Tivo 2 Features On the Horizon 310
Lemuel writes "Tivo has finally pre-announced its music and photo pictures for the Tivo 2. Users will be able to play MP3s and view photos that come from their computer. It will also be possible to program the Tivo via a web site. An official announcement is due in January. There will be revenue associated with these items. Only the remote programming sounds interesting to me, but I'm glad for anything that would keep Tivo afloat."
Unfortunately (Score:5, Funny)
Revenue? (Score:2, Funny)
You mean fees?
programming the tivo (Score:5, Funny)
if ( (strcmp(sexuality,"I'm not gay goddamnit")) == 0 ) {
recommendGayPorn();
fputs("Sorry, Dave, we think you're gay", stdout);
} else {
recommendGayPorn();
return 1;
}
Don't buy this (Score:3, Funny)
Back to wearing my tin foil jump suit
what's a pre-announcement? (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Now, when they say website... (Score:3, Funny)
Innovative (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Meanwhile (Score:1, Funny)
Welcome to Slashdot. We use linux here. Nobody cares about "niceness", or "ease-of-use", or "simplicity", or any of that shit here. In fact, we hate it. Well, except for those Mac loonies over in apple.slashdot.org, but they use Macs, so their opinion doesn't count anyways.
</sarcasm>
Re:Unfortunately (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Pre-announcing the pre-boarding (Score:2, Funny)
"Anyway, it's part of this boarding process, they say, "We would like to pre-board." Well, what exactly is that anyway? What does it mean to pre-board? To get on before you get on?
That's another complaint of mine. Too much use of this prefix "pre". It's all over the language now. Pre-this, pre-that. "Place the turkey in a pre-heated oven." It's ridiculous. There are only two states an oven can possibly exist in: heated or unheated. Pre-heated is a meaningless, fucking term.
It's like pre-recorded. "This program was pre-recorded." Well, of course it was pre-recorded. When else are you gonna record it, afterwards? That's the whole purpose of recording, to do it beforehand. Otherwise it doesn't really work, does it!
Pre-existing, pre-planning, pre-screening. You know what I tell these people? Pre-suck my genital situation! And they seem to understand what I'm talking about. "
-Alias
Re:Tracking viewing habits (Score:5, Funny)
What cable company might that be? I have visions of an extremely short-term, but intensely fun-filled tech-support job.
"Who Wants to Be a Millionare? Oh, no you don't Mrs. McDonald, the Flyers are playing!"
"Young and the Restless? Looks like somebody's about to say something shocking... oops, finger slipped."
"Oooh. You sure switched from that porn to the Home and Garden Channel pretty fast. Maybe we oughta just switch that back..."
Wonder how long it'll take before they decide I'm a terrorist...