The Computational Requirements for the Matrix 953
goombah99 writes "Nick Bostrom discusses the computational requirements needed to simulate human existence. He offers a proof based on the anthropic principle, that you are almost certainly a computer simulation and not "real". The idea is that given that humans don't go extinct in geologically short time then eventually computer capability will allow complete simulation of the human cortex. Consequently, there must be far more simulations running in future millennia than seconds since you were born. Thus its astronomically more likely you are a simulation than real ... if humans don't go extinct shortly. Recalling the 13th floor, Robin Hanson discusses how one should try to live in a simulation. David Wolpert also weighs in on the physical limits of Turing machines for simulation of the universe. This also may explain why time travel seems impossible: we dont meet visitors from the future since only the present is being simulated."
and this my friends is why (Score:5, Funny)
I Want Out! (Score:3, Funny)
The future men said you say this. (Score:1, Funny)
woooah (Score:5, Funny)
but either way, i wouldn't believe this because it would be too scary if it were true.
So... (Score:3, Funny)
Can I still be stimulated?
Looks like a TNT32 card and a 500mhz to me (Score:5, Funny)
You mean I can dodge bullets? (Score:3, Funny)
So that means... (Score:5, Funny)
I hope I don't get optimized away...
This brings to question.... (Score:2, Funny)
#include "universe.h" (Score:5, Funny)
Advantages: We will be able to communicate with the people who run our world from the "real" world. I can already see people on IRC asking all kinds of favors, like "I want to be rich. Someone important. Like an actor."
Disadvantages: Script kiddies will get into the machines of the "real" world and they'll perform a DOS attack. Next thing you know, you're just walking down the street minding your own business when suddenly the street you were on turns into a toxic waste dump and a couple of identical cats walk by.
But anyway, if we ever do build a simulation, we should definitely connect our Internet into the world we make. That way, people who figure it out will be able to communicate with us. We'll tell 'em we're God... Screw the Prime Directive.
Where do I submit patches (Score:5, Funny)
Person* Timesprout = GetPerson(xxxxx); Timesprout->physique = "Addonis";
Timesprout->attraction_level = "irristible to supermodels and actresses;'
Timesprout->wealth = BILL_GATES->wealth * 10;
Timespout->abode[0] = "Island paradise surrounded by beautiful nubile girls";
Timesprout->car[0] = "Ferrari spider";
I'll see how these work out before commiting more.
Whoa (Score:3, Funny)
life(); (Score:5, Funny)
So what your saying is that if life as we know it is a simulation then the meaning of life() is Return 0;
Re:woooah (Score:3, Funny)
Re:woooah (Score:5, Funny)
Follow the white rabbit...
Best Post Yet -eom- (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Can the Matrix simulate independent thought? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:So that means... (Score:3, Funny)
Then for your sake I hope the universe isn't a big Python script.
Re:Episode of Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
Re:This brings to question.... (Score:3, Funny)
Birds, man. (Score:2, Funny)
I mean everytime they move their heads there's like no interstitial animation whatsoever. Same goes for insects. Freaky. Plus my email has been acting up - yeah, I think the Gnostics had it right all along...
Re:Where do I submit patches (Score:5, Funny)
Soko
log file (Score:2, Funny)
The Matrix? (Score:4, Funny)
You can download the Boost library for C++ and have a Matrix in your own computer already. I think it even has a Matrix class. So you can pose and possibly answer important questions like:
Sure is interesting to think about. (Heh heh...)
Re:woooah (Score:5, Funny)
My Momma always said life is like a box with a cat in it, you never know if it is alive or dead...
What do you expect, it's 5 am and I'm stuck at work!
That explains why... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Episode of Star Trek (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not really (Score:3, Funny)
By Jove, I've figured it out! Like, there's not enough power to simulate all of America. So only the coasts are simulated! That's why nobody knows anyone that actually lives in, say, Topeka or Tulsa! THERE IS NO TULSA! Only fake video feeds of it!
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Obligatory matrix bastardisation (Score:5, Funny)
Morpheus: I know, they used the overrated exploit. There's no time, you're going to have to get to another post.
Trinity: Are there any trolls?
Morpheus: Yes.
Trinity: Goddammit.
Morpheus: You have to focus, Trinity. There are mod points at Wells and Lake. You can make it.
Trinity: All right.
Morpheus: Go.
Re:Episode of Star Trek (Score:2, Funny)
Remember... (Score:1, Funny)
but God make backup copies!
Re:why ohh why.. (Score:3, Funny)
Oh great. That means not only are we a simulation, but I have the likes of Crow T. Robot watching it and making pithy comments about my life.
Re:Remember... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Where do I submit patches (Score:3, Funny)
Well, the preferred method seems to have less to do with good code and more to do with greedy self-replication. The good code grabs the mutex, consumes all the IO resources and forks like crazy while the bad code starves until it catches the 'kill -KILL' signal.
Biggest flaw is... (Score:5, Funny)
I know you think this is your simulation, but sorry, it's really mine. I'm the "real" on here.
Re:Really good eipsode (Score:2, Funny)
Re:and this my friends is why (Score:3, Funny)
Ahhh, this must be the Duke Nukem Forever game you are talking about.
Re:and this my friends is why (Score:3, Funny)
This is the premise of Stephen Baxter's short story 'Phase Space'. It was some time since I read it, but the idea was that all humanity lives in a simulation which does exactly what you describe, and simulates only what we are looking at at the time. The 'hardware' behind the simulation gets more and more complicated over time to cope with our increased understanding of the universe.
Eventually, the simulated universe ends because some human suspects this and fires a laser beam at Alpha Centuri to prove it. He reasons that it would be impossible for the simulation to expand to fill such a large volume that quickly, and so the laser beam wouldn'd bounce back...unfortunately, the simulation just shuts down. As the great Terry Pratchet said, if someone put a big red button in a cave with "End of the World Button -- DO NOT TOUCH" written on it, the paint wouldn't have time to dry...
The Matrix test (Score:2, Funny)
2. Now, make a nice light smoke screen around you.
3. Spin your self around like a maniac.
If your frame rate drops dramatically, it's time to call your Matrix administrator.
recursion (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Plato's Cave (Score:3, Funny)
No, File under: "Things not to say in prison."
Re:and this my friends is why (Score:2, Funny)
Who's to say that maybe a single second in our simulated world takes a million, maybe even a billion years to compute in "real time"?
Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here.
Re:Cani do this? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:and this my friends is why (Score:1, Funny)
Re:God playing SimCity? (Score:3, Funny)
So you're saying that God just got bored and went away?
What happens when He discovers Quake? Is the Uncertainty Principle the result of sloppy overclocking?
Finally, what happens to us when His mom tells him to shut down the computer and go outside to play?
Re:why ohh why Does the Matrix need People? (Score:2, Funny)
> as "processors", which would have made a much
> more plausible technical reason for the AI
> keeping the humans around
It would certainly fit in with agents taking over anything "still hardwired to the system", i.e. programming the wetware of a copper top's brain, overlaying the agent's mind so the agent could take over their avatar.
Remember the Woman in Red scene?
Which reminds me, this was left on the cutting room floor, for obvious reasons:
Mouse: How do the computers know what chicken tastes like? Maybe that's why everything tastes like chicken. They didn't know what it tasted like in reality!
Switch: That's why the Woman in Red's kootch tastes like chicken, eh Mouse?
(Everyone laughs. Mouse is redfaced.)
Dozer: Switch, you goddamned dyke. You are da shit! (High-fives her.)
If this is just a simulation... (Score:2, Funny)