Buffy Series Finale Tonight 433
roothog writes "I just finished watching the series finale of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, an episode that sparks with the writing of Joss Whedon. Strangely, there weren't any commercials :). One of the best written shows on television comes to an end tonight in North America. A very accurate script summary is available for any spoiler-seekers. I'd suggest skipping the spoilers: it's worth the wait...for a season 7 episode..."
It's true (Score:1, Funny)
nooooo!!! (Score:1, Funny)
Michael plays it safe.... (Score:4, Funny)
What? Yeah, they're dead. Get over it.
AWW MAN! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Bittorrent ;-) (Score:5, Funny)
I'd rather watch that special on Hitler on CBS. (Score:3, Funny)
the decline of slashdot (Score:-1, Funny)
what a great website. It's chock full o' nuts with important information about technical matters.
Yes, I look forward to the links about the social rejects that go out of their way to learn Klingon. I like posts about mind numbing TV shows just because they have an element of sci-fi.
Man, I can't wait till you start posting stories about Friends, no wait, maybe review of COPS would be good.
Perhaps you should open an entire subsite just for the really lame among your gang. It could be reserved for fatass nerds that masturbate to William Shatner and play online games on friday night.
So lame, So Slashdot
Huh? (Score:3, Funny)
We're still talking about Buffy here right?
Arrgh... (Score:3, Funny)
"Goddamn it! - this site needs a category for all the crap I don't care about!"
Re:Huh? (Score:1, Funny)
Slashbots spend countless hours whining about how lame the MPAA is and how all the movies are bad and not worth watching.
But when Star Trek Nemesis or the Matrix comes out, they cant laud enough praise on it. Just brilliant. The robots are really people? Wow. True shakespeare.
And now we're to believe that a TV show, from the Dubbya-Bee no less, about a teeny bopper girl who hunts boogeymans is somehow the 'best written show' on television?
It's a fucking live action Scooby Doo, with Sarah Michelle Gellar stepping in to play the dog.
Sheesh.
The movie was outstanding (Score:5, Funny)
Because of this, I held off on watching the TV series. How good could that be compared to the film? I finally caught a couple of episodes over the last couple of weeks, and it does look like a clever show, but they should have called it something else, and let the film stand by itself.
WHAT!?! (Score:3, Funny)
Seriously: I think that Buffy has taken a serious step down this year. It's disappointing that the last few episodes end up concentrating on insignificant new characters (Kennedy, Wood) and got away from the things which made the scoobies a cool group of heros in the first place (how many superheroes prepare for battle by doing research?).
But oh well. Must be a universal truth that while all good stories deserve an ending, and not all good stories have good ones (Neil Stephenson fans, represent!).
Poll (Score:5, Funny)
Submitted this, but of course:
within like 10 seconds of submitting it :)
How should Buffy end?
( ) David Lynch Ending: The entire series was just a masterbatory fantasy for Zander. Somehow he still manages to lose an eye.
( ) Kubrick Ending: Calib chases buffy around the hedge maze and ends up freezing to death.
( ) Spielberg Ending: Buffy is revived by alien robots in the year 3010 who create the illusion of Angel for one day and then they euthanize her.
( ) Lucas Ending: "Buffy, you've turned off your targetting computer! What's wrong?"
( ) Joss Whedon Ending: The gangs carrers' suddenly end when they decide to write a sci-fi western.
( ) CowboyNeil Ending: CowboyNeil doesn't end.
Re:Can someone please explain... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Poll (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Poll (Score:1, Funny)
()Lucas Ending: JAR JAR COMES OUT "MEESA SELL SOME ACTION FIGURE$ FOR LUCA$ NOW OKEYDAY AND THEN RAPES MY CHILDHOOD and HOLDS A GUN TO MY HEAD AND MAKES ME BUY THE DVD etc. etc. etc. HAHAHA I AM TEH COMEDY GENIOUSE +5 FUNY"
Re:stuff that matters (Score:3, Funny)
Not when Buffy is on, Buffy is at 8 EDT, 24 is at 9 EDT.
Re:the decline of slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
And this AC is it.
NOBODY MAKES YOU READ THIS!
And the only reason people are playing games on Friday night, is because they're big boys and girls, who are allowed to go out on a school night.
Thank you, this has been a pointless flame brought to you by One Pissed Off Bunny productions.
Re:Poll (Score:2, Funny)
Don't forget:
() The Admiral Ackbar ending: "It's a trap!"
(required nerd joke)
Listen To Yourself (Score:1, Funny)
Holy Jeebus. You talk as if she is your girlfriend. Even tho Buffy comes in to your mom's basement via the TV, doesn't mean that Buffy loves you. When you worship her on line, she never knows. Knowing every little detail about the show doesn't increase your ranking in the 'get to fuck Buffy' line. Despite all your fan fueled idiocy, in the end, Buffy will never know you and will go home and fuck her boyfriend. You, on the other hand, will just have to be happy with fucking a tube sock while watching Buffy shows you download from Kazaa. Please grow up, soon. Honest.
Re:Spin-Off Idea (Score:5, Funny)
"julienned preacherman" oh yeah
To everyone whinging about this story... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Attention Buffy fans: (Score:2, Funny)