Bill Gates, Entertainment God? 381
ppgreat sent in a wired story about the home of the future sort of story discussing A/V in a Microsoft Media Player 9 future. As seems to always be the case, there's a lot of cool stuff in there, but more than a few eyebrow raises.
Bill Gates, Entertainment God? (Score:4, Funny)
Mike
Entertainment God? (Score:5, Funny)
bill gates, god? (Score:4, Funny)
Thanks, but no. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:bill gates, god? (Score:2, Funny)
oh no! (Score:2, Funny)
"Somebody cracked into my front door."
I hope this happens becuase I can't wait to read the security patches for the front door on the "Update" page.
All on Windows (Score:2, Funny)
Clippy in the kitchen (Score:5, Funny)
From the article:
Break out the food processor and some baking material; your home recognizes RFID tags in the bag of flour and offers to help. "How about focaccia?"
I wouldn't want Clippy (or any of his pals) monkeying around with anything I was going to eat: he would probably still be mad from the gazillionth time he was 'killed' and would add a bunch of habaneros or something.
Entertainment God? (Score:2, Funny)
Xbox? (Score:4, Funny)
not to nitpick, but the Xbox is now 199$, they could have paid a nerd a pizza and ran the thing on linux and freevo and have it cost less, isn't it what Microsoft is all ab.... heum.... nevermind
Upgrade PCs (Score:3, Funny)
Re:bill gates, god? (Score:5, Funny)
What about: "God help us, Gates is more powerful than the President!"
Only Microsoft (Score:5, Funny)
Oh great it reads my spam to me. (Score:2, Funny)
Message one from Edgardo Smith, subject Drop all Debt y ddrf.
Drone on...
Message two from Spetic King, subject your septic system needs this!
Drone one....
The REAL question (Score:4, Funny)
With all that high-tech media on the walls (Score:2, Funny)
(Also rumored that the reason Gates built most of his house underground was to avoid pouring more money into windows.)
Re:bill gates, god? (Score:5, Funny)
How about, "Bill Gates was struck down by a bolt from a clear sky, which is generally considered to be the Wrath of God."
Bill Gates is no Entertainment God... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Can we blame Bill for the porn now, too? (Score:3, Funny)
Because all the girls have WINMAIL.DAT tattooed on their forehead?
Microsoft XH Security Flaws. (Score:2, Funny)
Dateline: Billmond, Washinggates.
"Microsoft revealed today that its Windows XH home security system, installed in many homes through 1997, has a security flaw in which doors open for anyone who walks up to the door backwards. Microsoft says that this OS is too old and it will refuse to fix this security flaw.
Microsoft is hoping that the old Windows XH home software users upgrade to the new version of the OS that has Digital Rights Management in which advanced accoustics remove from the air any sound which is produced from anything within the home that is not approved by copyright holders."
nah hes a chocolate jesus (Score:2, Funny)
Make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Jesus
Keep me satisfied"
-tom waits
Re:Thanks, but no. (Score:1, Funny)
CodeReadVII won't use the 'StealyourTVandStereo' exploit, it will simply reprogram your TV so that it only picks up bad copies of other 'reality' shows and your radio only pick up 'boy-bands'.
Oh, wait. We already have that.
E-Mail read to us? (Score:5, Funny)
I hope they come up with a better protocol than SMTP in the future..
Re:Clippy in the kitchen (Score:2, Funny)
Re:nah hes a chocolate jesus (Score:2, Funny)
Should I be worried that I recognised all of the musical references in this thread?
I defy this God! (Score:1, Funny)
Reminds me of a story (Score:5, Funny)
Entertainment God, eh? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:bill gates, god? (Score:4, Funny)
"What the hell?!!! I swear to God, I'm going to kill Bill Gates for this."
unlimited choice for consumers?? (Score:3, Funny)
Gates probably has the same idea of "unlimited choice" as Henry Ford: "any color so long as it is black".
Re:Why Bill Gates? (Score:5, Funny)
Owning stock trumps a title.
It certainly doesn't hurt Gates to have The One Ring, either.
Re:Old news, once a year (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Clippy in the kitchen (Score:1, Funny)
Re:E-Mail read to us? (Score:2, Funny)
But aside from that, it could be worse. You bring home a girl and the house starts yelling [pasted directly from a spam I got today] Yeah, nothin' like taking it slow on the first date.
Re:Entertainment God? (Score:3, Funny)