China to Promote Own Alternative to DVDs, EVD 410
supermanksu writes "Seeking to compete on its own terms in the lucrative entertainment industry, China announced a government-funded project Tuesday to promote an alternative to DVDs and 'attack the market share' of the global video format." This has been an ongoing project.
Reverse Piracy? (Score:1, Funny)
kung-fu movies?
Horrywood (Score:4, Funny)
WoO! (Score:2, Funny)
Ongoing (Score:5, Funny)
In Related News, Jack Valenti . . . (Score:3, Funny)
"This isn't about marketing dominance or intellectual property rights," said the movie industry mogul, "They hate our freedom!"
No Comment (Score:5, Funny)
They probably had to get a couple of people in to help them off the floor after they fell out of their chair laughing.
Re:Not good enough (Score:3, Funny)
They should make it sound more 'Chinesey' like their Fireworks and Food:
'Eternal Visual Delight'
Finally! (Score:2, Funny)
An Extreme Yo-Yo By Any Other Name... (Score:3, Funny)
Oh dear :/ (Score:4, Funny)
DVD, DVD-R, DVD-RW, DVD+R, DVD+RW, EVD, EVD-R, EVD-RW, EVD+R, EVD+RW?
Unlikely perhaps, but not impossible. Fragmentation of a so-called 'standard' is a bad thing IMO
Try getting salesmen at PC World (UK) to try and explain *that* drive!
Article Typo (Score:4, Funny)
*duck*
No, I'm sorry, it's even worse (Score:4, Funny)
The difference between R, RW and W is that with R and RW you can Record and ReWrite the disc, respectively. But with an EVD-W disc you can ONLY write to the disc. Once the disc has been written, you can never read from it again.
Copy protection, hell. You can't copy what you can't read!
Re:Not good enough (Score:4, Funny)
Now where's my billions?
In other news... (Score:3, Funny)
Posted by icup
In a move to fight anything promoted by the West, China has revealed plans to create it's own air.
"Western air is just too... western" says Director of Foreign Affairs Kim Woo. "Chinese air should have a more traditional feeling to it."
Kim Woo continues "China has more people any any other country, we can do whatever we want without taking orders from Western influence, including making Chinese air."
"I like the idea," said one Chinese citizen, "I live in China, so I should breath Chinese air, right?"
Although no details have been revealed about the distribution system of the new Chinese air, inside sources say it will be bottled like water and priced at roughly $1 USD per quart. Bottling is likely to take place in the US.
Plans are also in the works for Chinese water.
Re:Who is this really going to help ? (Score:2, Funny)