The Perfect Formula For Box Office Success 397
Julez writes "According to icLiverpool, the formula for creating the "perfect" film has been discovered by a UK academic. The research will be used to assess the potential success of possible film sponsorship deals.
Apparently, the perfect feature must have: action 30pc, comedy 17pc, good v evil 13pc, love/sex/romance 12pc, special effects 10pc, plot 10pc and music 8pc
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shows what i know (Score:5, Funny)
How about 100% porn? (Score:5, Funny)
Good grief! (Score:5, Funny)
Gee, I guess that means the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy is a tremendous flop, doomed to failure; it's got the whole thing backwards!
Just in the perfect Slashdot Artical. (Score:5, Funny)
38% Windows bash.
22% Linux worship.
16% Katz bash.
13% OS penis messuring.
8% punctuation correction.
2% spelling correction.
1% comedy.
1% math correction.
1% sig.
Don't forget: (Score:1, Funny)
Housewife that answers her door in lingerie: 15%
Cheesy sound track: 10%
Money Shot: 60%
There are some movies that get rated R. For everything else, there's XXX
Oh! (Score:5, Funny)
Next time, we give the kangaroo a gun, add Satan, and make sure there's a steamy sex scene.
Re:Just in the perfect Slashdot Artical. (Score:4, Funny)
Eureka!!! (Score:4, Funny)
Viewers of the IFGA/PFF results were astounded and enthralled until someone realized that popcorn hadn't been figured into the PFF. The project was scrapped.
Chris
8pc music? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Just in the perfect Slashdot Artical. (Score:2, Funny)
Well, if this is true it explains the decline in quality in recent years. I haven't seen Katz bashed in ages.
Re:Just in the perfect Slashdot Artical. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmmmm (Score:3, Funny)
Wow (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How about 100% porn? (Score:5, Funny)
Not that I would know...
Re:Just in the perfect Slashdot Artical. (Score:4, Funny)
dude your killing me....
next thing you will tell me is that my math is wrong.
Classic.
Re:Oh! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good grief! (Score:1, Funny)
Here it is (Score:5, Funny)
He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
http://www.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/10/03/joke
Funniest joke... (Score:5, Funny)
Search Google for "funniest joke", first item [laughlab.co.uk] that comes up is the joke in question.
JP
Re:Missing element (Score:5, Funny)
What, you mean in a way that the videogames, comic books, cartoons, action figures and Carrie-Ann Moss dipped in latex do not?
The Perfect Formula For Slashdot Stories (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Just in the perfect Slashdot Artical. (Score:2, Funny)
1) First posts
2) goatse.cx and tub girl
3) in soviet russia jokes
4) imagining a beowolf cluster of those
5) beautiful ascii art made by some retards
6) oh yeah and Taco, Hemos and CowboyNeal trolls
7) the infamous "it is official XYZ is dying"
Waterworld got it wrong: (Score:5, Funny)
comedy 0pc
good v evil 1pc
love/sex/romance 1pc
special effects 1pc
plot 0pc
music 0pc
water 96pc
Re:How about 100% porn? (Score:5, Funny)
This is nearly what the RIAA uses for the recipe for a chart topper:
- 50 percent porn
- 20 percent cowbell
- 30 percent ClearChannel
(all ingredients by volume)
Re:Oh! (Score:4, Funny)
I would look forward to any film with that sub-title. The only improvement would be "Attack of the Leather-clad Satanic Vampire Co-ed Nymphomaniac Ninjas".
Toy Story 2? (Score:3, Funny)
Funny, I don't recall a whole lot of love/sex/romance unless you count the Potatoheads getting it on in the Lincoln Log cabin early in the movie...
The obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:5, Funny)
Myers: No, no, no! He was supposed to have attitude.
Silverman: Um... wh-what do you mean, exactly?
Myers: Oh, you know, attitude, attitude! Uh... sunglasses!
Lady: Could we put him in more of a "hip-hop" context?
Krusty: Forget context, he's gotta be a surfer. Give me a nice shmear of surfer.
Lady: I feel we should Rasta-fy him by... 10 percent or so.
[the resulting dog is rather... proactive]
[all stare at it w/o any expression]
Myers: Hmm... I think he needs a little more attitude. [Silverman blackens in Poochie's sunglasses]
All Three: [variously] Oh, yeah, bingo. Yeah, that's it! There it is, right there! I love it!
-- Another cartoon character created in less than 15 minutes,
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
Re:Good grief! (Score:5, Funny)
No, but it is an insult to your reading ability. It says plot 10pc
Re:Just in the perfect Slashdot Artical. (Score:4, Funny)
--trb
Re:Arrogance and poor understanding of IQ. (Score:2, Funny)
*snicker* (Score:3, Funny)
Reminds me of my plan to sculpt a movie designed to get exactly zero points on the capalert [capalert.com] scale: 15 minutes of wanton violence/crime, followed by 15 minutes of Impudence and Hate, 15 minutes of Sex and Homosexuality, etc...
Re:shows what i know (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Bollywood? (NOT a troll) (Score:2, Funny)
Easy (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good grief! (Score:5, Funny)
You never read at -1 do you?
Re:Missing element (Score:2, Funny)