Childhood Memories Ruined by the Internet? 299
An anonymous reader writes "Remember that favorite cartoon you used to get up early every saturday morning to watch? Then remember how that part of your childhood died when you stumbled on that dirty piece of fanart based on it? Codehappy has launched a new site for you. Broken Memories is a website devoted to all the childhoods destroyed by internet fandom. Take a look at some of their discoveries, some of these things are just plain wrong."
Superfriends, anyone? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:2)
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:5, Informative)
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:2)
Oh, Toys R Us is selling the Green Machine again. It's even better than before.
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:2)
Hey, just because you love living in a homophobic world doesn't mean that the rest of us do.
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:2)
I recently got to see avi's of some of the episodes. I was shocked to see that all these 'great' stories couldn't stand the test of time. Hell, they couldn't make it past 1985 IMHO.
I thought it would have been nostalgic and fun to relive that show. Instead it was a dissapointing experience.
When this site gets un-slas
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:2, Informative)
The SNL skit did it for me (Score:5, Funny)
The sketch that did it for me was the SNL bit where James Bond finds out he's got every STD known to man, and hundreds of new ones, hereafter classified as Jamesbond001, JamesBond002, etc.
He's calling all the people he's ever slept with, and at one point, he calls up stately Wayne Manor.
"Hello, is Batman in? Excellent, could you put him on? No, no, stay on the line Robin, this concerns you too."
Re:Superfriends, anyone? (Score:3, Funny)
Wrong. (Score:5, Funny)
I'm going to go curl up in the corner in a fetal position and cry.
Uhm. (Score:4, Interesting)
If you were hit that badly by seeing fan-art, I wonder how you'd react to hearing actual audio outtakes [claws-and-paws.com] from the Thundercats show. The fact is, while the cartoon itself may be pure, the people behind it are only human.
Maybe the fact that I grew up watching Warner Bros cartoons, which threw in all sorts of hidden adult humor [sundayfunniesllc.com], helped cushion me from this sort of shock. I dunno.
Re:Uhm. (Score:2)
Err... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Err... (Score:2, Funny)
*duck*
Re:Err... (Score:3, Funny)
broken memories :( (Score:5, Funny)
it was a internet filled with nice people.
You were lucky to get an email an hour, news sites weren't filled with dupes, and first-post trolls were unheard of.
the world has changed
-r
Re:broken memories :( (Score:5, Funny)
Re:broken memories :( (Score:2)
In fact, when the first slashdot-like sites did spring up, I remember not liking them because conferencing belongs (that should be 'belonged', I suppose... sigh) on usenet.
broken memories (Score:5, Funny)
umm....google? (Score:2, Insightful)
Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:5, Insightful)
Most of my "childhood memories" were ruined simply by me growing up and seeing those cartoons again on cable re-runs.
The crass corporate sponsored half-hour toy commercials that were the cartoons of my youth look completely different in my eyes today.
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:2)
Perhaps the world's desire for bad movies is programmed at an early age.
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:3, Interesting)
Read the books. Even as an adult they are still some of the most interestingly bizarre and often creepy stories I've got. Weird stuff.
TWW
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:2, Insightful)
But to tell you the truth, I think the site as it is now is more interesting. It is amazing what some people consider erotic. And I am not judging. I am not in a position to judge others for their sexual behavior.
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:2)
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:3, Insightful)
funny; i call that "the voltron effect". i know far too many people who were voltron fans in their youth, only to have their pleasant memories of giant humanoid robots formed from smaller robotic lions shattered by actually seeing it again.
i wish i could see "jayce and the wheeled warriors" again, just to determine if that show also induces the voltron effect. unfortunately, i've only met a hand full of people that even remember it.
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:3, Insightful)
What no one's mentioned so far is how a company's actions off the screen ruined feelings towards their cartoons. I w
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:2)
I guess some people never grow up.
Re:Ruined by maturity, not mature content . . . (Score:3, Insightful)
-prator
Censoring 'toons (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:5, Funny)
Now personally I think that's WAY more disturbing than the original cartoon.
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:4, Interesting)
gallery curator started cutting out the parts of their collections of which they didn't approve.
It used to be only the parochial philistine who pasted fig leaves on statues.
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:5, Insightful)
I personally will never get the image of bugs bunny in black face hawking war bonds. "Any bonds today, gonna buy your share of freedom?" Explosions may be one thing but watching your childhood memories as government sponsored bigots is almost as bad as that "fan art".
Haven't seen the infamous one where bugs is shooting the Japanese, there are probably only about a dozen copies of that one left in the world, but it's supposedly considerably worse.
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:3, Insightful)
besides than that, censoring them partially is even worse, it's denying what the world was like when it was created.
the donald duck ww2 clip was quite good imho too.
'great is the man who can consider an idea without first accepting
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:2)
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:3, Insightful)
More subtle?
Check out some of the anti-Afghani and anti-Iraqi flash on Newgrounds. Watch the South Park episode where Cartman hunts down Osama. Watch any 5 minutes of SNL since 10/2001.
Nothing "subtle" about it. We still have the EXACT same xenophobic (I won't call it "racist", since racism only provides the material, not the cause) tendancies we did in WW-II. Not even toned down. The only difference? Japan and Ge
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:2, Interesting)
I was pissed.
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:5, Interesting)
Sadly, they remove some really funny parts from the episodes. Or, they remove something from a scene that doesn't appear to be important, but makes a certain joke "work" better if it's there.
Ugh, I love that show too much.
Re:Censoring 'toons (Score:4, Interesting)
Now, for those who don't know. Fist of the North Star is an Anime show in which when ANYBODY is hit by any punch kick or so forth, they have huge gaping holes appear in them and they start spouting out HUGE quantities of blood.
I mean it just starts shooting out, rivers of it. The blood doesn't really add to the story, (what there is of one), nor does it add to the "realism" of battle. In fact all the blood does is make it quite apparent that all the blood is there just so that the TV show can have, err, well, a lot of blood in it.
It actually gets to be quite humorous after awhile.
Huh? I found it to be an improvement. (Score:4, Funny)
Dysfunctional Family Circus (Score:2, Interesting)
The DFC (when it was around) definitely warped some of my own childhood memories. The fact that they used the original cartoons and user-created captions made it all the more disturbing. But I don't remember laughing harder than I did whenever I read them. Somehow I think the parody generated even more interest in Bil Keane's daily strip.
What they did to Calvin and Hobbes was just wrong. That and Garfield were the two I grew up with, and I deign to see what the latter looks like. Besides, Suzie did
Why are little kids on the net looking at porn? (Score:2, Flamebait)
Re:Why are little kids on the net looking at porn? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Why are little kids on the net looking at porn? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:Why are little kids on the net looking at porn? (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:Why are little kids on the net looking at porn? (Score:2)
Because they are useless. Even at their best, they don't block enough, and at their worst they overblock. I don't advocate children looking at porn, but it's all my wife and I can do to try and raise our kids in a manner consistent with our values. If that value system hasn't become an ingrained part of their own mindset by the time they are old enough to perhaps want to be looking at porn, then porn filters certainly aren't going to stop
Re:Why are little kids on the net looking at porn? (Score:2)
As if corporate TV crap is sacred anyhow.
What Saturday TV? (Score:2, Interesting)
Re:What Saturday TV? (Score:2, Insightful)
*sigh*
Just made me depress myself.
Not Appropriate for Slashdot... (Score:5, Insightful)
Grow up, anyway. If it can be corrupted by a sexual image, it has, probably a while ago. It's an irrevocable part of life, and not really something that deserves to be made fun of on a site devoted to geeky tech news.
Re:Not Appropriate for Slashdot... (Score:2)
Nice try Shrek, now get back under the bridge and harass some goats.
Re:Not Appropriate for Slashdot... (Score:2, Funny)
I know this, because my 3 year old daughter is watching it at the moment, a welcome relief from Toy Story 2, which she has already watched three times today. She normally manages to limit herself to Shrek only once or twice a day.
No doubt some warped geek will come up with some "fan" "art" based on these two as well. In fact, I fully expect some warped geek to
Re:Not Appropriate for Slashdot... (Score:3, Insightful)
It's a porn site in disguise (Score:4, Insightful)
Mad Hatter
It gets old real fast (Score:2, Insightful)
broken childhood memories? (Score:2, Insightful)
Wah wah wah, whats the point? (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, I understand where people are coming from on this - I, too, have a special place in my heart for the stories I read/watched as a young child - but what would you prefer? Censorship? There's not really a middle ground. You don't like it, don't look at it. Sorry if you got offended but that's your problem.
Now then, this site
You can't defeat the public domain. (Score:3, Insightful)
Anticipation (Score:4, Funny)
Different perspective... (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Different perspective... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'd really like to know where this myth of childhood innocence comes from. None of my friends or acquaintances from school were all that innocent, and I'm talking 6 - 12 years old, not teenagers.
Honestly, I think humans, like any animal, are born "knowing" about sex and those things. It's in the genes, and you don't need to "learn" it from adults or pornography. I mean, how could something so basic to the survival of the species not be instinctual?
Anyway, I remember all the "games" and stuff that we used to play as kids. Heh, I even remember buying a Barbie doll so my G.I. Joe (the full-sized one, not the 2-inch crap they sell today) could have someone to fuck. (No, I don't believe in euphemism or misspelling "dirty words." Life is a cess pool, deal with it. I don't believe in "dirty words" for that matter.)
Yeah, we used to write bawdy tales of the exploits of our favorite cartoon and comic book characters, some with illustrations.
I just wanna know what planet all these "innocent" kids come from.
Re:Different perspective... (Score:3, Interesting)
Its not the end (Score:2)
Where do you want to calculate [webcalc.net] today?
This site will only fuel it (Score:2)
Check this out (Score:2)
Re:Check this out (Score:2)
Wow, what a great idea! (Score:2)
The advantage of being old... (Score:2)
Yet.
k.
Re:The advantage of being old... (Score:2)
"In spite of everything, I still believe that people
are really good at heart." - Anne Frank
To post an on-topic reply to your sig: Anne Frank fanfic [fanfiction.net].
No, some people are really wrong at heart.
Did you see the Ninja Turtles video clip? (Score:3, Funny)
Childhood memories intact! (Score:4, Insightful)
What I don't appreciate, however, is the fact that cartoons I used to view on TV have been severely edited to cut out "objectionable" bits. I guess that's what pisses me off the most. And to make matters worse, is the other crap on TV that's 10 times worse in terms of profanity and violence. As if kids aren't already exposed to this stuff.
Hypocracy lives!
Free Bob! [pcweenies.com]
I don't get this.. (Score:2, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
So which cartoon series does this guy watch then? (Score:2)
Cartoon porn [sakura.ne.jp]
Next week can someone please post a free porn site that deals with real people, with perhaps a few series from playboy, as I really don't get off on this cartoon crap, and the google api blocks porn!
Ruined via various outlets (Score:3, Insightful)
BBS' were pretty good about warehousing that crap too.
Re:Ruined via various outlets (Score:5, Interesting)
If anyone finds the "Ren & Stimpy discover sex and/or drugs" sketches that were floating around Spumco during the production of the show in 1990-92, they will have their childhood memories of that show thoroughly and completely ruined. I have seen these sketches with my own eyes...I know.
My childhood memories... (Score:3, Funny)
For some reason, civlised debat is hard to come by on that particular website.
Even more wrong Cartoon Network & MGM Library (Score:5, Interesting)
Only the ones that don't depict the "character" appearing like a "black sambo" have been left in. All explosions that result in a pig tail with bow dread loche look with big africanus nose and africanus lips have been removed due to political correctness.
This is similar to the editting in my opinion that Steven Speilberg did by replacing guns with bats in the special edition of ET.
The only thing I see wrong with what the article mentioned is that teens sometimes wear these things (porn Flintstones and such) on T Shirts. It's not the webmasters we should be after, it's Spencers and Gadzooks, and Hot Topic for promoting the bastardization of cartoon characters.
What really destroys those happy memories (Score:5, Interesting)
I remember those shows as being super cool. But whenever they get re-aired (say on Cartoon Network) I cannot even watch one episode all the way through. They are tedious and boring, the plots make no sense, the characters are depthless, the animation and the voice acting are crappy. There's no redeeming value to these shows.
The fact that they allowed children of our generation to watch that drivel astounds me. And it makes me wonder at how naive and simple a child I was to think of that as entertainment.
Re:What really destroys those happy memories (Score:2)
You're correct (Score:5, Interesting)
On an aside, my girlfriend's father is an animator (we live in LA). When he was younger he drew for Scooby Doo. I asked him about the whole Fred and Daphne always going off together. And he laughed. He said all the animators drew porno pictures of the Scooby cast getting on it with each other (including Scooby) and past it around the office. He told me most animators do that on all shows except sometimes the cartoons are screwing the producers and all other deadline driving folk.
Re:What really destroys those happy memories (Score:2)
It aired right after Tiny Toons.
Then some dumbass decided to combine the two, and it became Pinky, Elmira, and the Brain. So now instead of Brain trying to take over the world and Pinky bumbling along with him, it's the same thing... but with them having to deal with an annoying as sh*t character who wants to hug them every five seconds. Added nothing to the plot, and took a great deal away from the focus. That was when I stopped watching.
P.S. -- Those three cart
i rather like this stuff (Score:3, Informative)
My childhood was broken by... (Score:2)
College Tuition
No, actually. (Score:2)
Well, no. My sensibilities aren't that fragile. Why, did this happen to you?
I'll never forget... (Score:2)
Batman and Little Old Lady From Pasadena (Score:2)
Heard that 15 years ago and still haven't forgotten it. And it is not a good thing since it really just enhanced the view I already had of Batman and most super-dude-comics. Never read them.
In the big scheme of things... (Score:2)
Star Trek porn? (Score:4, Interesting)
At least there was no Wesley Crusher porn that I can recall... Hey CleverNickName, have you had problems with fan imposter porn being done of you or your charachter?
Re:Star Trek porn? (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, if you call getting a hummer in the turbo lift from Tasha Yar "problems," set your phasers to porn!
Bah (Score:5, Insightful)
People on the internet are inevitably very very very very very wierd.
Rule of the internet #2:
Most of the people who spend a *lot* of time on the internet are sexually frustrated.
Conclusion:
These people are gonna make raunchy jokes about everything they get their hands on.
I don't understand this "Broken Memories" approach. Getting your favorite cartoon spoofed causes you psychological damage? GET A GRIP, DUDE!
On second thought (Score:2)
Even so, shame on these derivitive makers.
Ahhh, broken memories, I hardly knew them. (Score:2)
Except at the turn of the 70s/80s, with the first home computers. Loading. Very. Low. Resolution. Games. From. Analog. Tape. Cassettes. You thought CD loading times were bad? Try sitting around while "Loading..." is displayed on your TV for an hour.
Oh, and if you've dealt with furries, you'll find much of your favorite funny an
Oh come ON. (Score:3, Insightful)
The only thing that ruins our 'childhood memories' is knowing better now
Ruined by fandom, restored by the Internet (Score:4, Interesting)
Strangely, the Internet [wilwheaton.net] was instrumental in restoring [wilwheaton.net] much of the joy that went with those years.
Re:Stopped watching (Score:2)
You whippersnapper!! Get off my lawn!!
My all time favorite cartoon when I was a kid (*way* back in the 80s) was Doraemon.
The internet didn't ruin it, but when I downloaded a chapter "to relive old days" I found it so dumb I couldn't help but wonder wether Barney would have been my favorite had it been available back then.
Re:Stopped watching (Score:2)
Lots of japanese comics over here back then with slightly adjusted names: Saint Seyia (don't remember the year) was "Zodiac Knights", Captain Tsubasa (still playing) was "Super Champions". Dragonball was, well, Dragonball, but before "Z" Goku's name was translated as "Zero"... don't know why.
Mazinger was *huge
Re:I blame... (Score:3, Interesting)
Not to mention the out-of-ideas makers of every cartoon today. Why is there a "kids" version of cartoon classics that pretty much recycles the old plots?
There's Tom and Jerry Kids, Flinstones Kids, A Pup named Scooby, Tiny Toons and so on. They are far too cute and unfunny.
I positively adored Tom and Jerry. The original version. Then the producers decided that it was too violent and watered it down to hell. For an excelent article on T&