Junkyard Wars Wants You! 377
Dan Messinger writes "Bring On The Junk! Junkyard Wars is looking for new contestants to compete on the 2003 series. Teams of contestants are given ten hours to build a machine to solve a specific challenge using parts they salvage from a junkyard. In contrast to previous seasons, this year we are looking for individual applicants who are skilled at putting together sophisticated machinery and not afraid of getting their hands dirty. Successful candidates will possess a strong background in engineering, fabrication and a good mechanical 'know how.' Junkyard Wars wants applications from people of all ages, races, creeds, colors, sexes, religions, and sexual orientations, as well as people with physical disabilities. We are especially interested in applications from women and/or people of color, as previous crops of contenders have been underrepresented among these groups. Lots of kids watch Junkyard Wars and we want to show them that anyone can grow up to be the world's greatest mechanic or engineer! If you think you match the description or you know of someone who does - please log onto our website and apply: you will find the application forms as well as all of the information that you need regarding applying. Application deadline is February 28, 2003."
PC! (Score:5, Funny)
I've been saying for years that we need more hispanic lesbians building robots on TV. Count me IN!
The best part of that show (Score:4, Funny)
Translation: (Score:3, Funny)
Great show but wrong place to solicit (Score:5, Funny)
Overweight all-talk do-nothing airchair warriors.
If you had some sort of porn watching or complaining challenge - then this would be the place.
You're posting this on the wrong site... (Score:4, Funny)
But HW is probably a little too "RL" for the
Now, if it were **LEGO** wars, or involved building video game consoles out of discarded kitchen appliances we could talk.
Great show though. Engineering r0X0rz!
i wanna see the slashdot squad... (Score:5, Funny)
Contradiction (Score:2, Funny)
"...as well as people with physical disabilities..."
What about people with no hands?
This IS slashdot... (Score:5, Funny)
Hands dirty? The poster does realize that this is slashdot, right?
Perhaps he ment to post that they were looking for someone to bitch on the sidelines in the upcoming season...
Wow, just like Mad Max (Score:4, Funny)
Correct me if I'm wrong.. (Score:5, Funny)
Create a gameshow called IT Storage Wars.
Premise: Nerds will be unleashed upon ridiculously aged hardware with a copy of putty.exe, 5 1/5 floppy disc, Linux distribution on a USB-pen, and a wrench to build enterprise-level application servers complete with clustering and a backend database.
I think this could be a winning combination.
Wow (Score:5, Funny)
And yes, I'll be applying. Heh.
Wonder if they will... (Score:2, Funny)
*Mental Picture*
Ok, guys.. You got 10 hours to build a PC that will run Quake2 in 60 FPS or more. Good luck !
Not trying ot be mean... (Score:1, Funny)
On an off-tanget note, I wonder if they will have a show like that 100 years from now. "On the next episode in 5D vision Refuse Pile Conflicts (politically corret), our two teams (made up of humnas and robitic celebrities) try to construct a particle accelerator and see which team can extract the most Uranium 238 in an hour to make fuel for a mass driver."
Cathy Rogers and Bobo (Score:2, Funny)
I wonder if Cathy Rogers liked my Junkyard Wars entry tape from a couple of years ago. Bobo hates cans. And sometimes garlic cloves, too. [glowingplate.com]
Re:Wow .. ironic isnt it (Score:1, Funny)
I guess you do need a better back button after all.
Re:Underrepresentation? (Score:3, Funny)
what's an "I work" and how do you wear one?
Why So Few Gay Engineers? (Score:5, Funny)
Those groups are "underrepresented" among engineers!
Yeah, tell me about it. In my engineering classes, out of about 300 students, we only had two gay guys. Two! And they were both in aerospace engineering.
It was really annoying, because anytime I needed fashion advice, I had to walk all the way to the arts buildings on the other end of campus and start asking random people in the hallways.
In my experience, there are only two kinds of people who can drink harder than engineers: mariners and gay people. I think it would be utterly terrifying to meet a gay marine engineer.
Pet Peeve #1 (Score:3, Funny)
please log onto our website
I tried, but I couldn't find the blank for my userid and password. Perhaps your site is broken.
Re:Underrepresentation? (Score:2, Funny)
Jesus, thats one of the dumbest things I've ever typed. *where*, *where*, *where*
I am an idiot.
The beginning of the end (Score:5, Funny)
Will this show suck?
To bad they don't want (Score:4, Funny)
Then they'd have come to the right place.
Re:PC! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Why So Few Gay Engineers? (Score:4, Funny)
Coming soon to TLC ... (Score:3, Funny)
Overclock-Your-Toaster Wars!
Run-Linux-on-(anything) Wars!
Re:Correct me if I'm wrong.. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not trying ot be mean... (Score:1, Funny)
Birds of a feather...
Re:i wanna see the slashdot squad... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Great show but wrong place to solicit (Score:2, Funny)
As a skinny pale all-talk-do-nothing airchair warrior, I am deeply offended! Stereotypes like this are hurtful and counter productive but... hmmm... one more sentance and I might be doing something.
/me crawls back into his seat
Re:PC! (Score:3, Funny)
But hey, I'm a bit kinky...
Junkyard Wars Wants You? (Score:3, Funny)
You want Junkyard Wa....
Never mind.
Re:Why So Few Gay Engineers? (Score:4, Funny)
I nominate Maxwell Hall (Score:3, Funny)
Plywood Guy is an "exercise in the magic power of plywood and drywall screws. He crouches! He stands! He stores potential energy!"
tone
Junkyard wars " M$ Internet Edition" (Score:4, Funny)
Contestants must take code snipets from Real M$ applications and make some thing that REALLY functions and DOES what they planned it to do, and it won't cost a fortune to build, and can be done in a matter of 10 hours.
Nominate the fundie fartbags (Score:2, Funny)
I'm putting together my team.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Sounds like fun (Score:2, Funny)
Re:TV Magic! (Score:2, Funny)
For real. I need my keys. What'd you do with them? This isn't funny anymore...
Re:PC! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Not trying ot be mean... (Score:3, Funny)
There do exist some disabilities which preclude some people from doing some activities. For instance, I am not well suited to bearing children, since I'm male.
Re:Underrepresentation? (Score:2, Funny)
Wearing an Ewok is simple: Fry it with a laser, make clothes of the fur.
Re:How about "Software Junkyard Wars"... (Score:1, Funny)
"An ass out of you and me." (Score:2, Funny)
An Army recruiter, calling to tell my parents my score on the Armed Services Vocational Aptitude Battery test (I took it in high school to get out of class): "Your son has some of the highest scores I've seen. Except....on the 'mechanics' section."
My dad: "What'd he get?"
Recruiter: "A 15. You know, sir, the average 11th grade girl scores a 45."
My dad: "That's higher than I would have thought he'd score."
I am... (Score:3, Funny)