The Matrix: Revolutions Theatrical Trailer

Escape Tangent writes "The full theatrical trailer for The Matrix: Revolutions was posted just moments ago at thematrix.com. Choose your poison, then oogle at the eyecandy. Here are links to the high, medium, and low resolutions. Sorry folks, Quicktime 6 only." This trailer is much longer than the earlier TV spots, but they're still available.

QT only?!?!

[dontbgay]

"Sorry folks, Quicktime 6 only"

DAMN YOU SCUBA STEVE JOBS!!!!

on an unrelated note, i hate that caps lameness filter

Re:I'm sorry, but I refuse to watch this...

[Flounder]

When you've had big, you just can't go back.

Must..... Resist..... Easy..... Joke.....

Re:All that needs to be said...

[Anonymous Coward]

Dude, you forgot Dude.

Re:A possible spoiler...

[mrpuffypants]

It's the matrix trying to confuse you.

fat ass

[Anonymous Coward]

The trailer is just a fat kid dancing around with a broom stick. For assfucker's sake, don't install quicktime.

Re:I hope it is better than Reloaded

[mog]

Come on now. Be honest with yourself. Wasn't this [imdb.com] the most overhyped movie you ever saw?

Your connection sucks

[Anonymous Coward]

Dude, what are you on, dialup?

For me, it was:

100%[===== ... ====>] 50,117,455 800.49K/s ETA 00:00

04:12:46 (800.49 KB/s) - `rev_theatre_0x3839_640_dl.mov' saved [50117455/50117455]

;-)

I really enjoyed watching this movie....

[Anonymous Coward]

...back when it was originally called Poltergeist!

A guide to being modded down

[Edgewize]

In a Matrix thread, anything involving Lord of the Rings will get you modded down.

In a Lord of the Rings thread, anything involving Star Wars will get you modded down.

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Slashdot Matrix Logo?!?!

[dotpl]

what does it mean?

I can't seem to be able to understand what the slashdot logo for the matrix is.

Is it a mouth(blue) with a tongue(red) sticking out?

please help!

November 2005?

[psoriac]

Am I the only one who saw 11.05 and thought "November 2005? NOOOOOOoooo....... oh wait, November 5th."

Re:A possible spoiler...

[Anonymous Coward]

Another possibility is that the Matrix and the "real world" are both matrices, as you posit, but that Neo is in fact a program which has been developed to try to reach true AI, including emotions.

Given Keanu Reeves' acting "skills", they'll never achieve real emotions.

Re:Slashdot Matrix Logo?!?!

[Joel Carr]

Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Logo is, you have to see it for yourself.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no going back. You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and you believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Remember that all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more.

---

No...

[starX]

Maybe Ep. I had more action figures in the toy stores, but it was no where near as lame as Reloaded. I mean come on now; any of the redeeming qualities of Matrix were completely lacking here. Worse yet, Reloaded tries to cover up for the fact that it is a lame action flick by trying to insert some random ten minute banters about causality and free will. I don't think Star Wars ever pretends to be more than it is (maybe we really WANT it to be), but ten to twenty minutes of material excerpted from the Philosophy 100 Cliff Notes does not a thoughtful movie make.

At least Phantom Menace had some good visual/aural moments, and furthermore, it completely lacked 1) Keanu Reeves' ass and 2) Carrie-Ann Moss' ass, which are two things that I wish I had gone my entire life without ever seeing.

I'll take Natalie Portman any day, even if she is in gauche makeup and baroque costumes half the time :)

Re:A possible spoiler...

[spectecjr]

It's the matrix trying to confuse you.
Bush: Born with a silver spoon up his ass.
One-Hundred-Twenty-Four people have made me a foe! Join today!

Waitaminute... Bush born with a silver spoon up his ass? I thought there was no spoon...

Re:A theory..

[Robmonster]

ITS JUST A FILM!!!!!!!

Re:A possible spoiler...

[dotgain]

Another possibility is that the Matrix and the "real world" are both matrices, as you posit, but that Neo is in fact a program which has been developed to try to reach true AI, including emotions.

I hope they didn't use any SCO code. Maybe that's what Smith's after after all...

Re:A theory..

[Anonymous Coward]

I also have a theory; the slashdot MATRIX logo is a baby teat.

Jesus Christ!!!!

[Anonymous Coward]

look out of the window. there's a real world out there!

Re:A theory..

[The Fun Guy]

"This will only be revealed in Revolutions (Revelations?)"

Actually, the book in the bible is Revelation, not Revelations, so therefore your whole theory is wrong.

Neo's silly running around knees bent behaviour

[zoeblade]

I am Neo from the Nebuchadnezzar. Go and tell the Merovingian that if he will give us food from his restaurant, he can join us in our quest for the keymaker.

I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Err, he's already got one, you see?

Re:in case of slashdotting

[Anonymous Coward]

.. in matrix 4 neo will turn blond ... and grow back his monkey tail

Re:A possible spoiler...

[nosfucious]

Either that, or he's a service pack.

Re:My Theory on the Matrix

[LordLucless]

You're right. The Oracle is obviously their database admin. And I didn't understand half the stuff the Architect went on about - maybe he's their perl programmer?

Re:A much better theory

[Anonymous Coward]

"The logic behind Matrix I sucked gaint donkey balls and was probably invented by psychos on a 4 week crack diet."

sometimes the use of roman numerals is not recommeded

Re:Jesus Christ!!!!

[Larry*boy.3]

That's what you think...

Re:Is it me?

[inertia187]

Since the movie comes from Hollywood, I would expect an Ingmar Bergman ending.
If you need Hollywood Movies to make you think, then you should not be reading /.

People in Soviet Russia, however, appear to be afflicted with amusing juxtapositions of the aforementioned situation.

Re:in case of slashdotting

[The_K4]

I have to agree, I watched the original on DVD a bunch of times, the I watched it again AFTER seeing Reloaded in the thearter, and I have to tell you I caught so many subtle referances of things to come. I think that the second was not as good as the original, BUT it was a good "middle". Think of Star Wars (4, 5, and 6) The first one was great, the second wasn't as good but it was pretty good, and the third was good and closed the arc. I think so far all the trailers for Revolutions look like it's going to be a great ending (hopefully it will be a bit open-ended because movies that give away everything lack something).

Re:A possible spoiler...

[sharkey]

Next we get the shot of the APU's (Zion mechs)

I have a shrine to Ganeesha in the back of the store.

Re:in case of slashdotting

[BohKnower]

"Empire had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All Jedi had was a bunch of Muppets."

Re:A possible spoiler...

[bobKali]

maybe it's just matrices all the way down...

Re:A possible spoiler...

[Anonymous Coward]

Our intelligence still shows strong evidence that the Spoon up Bush's Ass does exist. We will not give up looking until we find it. The American people deserve that!

Well...

[Anonymous Coward]

Aren't you just the most superior person that ever lived?