo boy was I grateful when they finally got to . .
Pho -ton - tor-pe-dos - - a - WAYYYY!
My god. It's been twenty-two years and I'm *still* annoyed.
Rustin
Speaking of Free Enterprise... (Score:2, Funny)
* How.. did you decide... on... your enunciative style? Was it... like a flash of light, suddenly you knew... that Kirk... did not know... how to enunciate? Or were you... coached? Did it seem... innovative? Do you feel... trapped, unable to break through... to become free... from your type-casting.
* When are you going to finish that one-man production of Julius Caesar?