MPAA, Microsoft Testify Piracy Funds Terrorism 858
GuyMannDude writes "[Yesterday's] Oversight Hearing on "International Copyright Piracy: Links to Organized Crime and Terrorism" featured the MPAA and Microsoft testifying that software and movie DVD counterfeiting is an acute problem, with criminal gangs operating factories in Russia, Malaysia and other countries that have weak copyright laws. They further claim that intellectual property piracy is a vehicle for financing or supporting acts of terror." There's another article about the hearing at Infoworld.
Oh No!!! (Score:2, Funny)
they are getting desparate (Score:5, Funny)
Sure it funds terrorism (Score:5, Funny)
Bullshit ... or Not? (Score:-1, Funny)
No more Britney for me! (Score:4, Funny)
FP! (Score:0, Funny)
new PSA (Score:5, Funny)
"I helped kill a cop by downloading Windows from Kazaa."
Another kid: "When I bought a bootleg of Harry Potter, I didn't know I was helping millions of terrorists"
If you run Windows... (Score:2, Funny)
It's worse than you think (Score:0, Funny)
Loophole (Score:4, Funny)
The bandwagon's looking a little rickety... (Score:3, Funny)
News Flash: (Score:5, Funny)
Breathing supports terrorism. Scientists have just discovered that if you breath oxygen, you are in fact taking away necessary, life giving resources, namely oxygen from those who fight the terrorists.
The public is now being asked to refrain from breathing so that the counter-terrorists do not run out of oxygen (although is was also recommended that if you are around any terrorist you should try to use as much oxygen as possible, because we believe that terrorists also use oxygen to live).
Re:Oh No!!! (Score:5, Funny)
If you can download it for free, that would undercut the piracy market which is funding terrorist.
Put your wares online for America!
Wait! (Score:1, Funny)
Commerce funds terrorism!
Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
Come on people, we need to start whipping out these unfounded defacements quicker!
We've already renamed 'French fries' in the capital, but that may not be enough, we actually have to stand up in a court of Bush^H^H^H^Law and accuse anyone that still refers to them as 'French' as being a TERRORIST!
Ha! That'll teach them! Now I must go formulate my plan to charge all McDonalds franchises as terrorist havens thanks to their newly proposed WiFi!
-VolVE
no no, it funds tourism (Score:5, Funny)
Simple solution (Score:5, Funny)
Seems like a good solution for everyone. Microsoft and the MPAA, I implore you to end terrorism! Only you can do it!
supporting terrorism (Score:5, Funny)
Funny (5) (Score:0, Funny)
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
Re:Sheesh... (Score:1, Funny)
Why not jump on the what-you're-doing-is-funding-terrorists bandwagon? Whenever someone wants to stop something - anything - that THEY don't like, they'll attribute it to funding terrorists.
Watch out! That joint you're smoking is funding that bomb!Re:supporting terrorism? (Score:2, Funny)
Microsoft: What horrors would you like to deal with today?
This just in... (Score:2, Funny)
More at 4:20.
Oh My GAWD!!! (Score:0, Funny)
Wait . . . driving a car funds terrorism . .
Where can we go from there . .
So speeding and using too much fuel which funds terrorists is a terrorist act.
waahahahahaha
hmmm (Score:2, Funny)
Some group in Russia is stealing software/DVDs and selling them for profit, that money is going to terrorist groups (supposedly). Is this my fault? Not really. I've never paid money for pirated software, so I know I'm not supporting anyone.
It looks to me like MICROSOFT is the culprit. They're the ones putting software out there to be pirated. The MPAA is releasing DVDs that are getting pirated. Funny, I've never heard of anyone making money pirating linux CDs.
So, listen to Microsoft. Stop supporting piracy. Support open source.
Re:Sure it funds terrorism (Score:2, Funny)
Oh Great .... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:they are getting desparate (Score:5, Funny)
After all, anybody who preaches free health care must be "un-American." (Lately I've been thinking being unAmerican isn't all bad...)
This just in... Leaving the house is hazardous (Score:1, Funny)
The way they are going (M$ and the MPAA that is), you will not be able to leave your house without doing something wrong.
Re:Microsoft funds terrorism.... (Score:4, Funny)
BSA (Score:3, Funny)
Simple Solution (Score:2, Funny)
Come on, Bill. Do your part.
Re:Sure it funds terrorism (Score:2, Funny)
Bad Day (Score:5, Funny)
Re:new PSA (Score:5, Funny)
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Younger businessman: So I'm supposed to believe that pirating software funds terrorism?
Older businessman: That's right.
Younger businessman: Why's that?
OB: Because it's true.
YB: Because it's true?
OB: Because it's true.
YB: Hm... so it's true.
The Problem (Score:4, Funny)
All children will be confiscated and raised in state-run facilities in a standard ISO Certified Environment. Care takers will work in pairs and those pairs rotated on a regular basis. Any hint of subversion (IE: Mentioning any form of religion, attempting to molest or otherwise mishandle the children, etc) will be reported and punished appropriately. Secret police agents will be rotated into the caretaker list from time to time to insure that caretakers are reporting suspecious behavior on the part of their co-workers. Any form of religion will not be mentioned and critical thinking skill development will be encouraged.
Forcing the interbreeding of the diverse races will also be a long term goal of the regime. At some point the state would probably find it necessary to require citizens to breed across racial lines, until everyone is a single ISO Certified color of Tan. Personally I think this is the only way to resolve the Israel/Palestinian problem too, but I have yet to find a way to a position to force the issue in those populations.
The only logical conclusion... (Score:5, Funny)
/. does too! (Score:3, Funny)
kinda makes you wonder (Score:3, Funny)
This could become something bigger (Score:2, Funny)
How many degrees apart is any random object X, or innocuous activity Y from terrorism?
Re:they are getting desparate (Score:5, Funny)
MASTURBATION PROVIDES AID TO TERRORISTS
Re:new PSA (Score:3, Funny)
The Gummi Bears Go To Washington (Score:5, Funny)
Re:they are getting desparate (Score:5, Funny)
The munchies stimulate the economy -- particularly in the service sector which, with the corps shipping all manufacturing off to overseas sweatshops, is exctly what puts money in the pockets of real Americans!
Re:they are getting desparate (Score:2, Funny)
Marijuana increases typographical errors.
Re:Wrong movie (Score:1, Funny)
Re:I love todays propaganda, it's so transparent (Score:3, Funny)
Maybe we should push file-sharing as a road to a solid career in organized crime.
I wonder how long until...? (Score:4, Funny)
On a lighter note, wouldn't it be wonderful if we could convince Dubya that spam funds terrorism? That'll be just about the only way to get his government to tackle that issue and I'm willing to bet that here's a more than a hint of truth to it too.
Re:they are getting desparate (Score:2, Funny)
> my favorite is that Marijuana use funds terrorism.
Well, apparently it scares the heebie-jeebies out of John Ashcroft, and terrorism is about instilling fear...
So does a bare breasted female statue... what's next? Enjoying the nude female will be an act of terrorism? Sheesh. What ever happened to seperation of church and state? Oh yeah... it was all a myth to begin with. Silly me... what was I thinking?
- Twilight1
This is true. Here's proof. (Score:5, Funny)
In the early 1980s, I tried a similar tactic with my parents. I was hooked on video games, and attempted to explain that if I didn't get an Atari 2600, they'd be funding terrorism.
I also explained the lack of quarters for the Aladdin's Castle in the mall was probably funding terrorism. When I wanted a TRS-80 Model I Level II computer and my parents refused, I urged them to rethink their stance. "Not buying the computer probably means you're funding terrorism."
My dad looked at me, told me to go to my room and not come out for a while. From behind my bedroom door, I yelled out that by grounding me, they were supporting the Soviets in Afghanistan. By not purchasing the Mattel 'Big Trak' remote control car I coveted, they were essentially supporting the Argentinians in the Falkland Island dispute. But they held firm.
When, many years later, my parents refused to fund the purchase of my first automoble (a little Buick Opel), I wondered whether or not their recalcitrance wasn't actually helping Manuel Noreiga in Panama. I explained that by refusing to do what I asked was probably assisting rogue regimes across the globe.
And now, take a look around. The North Koreans are threatening to rain missiles down on America's cities. Sadaam Hussein is sitting in his bunker with some sweet tea, watching Tony Blair struggle for his political life. General Idi Amin Dada is still exiled in Saudi Arabia, but I'm betting he's got a funding pipeline that comes directly from all those times my parents refused to give me five dollar bills so that I could go to Aladdin's Castle and get the five extra tokens when you stuck a five dollar bill in the cash machine.
The rise of rogue regimes is the direct results of doing things I didn't want done. Microsoft is absolutely right.
Re:Oh No!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Heh funny as that comment is, there's a good point to be made here. The MPAA should not call online trading piracy if they're going to associate it with terrorism that way.
Or should we just sling it right back at them?
"The MPAA funds terrorism by making movies available."
Here's the catch... (Score:5, Funny)
The black market in software and pirated DVDs only exists because there is a profit to be made by selling those pirated items.
If you make it possible to obtain those items without paying for them (i.e. P2P networks), then there's no profit to be made by selling individual discs!
Thus: Napster, Kazaa, and Gnutella are fighting the war on terror!
Re:Take it one step further... (Score:3, Funny)
Just ban Microsoft, since it supplies the software being pirated.
WWJD (Score:2, Funny)
I think we all know the answer to that question...
Blink-182, of course!
Re:And do you know why? (Score:3, Funny)
You could give it to your cat and it'd love you forever. Always a silver lining