Footage From Star Wars: Episode III 558
An anonymous reader writes "Leaked footage of Star Wars: Episode III is now online! Included in the 2-minute and 37-second clip are shots of the Australian set, George Lucas behind the camera, Chewbacca looking cooler than ever, and even a quick peek at Hayden Christensen (in Vader get-up!) and Ewan McGregor duking it out, all being played to AC/DC's 'Back in Black.' I've downloaded it, but am undecided as if I should watch it or not, lest it spoil something (here's hoping that it's good)."
hate it. (Score:5, Funny)
Spoiler Alert! (Score:4, Funny)
You heard it here first! (c=
Characters (Score:5, Funny)
The important question is... how much Natalie Portman does it show?
The only spoiler I want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Is it just me... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Why does anyone give Lucas any more chances? (Score:2, Funny)
Yeah, I was kinda hoping to see Jar Jar in place of Gollum too.
Re:bittorrent not working manually or any other wa (Score:4, Funny)
Not worth the download... (Score:4, Funny)
and now on a positive note....
Re:Why does anyone give Lucas any more chances? (Score:5, Funny)
So that was Yoda saying "my precious..." all the time? Yeah, it's a lousy rending of Yoda there -- I can see how you'd be disappointed.
Re:Uh... (Score:3, Funny)
OK (Score:5, Funny)
see, you really didn't want that spoiler, did you?
Re:Characters (Score:1, Funny)
One thing that I appreciated about the first
star wars was the use of obscure british
actors all over the place A)gave it a feeling of
depth and B)I wasn't going "Hey I know that guy
from LA LAW" or "Hmm I liked that guy alot better in
Unbreakable" or "Gee I wish George Lucas would get
hit by a truck or something".
Re:No real spoilers in the clip. (Score:5, Funny)
Is Darth Vader a chubby, nerdy kid making whooshing noises? I could swear I saw this new "leaked footage" over a year ago! Of course, I'm a really, really 1337 w4r3z g0d.
Spoiler (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, gay (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spoiler Alert! (Score:3, Funny)
Download Mirror (Score:5, Funny)
How to tell if a Star Wars movie will suck or rock (Score:5, Funny)
If the name rocks, the film will suck.
If the name sucks, the film will rock.
Examples:
A New Hope: Name sucks, movie rocks.
Empire Strikes Back: Name sucks, movie rocks.
Return of the Jedi: Name sucks, movie sort-of rocks.
Phantom Menace: Name rocks, movie sucks.
Attack of the Clones; Name sucks, movie sucks (hey, it was an exception)
Revenge of the Sith: Name rocks, movie will probably suck.
See Episode III the second day (Score:5, Funny)
But here's my feeble little geek protest: don't go opening night. Go the second night. Wouldn't it be cool if the first day, *no one* showed up?
Solo's opinion about the leaked video (Score:4, Funny)
George Solo: it may not look like much but is's got it where it counts, kid. Will make a lot of special CG modifications myself.
Re:PTS vs. PTR... (Score:4, Funny)
The real spoiler (Score:1, Funny)
Does that mean that Chewie gets it on with Natalie Portman? Awesome!
Yup. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Use the force, George (Score:5, Funny)
Re: MOD PARENT UP (Score:5, Funny)
> This is SO true. I wouldn't put it past Lucas to try to pump out a storyline for the "final" trilogy in the Star Wars world.
VII : Star Wars - A New Action Figure
VIII : The Action Figures Strike Back
IX : The Return of the Action Figure
Re:The only spoiler I want to know... (Score:3, Funny)
Last scene spoiler (Score:5, Funny)
where the camera holder gets stabbed in the back of the head by Lucas security goons.
Re:Use the force, George (Score:4, Funny)
Hopefully Gainax, WETA, and ADV Films and the unnamed but Very Major American Movie Studio(s) will be able to make this work.
If it's done right, this Eva movie will blow the Star Wars prequels and The Matrix trilogy out of the water. Big time.
If it's done wrong, it's going to be the American-financed Godzilla movie all over again. Here lizard, lizard, lizard....
Re:The only spoiler I want to know... (Score:5, Funny)
All Yousa Peoples Gonna Die!!!
Re:How can you spoil something that is already bad (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what? (Score:2, Funny)
Bring on the hot grits!
/obvious
Re:what? (Score:5, Funny)
I'm glad you asked. It was a horrible garbage disposer accident. Remember to always turn off the garbage disposer when reaching in to retrieve your light saber, kids!
Where does the name Darth Vader come from?
From the Akkadian root for "wooden performance".
How come he doesn't know about that Padme has twins?
For the same reason that Homer Simpson failed his fatherhood quiz.
How does Palpatine gain total control?
That one's easy. [amazon.com]
How do all the Jedi die?
They hold their breath for a very long time and go to doggy heaven.
What Jedi survive other than Yoda and Obiwan?
The ones who don't hold their breath when Palpatine asks them.
Will there be an answer to why Obiwan and Yoda fade away when they die, but the Jedi we've seen die in Episodes 1 & 2 don't?
No, but they'll finally explain why Klingons had ridged forheads, then lost them, then got them back. I bet you can't wait to find out!
Spoiler (Score:4, Funny)
2. Anakin bangs Queen Amidala.
3. Queen Amidala begat Luke Skywalker and Leia.
The end.
/.-style spoiler (Score:3, Funny)
Re:No real spoilers in the clip. (Score:5, Funny)
I have a spoiler for you: you will die alone!
(With apologies to Triumph the Insult Comic Dog and Robert Smigel.)
three strikes, no balls (Score:5, Funny)
on a scale of 'phantom plot' to 'a new hope' expect another zero.
I posted this yesterday (Score:2, Funny)
From the link:
January 24, 2004 --
Everybody, get prepared to be blown away. Leaked footage of Star Wars: Episode III is now online! Included in the 2-minute and 37-second clip are shots of the Austrailian set, George Lucas behind the camera, Chewbacca looking cooler than ever, and even a quick peek at Hayden Christiensen (in Vader get-up!) and Ewen McGregor duking it out, all being played to AC/DC's "Back in Black". Check it out by visiting the link below. You must have Quicktime to view it.
Fucking slashdot story stealing editors.
Re:Why does anyone give Lucas any more chances? (Score:3, Funny)
Oh god, bad mental image... "Meeesa wants da pwecioussss... It callsss to ussss..."
Re:Not Worth It (Score:4, Funny)
Too easy. How about whether or not it'll be worse than Revolutions?
Re:what? (Score:3, Funny)
Annie had an unfortunate encounter with a pit of lava after a Jedi-mind trick prank went awry. You wouldn't believe the japes they play at the Jedi Academy.
"Where does the name Darth Vader come from?"
It originated from the word 'dearth', an affectionate title that was born one day after exiting a cold swimming pool.
"How come he doesn't know about that Padme has twins?"
Women habitually gain weight shortly after getting married.
"How does Palpatine gain total control?"
He funded a company that dominated the market with computer operating systems.
"How do all the Jedi die?"
Accounts vary, but many believe that it has to do with being a little too strict on the celibacy rule.
"What Jedi survive other than Yoda and Obiwan?"
Well if a bunch of bounty hunters are hunting down Jedi, are you going to put it on your business card?
"Will there be an answer to why Obiwan and Yoda fade away when they die, but the Jedi we've seen die in Episodes 1 & 2 don't?"
Well, you see, there are two sides to every Schwartz...
Re:Spoiler (Score:1, Funny)
From the linked page (Score:3, Funny)
Like the last two tries?
Re:TFN Episode III "Review from the future"! (Score:5, Funny)
A fictional work by Joshua Griffin would be dated April 2005
You didn't need to tell us it was fiction. The 5 stars at the end gave it away.
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Re:Why does anyone give Lucas any more chances? (Score:2, Funny)
Your girlfriend name is Lucas?
Just kidding, no need to be offended :)
Re:what? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:what? (Score:5, Funny)
Can't get enough foreshadowing? Feel cheated because there wasn't a scene in Attack of the Clones where someone says "You're a pretty good Moff, Tarkin, but you're not quite a grand Moff"? Well, you're going to be ass-clenchingly happy with Episode III, because our sources inform us that there's going to be plenty more of the awkward, forced foreshadowing that filled the first two prequels! Check out this preview:
"Golly, no one will ever make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs!"
"If I ever have a son, I'd like him to have my lightsaber when he's old enough. But not to use against me!"
"In local news, Mos Eisley has moved up to second-most wretched hive of scum and villany."
"Okay, me and the rest of the Bothans will be back soon with the information! Don't worry, we won't die!"
"Call me Ben. Obi-Wan is a name I hope not to hear again in a long time. A long time."
"These new 'Scout Walkers' can handle anything you throw at them. Except wood of course."
"Your voice is kind of whiny and reedy for a Sith Lord, Anakin. Can't you get a voice coach or something?"
"Jedi Master Windu's bravery and wisdom will be remembered for, oh, 27 years, tops."
"Aren't the Skywalker twins cute? And such sexual tension between them!"
"Let's remove R2's jet rockets and put in some sort of teddy bear zapping device instead."
"Well, that's it. There's no hope."
Re:TFN Episode III "Review from the future"! (Score:2, Funny)
Like you don't do that enough at home in bed?