2003 Vaporware Awards 502
7x7 writes "Wired News has the 2003 Vaporware Awards available for your perusal. Winning the Lifetime Achievement Award, if you hadn't guessed already: Duke Nukem Forever!"
All seems condemned in the long run to approximate a state akin to Gaussian noise. -- James Martin
probably best left on the drawing board... (Score:4, Funny)
Mike
So... (Score:5, Funny)
Duke Nukem Forever (Score:4, Funny)
How do you think it got its name in the first place?
missed the vote (Score:4, Funny)
I would have voted for "SCO's Evidence Against Linux" had the thought crossed my mind.
Hurd (Score:5, Funny)
WMDs (Score:0, Funny)
I'm surprised the Iraqi anthrax factories didn't make the list.
2003 Grand Champion of Vaporwar is.... (Score:4, Funny)
Lets give it up for WMD ladies and gentlemen!
*cough* Well, I did say it was Vaporwar. :-)
They quoted... me?!? (Score:5, Funny)
Pre-Order for Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
Holy crap, think about, all those people that pre-ordered will end up buying another copy just because they forgot they preordered.
Re:Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
But... you can pre-order the game:
Duke Nukem Forever Preorder [gamespot.com]
Only one more year! =P
Re:So... (Score:5, Funny)
I nominate (Score:5, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:5, Funny)
Next Slashdot poll (Score:5, Funny)
Then next year we can have " the 2003 Duke Nukem Awards"..
Ahh, just a thought...
Re:Hurd (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory SCO troll (Score:2, Funny)
The SCO Group [caldera.com] seems to have promised, but never delivered, UNIX code that was "copied verbatim" into Linux . None of the millions of lines, 65 files, or some new type of undefined intellectual property have yet materialized.
Hey, maybe this isn't as much a troll as I thought. Oh well, the mod points are yours.
------UNIX is a registered trademark of The Open Group in the U.S. and other countries
Linux is a trademark of Linus Torvalds.
The definition of vaporware (Score:3, Funny)
Don't be suprised, Jeff. Wikipedia has bested you [wikipedia.org]
Re:Next Slashdot poll (Score:2, Funny)
Re:probably best left on the drawing board... (Score:4, Funny)
the 1st thing on my list would be Diakatana. *shudder*
the 2nd thing on that list would be Microsoft Bob *shudder*
anyone else got something?
Holy Crap (Score:4, Funny)
2) delay game so long that people forget they pre ordered and buy another copy.
3) Profit!
Its a real busness plan.
JACEM
Re:Do you folks even know what VAPORware is? (Score:3, Funny)
A modest announcement (Score:5, Funny)
My vote... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:HL2 should not have been #1... (Score:5, Funny)
Well DUH! It was stolen. Don't you watch ST:Voyager? When someone downloads something from you (like your EMH), you no longer have it.
If you need further proof of this, just ask anyone in the RIAA or MPAA.
OHHH!!! I got the perfect title for that list (Score:5, Funny)
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"Little Piggies That Should Never Have Went to Market"
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Re:probably best left on the drawing board... (Score:5, Funny)
I was never lucky enough to have played this particular game. I did a web search for the name and came up with this website [onlineconfessional.com].
Truly frightning.
Re:HL2 should not have been #1... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Story of Duke Nukem Forever? (Score:3, Funny)
Well, after Duke 3D, Duke made the time to play with himself... too much time.
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Waiiiiiit a minute... (Score:3, Funny)
I don't get it. If Prez Bush doesn't have WMD, then what do we have in all those silos in Montana?
WMD (Score:3, Funny)
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Add Longhorn to the list (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
When you're looking down a results sheet, you will find some drivers will have 'DNF' printed against their names.
This stands for 'Did Not Finish'
Montana has more than silos..... (Score:1, Funny)
Windows!! (Score:1, Funny)
Re:So... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:HL2 should not have been #1... (Score:3, Funny)
-- Hamster
Re:Console? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Pre-Order for Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
Re:probably best left on the drawing board... (Score:3, Funny)
Aren't things you get for christmas not supposed to cost you anything?
Re:probably best left on the drawing board... (Score:2, Funny)
Let the boy be (Score:3, Funny)
Duke Nukem Forever (Score:5, Funny)
"Duke Nukem winner of _many_ vaporware awards!"
Re:Psychonauts (Score:3, Funny)
I don't know whether to laugh at you or take pity on you.
Who am I kidding. (snicker).
Re:Definition (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The List (Score:3, Funny)
Shouldn't the #1 vaporware of 2003 be Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction?