Which Price is Right? 474
slashdotNum2Big2Register writes "An interesting article at fastcompany about how things are being priced nowadays. The only drawback that concerns me is how each item and price can be connected to an individual. Amazon was already found to be doing this with their prices."
Amazon shops for me? (Score:-1, Funny)
So if I purchase a lot of items for my girlfriend, Is Amazon going to think that I'm gay?
Another reason not to use IE (Score:5, Funny)
As if folks needed more reasons to use Mozilla!
Use Mozilla... (Score:4, Funny)
Damn, if that's not a reason to use Mozilla, I don't know what is.
Special Offer!! (Score:2, Funny)
::sniff sniff:: (Score:5, Funny)
Amazon Exec 1: "This customer buys Precious Moments figurines."
Amazon Exec 2: "They must be some middle-aged soccer mom. Charge them double for new releases, and half price for Disney."
Amazon Exec 1: "What about customers who buy How to Make a Million Dollars a Second?
Amazon Exec 2: "Charge double for everything. They'll be able to afford it eventually..."
Journalism ethics (Score:2, Funny)
So he goes and prints it anyways? Can he do that?
Re:Not surprising that no one will talk... (Score:2, Funny)
bool getAwayWithIt(opinion& publicopinion, law& thelaw, gains potential, polititian congresscritter) {
bool permission=false;
while (!PRMess(publicopinion, thelaw, potential) && permission!=true) permission=congresscritter.lobby.addmoney();
if (permission==true) thelaw.setEffect(NULL);
return permission;
}
Re:Amazons pricing (Score:5, Funny)
This can't be true, they don't mention anything about editting in their patent [uspto.gov] on discussing an item.
I can see the future now.... (Score:5, Funny)
If the browser is Lynx, lower prices by 20%, they can't even afford a free-as-in-beer graphical browser!
If the browser is Internet Exploder, blue screen thier PC and charge them a subscription just to access our web site.
Yum, the future of price discrimination!
Actually, this reminds me of a demographics company called Claritas that sells demographics assignment services based on where you live. (Try it for yourself here [claritas.com].)
So now in the future can we expect people to get assigned based on their browsers and OS identification?
Users who run Mozilla on Linux tend to have:
Three or more pets, play video games on a hidden Windows partition they don't talk about and consume Doritos by the truckload.
And at the heart of the system... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fleecing the poor (Score:5, Funny)
Thanks Dude! (Score:2, Funny)
I've been ripped off by Amazon before; anything you ship them by accident, (UPS driver switched the labels by accident between the small package and the big package), mysteriously 'vanish' in Amazon's accounting system so that you can't reclaim or bill for the goods, but the bastards sell the product anyway.
I was tempted to make my next shipment in the form of a pipe. --But I seriously doubted it would kill the bastards who really deserved it. So I'm holding off until I can devise some other method of mayhem which is more pin-point accurate. (And if you're some government spook getting a hard-on: I'm joking, you stupid asshole. I'm not really a plumber.)
-Fantastic Lad
Re:Fleecing the poor (Score:5, Funny)
If you plan to start a IT consulting firm where the techs give lap-dances while configuring your routers, I think you're in the clear.
Re:Airline Pricing..and others (Score:1, Funny)