US/Canada Power Outage Task Force Event Timeline 303
bofus writes "The U.S./Canada Power Outage Task Force issued the Aug. 14, 2003 Sequence of Events at noon today. While no conclusions are drawn at this point, it does paint a pretty good picture of what happened and when it happened."
It's not the end of the world (Score:3, Funny)
I CAN'T READ IT. MY SCREEN IS ALL BLACK. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:text version (aka karma whoring) (Score:5, Funny)
Think he must have watched a bit too much South Park!
Hey they forgot... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:text version (aka karma whoring) (Score:5, Funny)
Friday September 12, @03:58PM: Server goes down due to unusually high traffic.
The last entry: (Score:5, Funny)
Timeline (Score:1, Funny)
2:02:00 - 2:02:00 PM - Transmission line disconnects in southwestern Ohio
3:05:41 - 3:41:33 PM - Transmission lines disconnect between eastern Ohio and northern Ohio
3:45:33 - 4:08:58 PM - Remaining transmission lines disconnect from eastern into northern Ohio
4:08:58 - 4:10:27 PM - Transmission lines into northwestern Ohio disconnect, and generation trips in central Michigan
4:10:00 - 4:10:38 PM - Transmission lines disconnect across Michigan and northern Ohio, generation trips off line in northern Michigan and northern Ohio, and northern Ohio separates from Pennsylvania
4:10:40 - 4:10:44 PM - Four transmission lines disconnect between Pennsylvania and New York
4:10:41 - 4:10:41 PM - Transmission line disconnects and generation trips in northern Ohio
4:10:42 - 4:10:45 PM - Transmission paths disconnect in northern Ontario and New Jersey, isolating the northeast portion of the Eastern Interconnection
4:10:46 - 4:10:55 PM - New York splits east-to-west. New England (except Southwestern Connecticut) and the Maritimes separate from New York and remain intact.
4:10:50 - 4:11:57 PM - Ontario separates from New York west of Niagara Falls and west of St. Lawrence. Southwestern Connecticut separates from New York and blacks out."
4:12:30 PM - ??? - Millions of random people from the northeast US yelling "OH SHIT!!!"
Re:Future Prevention (Score:2, Funny)
Build more power plants!!!!
the timeline... (Score:5, Funny)
12.04 - power on
14.11 - power off
What they *are* confident of... (Score:5, Funny)
"But what we *can* say is that we feel strongly that we feel something different should have happened. An appropriate amount of blame will be laid... oh yes... and we'll make the bad people pay."
I know what really happened... (Score:2, Funny)
4:10:50 - 4:11:57 PM
Technician 1: "Hey I wonder what this big red button does?" {Click}
Technician 2: "NOOOOOO!!!!"
Re:Bloomberg (Score:1, Funny)
Blame Canada!
Shame on Canada!
The smut we must stop
The trash we must smash
Laughter and fun
must all be undone
We must blame them and cause a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming us!
Matt and Trey -- America's Imported Wisdom
Timeline of today's slashdotting... (Score:2, Funny)
2:02:00 - 4:50 PM - Business as usual. Interested parties are viewing the published timeline.
04:58:00PM - Existence of timeline is revealed to slashdot.org
05:00:03PM - energy.gov? what's that?
I wonder if it's bad when we slashdot effect gov't sites...
What really happened (Score:0, Funny)
12:05:44 - 1:31:34 PM - script kiddiot downloads SoBig source code and opens up a jolt
2:02:00 - 2:02:00 PM - sciprt kiddiot gets frustrated cuz he cant gcc -o sobig sobig.c "Fuck how do I do this shit" drinks more jolt
3:05:41 - 3:41:33 PM -sends message to securityfocus.com `echo "3y3 j4m th3 k1ng 0f th3 w0rld"|mail -s help security-basics@securityfocus.com
3:45:33 - 4:08:58 PM - script kiddiot finds out he can't gcc a damn virus so he jumps on his leet Windows98 machine
4:08:58 - 4:10:27 PM - virus makes its way through insecure machines on the internet
4:10:00 - 4:10:38 PM - script kiddiot jerks off to jenna jameson while looking at news on television
4:10:40 - 4:10:44 PM - power goes *boom*
4:10:41 - 4:10:41 PM - script kiddiot wonders why he can no longer watch porn
4:10:42 - 4:10:45 PM - script kiddiot jumps off the bed gets dressed because mom is knocking on the door
4:10:46 - 4:10:55 PM - mom "I wonder what happened to the power"
4:10:50 - 4:11:57 PM - drinks another jolt
First Energy the real problem (Score:3, Funny)
Oh yeah, these guys run a nUUclear powerplant that um.. is like a college landlord of mine. Cheap and dirty as possible.
Re:The blame game (Score:5, Funny)
what exactly causes frequency deviation? I'm not terribly familiar with it
Glad you asked.
It's a highly technical term that refers to the frequency of the AC sine wave of electric power that is delivered over your lines.
This frequency is related to the 60 Hz rate of revolution maintained by most generators.
Occassionally, something will happen to upset this steady rate of revolution of the generators.
In particular, Homer, a donut that falls into the space between the stator and armature will cause this problem.
Lubrication from jelly-filling in the donut can help stave off the inevitable disaster of frequency deviation, but it is simply an old-wive's tale to believe that pouring coffee into the space will ungunk the works in time.
Re:text version (aka karma whoring) (Score:5, Funny)
Re:text version (aka karma whoring) (Score:1, Funny)
Next on slashdot.org (Score:3, Funny)
All east coast power generating stations, from nuclear reactors to hydroelectric dams, have suddenly decided to switch to Linux. When asked for the reason behind this decision, the response was:
"Well, erm, it was because of bl*cough* erm, I mean just a financial decision from the boys upstairs, I don't know anything about it"
Re:Canada topic/icon? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:text version (aka karma whoring) (Score:5, Funny)
So long for a timeline? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Canada topic/icon? (Score:4, Funny)
As in "NOT USA"
Re:The blame game (Score:3, Funny)
Sometimes our elected officials act like school children. "I'm telling MOMMYYYYY"!!! I'm glad they aren't representative of those of us here on slash. . . oh . . .wait.
the twelve oclock effect (Score:3, Funny)
Re: The Blame Game (Score:5, Funny)
"It's a highly technical term that refers to the frequency of the AC sine wave of electric power that is delivered over your lines."
Wait a minute, could that be the problem? I hear in Canada they use cosine waves. ;-)
-Chris
Re:Timeline of today's slashdotting... (Score:3, Funny)
"This investigation and compromized information is crucial to the security of our power supply and and our country," - said justice department spokesperson - "we are currently working with the FBI and various local law enforcemnet officials to identify and bring to justice responsible members of the underground organization." Attorney general is expected to give out more details in his address.
The "slash/dot" organization has been identified in the past as a source of criticism towards America's entertainment companies, the U.S. PATRIOT Act, Digital Millenium Copyright Act, and other laws of the land. This un-American behavior coupled with anti-White House sentiment and now, recent terrorist actions holding the joint task force website hostage has landed "slash/dot" on government's terrorist organizations list.
"That's fine," - said one Florida resident who wished to remain anonymous - "everybody has the right to free speech but if you go against the government and are accused of terrorism, then, as they say - you do the crime, you do the time, right?"
Attorney general John Ashcroft is expected to speak during primetime tonight to reach wider audience. Some skeptics argue that this address and timing is related to justice department's push to pass PATRIOT ACT II that will give law enforcement even more tools to combat terrorism. But justice department has hinted in the past that anyone expressing skepticism on the battle against terrorism may be classified as a terrorist as well.