Can P2P Filter Copyrighted Content? 373
scubacuda writes "DRMwatch reports that technologists acting on behalf of porn publisher Titan Media reported to Congress that P2P networks could (if they wanted to) use "fingerprinting" (aka "hashing") to detect copyrighted works and then filter them with the "spyware" installed on all nodes in the network."
A DRM Parable (Score:5, Funny)
Then they came for the music. And I didn't speak up because I was a leecher and never shared my songs.
Finally, they came for the porn. Nobody touches our porn. And that's when we got REALLY pissed off.
New terminology for porn purveyors (Score:3, Funny)
That ain't all they wanna make grow
Re:Doomed to fail. (Score:5, Funny)
OK, I have a better idea.
In order to check whether any of the porn files on kazaa (or wherever) are identical to copyrighted porn, all we need is someone who watches all the porn on kazaa and then compares is with their library of copyrighted porn.
Can I have the job?
Re:Doomed to fail. (Score:2, Funny)
Can I have the job?
You'll need an assistant...
Re:Doomed to fail. (Score:5, Funny)
Youre talking about the mass media industry. Common sense retired about 25 years ago.
P2P (Score:2, Funny)
Re:User hostile software... (Score:2, Funny)
Dude, seriously, if that is your definition of anybody, then... you've been reading slashdot too much
People have been fighting over microsoft using IE as default online shopping link browser and you are talking recompiling to remove controls?
They'll put spyware in my computer... (Score:3, Funny)
Not that I watch porn of course. Not me, nope, not one bit. None.
Re:Doomed to fail. (Score:5, Funny)
Can I have the job?
Yes you are assigned to the scat and watersports division. Enjoy.
Re:Victims of porn (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Victims of porn (Score:5, Funny)
But Xsters--wow. It's me, a picture, satan and and a crowd of slathering demons, and god hisself, heavenly nostrils flared in anger, while a chorus fiery-sword-wielding seraphs chorus 'for shame, for shame.'
I just don't get that kind of mileage out of it.
Re:News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters (Score:1, Funny)
Yeah. I've heard that that happens sometimes when you lose someone very dear and close to you.
My thoughts are with the editors.
Re:User hostile software... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How stupid are they? (Score:2, Funny)
2 sell to many suck^H^H^H^H costumers.
3 have it cracked
4 goto 1
Re:News for Nerds, Stuff that Matters (Score:4, Funny)
Your Rectum Online?
BringBackThePorn.com (Score:3, Funny)
-"Scrubs"
Re:Victims of porn (Score:1, Funny)
Satan and Lucifer? (not the same being, you should know) They were in the right place at the wrong time. They're benevolent. They are still around, and the time will come; they will be seen. And the army of Yahweh
The so-called anti-christ will be the true messiah, and he will be backed by Lucifer and Satan, and the rest of the seraphim.
You and your kin have fallen to the ploy of evil. This dosen't mean that you will burn in hell; nay such a place does not exist, except in thine own mind.
Re:Doomed to fail. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Doomed to fail. (Score:2, Funny)
Whilst that stuff isn't my cup of tea, considering just how much of it there is there must be a fairly large audience for it. It's somebody's dream job.
Now, if we're talking hardcore gay bondage ...
Re:Doomed to fail. (Score:3, Funny)
How does one slightly change a bit?
Re:A DRM Parable (Score:3, Funny)
Ok, just don't ask me to stand up for spammers
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