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from the legal-web-slinging dept.
An anonymous reader writes "It now looks like Marvel has a dispute with
Sony over Spiderman. This short
report tells how Sony is trying to take over Spiderman. First we saw the
dispute between Marvel and Stan Lee, and now this."
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Even better. In the next issues, it comes out that Spiderman is a pedophile!! Sony would drop that faster than a hot potato. Then Stan Lee spins the plot (after Sony went away) so that it was all some evil plot to frame Spiderman. Everything's right in the world again.
should be "LawyerMan". Armed with the Pen of Destruction and the Briefcase of Neverending Legal Briefs, he wages war in the shadowy world of corporate dealings.
And he never loses. Well, maybe he loses every so often to make things interesting, but he always wins on appeal;-)
MARVEL accuses SONY of literally kidnapping Spidey.
SONY literally kidnapped Spiderman? What, a bunch of Sony exectuves have Spidey chained up in the basement of their corporate HQ? This sounds like a good plot for the next comic book... sure, Spidey can defeat the Green Goblin, but does he stand a chance against capitalism run amok?
Exactly! After making my initial post, I realized that Spiderman coming out of the closet wouldn't be all that shocking to begin with...I'm sure after watching the movie most people could have assumed that.
Why does *every* superhero have to wear skin-tight suits? Decreased wind resistent *can't* be the only reason...
Actually, there are gay superheroes already. Like Ben Affleck as Daredevil, for example! I don't believe that J-Lo thing for a second. It just screams "publicity stunt".
" Stan lee just has to "discover" a couple of "unpublished" comic strips that involve Spiderman being gay and dying in some way. Sony and Marvel won't touch spiderman w/ a ten foot pole after that! The creative power is still in Lee's hands...he just needs to make use of it! Sony and Marvel will give up their claims...and Lee will get royalties galore! Easy solution."
and then after Sony forgets about Spider-Man, we'll find out that he really got aids from the spider, not the rumored gay boyfriend.
HEY! I thought Sony was on the verge of destruction thanks to the 47 billion dollars worth of illegal file trading my 11 year old engaged in last week! Now that I know it's just Spiderman I feel much better.
SONY literally kidnapped Spiderman? What, a bunch of Sony exectuves have Spidey chained up in the basement of their corporate HQ? This sounds like a good plot for the next comic book... sure, Spidey can defeat the Green Goblin, but does he stand a chance against capitalism run amok?
I think he was speaking figuratively when he said Sony literally kidnapped Spiderman.
<PendanticMode>
It's "Spider-man", not "Spiderman".
There's a hyphen in the name.
If you're going to fight over $millions, at
least get the name right.
</PendanticMode>
Sony? (Score:2, Funny)
Sony vs Marvel (Score:5, Funny)
Sony's next big console game....
Hmm (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Easy way out (Score:5, Funny)
The only way to resolve this... (Score:1, Funny)
Marvel's next superhero (Score:5, Funny)
And he never loses. Well, maybe he loses every so often to make things interesting, but he always wins on appeal ;-)
Literally kidnapped? (Score:5, Funny)
MARVEL accuses SONY of literally kidnapping Spidey.
SONY literally kidnapped Spiderman? What, a bunch of Sony exectuves have Spidey chained up in the basement of their corporate HQ? This sounds like a good plot for the next comic book... sure, Spidey can defeat the Green Goblin, but does he stand a chance against capitalism run amok?
Re:Easy way out (Score:3, Funny)
Why does *every* superhero have to wear skin-tight suits? Decreased wind resistent *can't* be the only reason...
Lots of accusations but no proof. (Score:5, Funny)
This sounds familiar.. (Score:2, Funny)
"It was mine first, give it back!"
"Nuh uh, you gave it to me!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Did too!"
With great power... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The only way to resolve this... (Score:1, Funny)
But how do we fill all the time until she stops laughing?
Re:Easy way out (Score:2, Funny)
This had interesting parallels (Score:5, Funny)
Mr.Lee is very obviously Xerox.
I strongly object (Score:5, Funny)
Drudge has worked very hard to ensure that everything he reports is a great big load, and your comments cast aspersions on his efforts.
Shame. SHAME!
Skin-tight? It's fairly obvious (Score:3, Funny)
In some cases, literally.
Re:Easy way out (Score:1, Funny)
and then after Sony forgets about Spider-Man, we'll find out that he really got aids from the spider, not the rumored gay boyfriend.
Re:Marvel's next superhero (Score:2, Funny)
Marvel to employ Iraqi Information Manager ... (Score:5, Funny)
"Those infidels at Sony don't even have the rights to the character at all. If they think they do, it's all in their minds"
"I feel safe from Sony, so should you"
"They are going to surrender or burn inside their little rice burners"
"Sony has never made a Spiderman film! This I tell you!"
"We will welcome them, with lawyers and taunts!"
"they are nowhere near completion on the sequel
Losing Money Over Spiderman?!?!? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh yeah... (Score:3, Funny)
... As opposed to Slashdot, which gets all of the stories right.
Re:Literally kidnapped? (Score:3, Funny)
I think he was speaking figuratively when he said Sony literally kidnapped Spiderman.
Re:Easy way out (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Marvel's next superhero (Score:1, Funny)
The New Adventures of LawyerMan [selectiveattention.com]
(Originally published in UVA's "Cavalier Daily," 1999)
Iced Ink Comics [selectiveattention.com]
Spider-man, not Spiderman. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I remember the day... (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmmm...... (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Literally kidnapped? (Score:2, Funny)
Or is that taking 'literally' too literally.
Fry