Googling For Prospective Date Unmasks Fugitive 381
pgrote writes "So you're a guy on the run - you decide to switch towns, put down some roots and start dating again. But if your special new friend happens to be someone who checks her potential dates by searching on Google, you're in trouble. Seems that LaShawn Pettus-Brown was caught by his date's discovery of him on an FBI site of fugitives, even after local Cincinnati news media couldn't find him. Score one for the Internet."
Now that's journalism (Score:1, Insightful)
IQ test (Score:3, Insightful)
Hrm (Score:5, Insightful)
Double edge sword (Score:4, Insightful)
Or more brains (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:IQ test (Score:3, Insightful)
Got nothing on me! (Score:2, Insightful)
I tried googling on my name and I got no hits... I guess I avoid using my real name on the 'net most of the time
Hey, read the article! (Score:5, Insightful)
If the Cincinatti media had googled him, they'd have found exactly what they already knew: that there was a warrant out for his arrest. The only sort of person who could have found both halves of the story by googling is the sort of person who did: someone who knew him and his whereabouts personally, but needed Google to tell her that he was a fugitive.
LaShawn (Score:3, Insightful)
How many Trawandas, DeLeroys, and Yasomethins do we need?
When you're thinking about naming your twins Orangello and Lemonjello , you should first consider whether or not sharing your genetic information is wise.
True, sex feels great, but consider the ascetic pleasure of knowing that you chose not to pass on a taste for absurd names to your progeny. Europe is clearly leading in this area.
I don't know if this is becasue the women are just too chic to consider motherhood, the men are too busy planting their seed where it cannot grow, or they are simply given to better taste.
Regardless, please do us all a favor and get a proper book of names, and don't give a child a name that is going to raise hackles for their whole life.
There are far better ways to express individuality than naming a poor infant LeDeZeppelin.
Thank you for your attention.
FINEX RANTEX
When will people learn? (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:Now that's journalism (Score:4, Insightful)
His new home address didn't show up, nothing about his new home was there. This was pretty much left for anyone who had just met him to give 'em the google to find out he's in trouble.
What this article demonstrates is quite easily summed up in one phrase: ignorant sensationalism
There is a trait highly common in criminals (Score:5, Insightful)
That's not to say there haven't been some really smart crooks, the smartest of which we likely know nothing of, but 99.99% of them are dumb.
So no, this is not at all supprising.
Oh, com'on, are you a leper? (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:There is a trait highly common in criminals (Score:3, Insightful)
99.99% of the criminals we catch and convict are dumb.
Smart criminals are smart enough not to get caught. Heck, you never hear about the smart criminals, because no one suspects smart criminals of criminal activity.
Re:I did the same thing with a neighbor... (Score:3, Insightful)
Re:IQ test (Score:3, Insightful)
People always forget this. Usually, about the time they start going off about how government should work more like private enterprise, so it can be more "efficient." Trouble is, the government is seen by too many people as a set of deep pockets with disinterested shareholders (yeah, that's you and me, folks). So the tape isn't just there because it's pretty (after all, if that were the case, it would be silver, not red), it's there to keep oversight.
Granted, it could use an overhaul now and then, but it needs to be carefully thought out.
Re:LaShawn (Score:2, Insightful)
I was just thinking how long its been since I gave someone a good randying...
Re:LaShawn (Score:3, Insightful)
How many Trawandas, DeLeroys, and Yasomethins do we need?
How are those any different from Steven, Michael, or John -- other than that they don't come from your particular cultural background?
As Frank Zappa once said about his children--whom he named Moon Unit, Dweezil, Ahmet Emukkha, and Diva Muffin--"it's the last name that gets them in trouble".
Re:Unbelievably cheap bastard (Score:3, Insightful)
Given the circumstances of his arrest. .
What? It's not? Gee, that'll be news to the local residents around these parts... but then, that's what I get for living in a town where a $10/head meal is considered expensive.