Kazaa Offices Raided 787
rj writes "ZDNet Australia is reporting the Music Industry Piracy Investigations (MIPI) this morning raided the offices of Kazaa owners, Sharman Networks, along with P2P company Brilliant Digital Entertainment, and the homes of key executives. Background on prosecution of copyright music in Australia over P2P is also available."
It's about time (Score:5, Funny)
Obligatory reference (Score:3, Funny)
-All your offices are belong to us*
*with Aussie strong accent, plz.
Regards,
jdif
No Biggie (Score:5, Funny)
Besides, with a name like MIPI, could you really stay mad at them for that long?
Nazis (Score:5, Funny)
What you gonna do when they come for you? (Score:5, Funny)
Trillionaires with Mafia support? (I mean Mafia backing, not people who threaten to make you sleep with the fishes unless you reboot your PC before ringing)
Yet more bogus damages calculations (Score:5, Funny)
As of now, my understanding is that Apple sells tracks for $US0.99, and is in pretty close to a breakeven state for iTunes (this may have changed recently, as surely the sheer volume going through iTunes would cause them to move into profit at some point). Regardless, it seems that $US0.99 is pretty close to the breakeven point, and you'd assume the breakeven cost in Australia would be no lower than that given the population is so small - let's cut the record companies some slack and assume $US0.90 is the breakeven point for online music sales in Australia.
$A0.99 translates to $US0.76. Now, since it costs $US0.90 to provide a downloadable music track, Kazaa is actually *saving* the record companies $US0.14 per downloaded track. By my calculation, the 850,000 tracks downloaded via Kazaa haved saved Australian record companies $US119,000 in providing that service.
What's that? Bogus use of statistics, you say?...
It's just like the commercials. (Score:5, Funny)
Voice in aussie accent: Search engine!
(shot of Fosters can)
Voice in aussie accent: Beer!
Dammit! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Obligatory reference (Score:5, Funny)
a> G'day blue, wha's th' goss?
b> All ya baches, barbies and crocs are belong to us, mate.
a> S'truth?
b> S'truth. It's bonza, mate. You have no chance to survive, make yer time.
a> Crickey dick!
MY office is in no danger of being raided.... (Score:3, Funny)
Wait...
Re:Obligatory reference (Score:5, Funny)
This is a subpoena!
Hmmm... (Score:2, Funny)
Could this be considered a case of "putting the squeeze on the Sharman"?
Mr. Whipple will not be happy about this!
(Sorry, I resisted as long as I could...)
Re:Obligatory reference (Score:5, Funny)
All you OFFICE(TM) are belong to us.
Filthy abusers of IP like you sicken me. How could you not recognize that that word belongs to MS.
Re:MIPI? (Score:1, Funny)
Obligatory Simpsons quote (Score:2, Funny)
Fat Tony: "No, what I said was he sleeps with the fishes."
It is all about the money (Score:5, Funny)
Australia also has the best judicial system that money can buy.
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First sentence of article (Score:3, Funny)
Holy run-on sentence, Batman! Jeez...
woo-ho! (Score:1, Funny)
acoustic waves! mama-mia!
"more titts, i say!"
mewonders why the RIA (terrorist groups only have
three letters) isn't sueing the power companies
for supplying electricity to the network operators.
shutting down some power plants should do the trick!
time to backup that stuff and bury them somewhere
in the lawn. or for that matter, make a nice
geo-cache somewhere
good thing the "MY computer" that is running
P2P client is safely hidden in some dark ally in
bangkok and is being VPN remote desktop-ed from
my real home, puh!
Pay the Piper (Score:4, Funny)
and some studies have shown that file-sharing may actually contribute to greater expenditure by participants on legitimate music.
I wonder where these studies came from? Saying file-sharing encourages the purchase of legitimate music is like saying hookers encourage fidelity in marriage.:P
Re:Obligatory reference (Score:5, Funny)
*Baaaaaaaa!*
So long as we're getting into mindless stereotypes here.
Lets be petty (Score:1, Funny)
Reaaaaaching for a joke..... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Legal? (Score:5, Funny)
I just had a mental image of a mobile Alexander Calder would never have had publicly shown.
Re:wait a second (Score:5, Funny)
In addition, hundreds of thousands of music files and terabytes worth of pirated DivX movies were confiscated on the RAID at the Sharman office. Kazaa is essentially shut down as there are no files available to be shared now that they're all in police custody. *rolls eyes*.
What's the point of raiding the offices of a software company who just makes the P2P client? They're not committing the crime!
Hasn't MIPI heard... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Goodie, goodie, goodie! (Score:5, Funny)
However, why the big quote from the U.S. Constitution? This happened in Australia.
Can't you quote someting Australian? :-)
Raided? (Score:3, Funny)
[sorry been up for 24 hours rebuilding a damn E4500]
Tribute to Mr. Whipple (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Legal? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:MY office is in no danger of being raided.... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:wait a second (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Legal? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Huh. (Score:5, Funny)
{knock knock} {sound of door being bashed open} Hullo? I have an Anton Pillar order thingie and I'm here to sieze stuff...
{Blam, Blam, Blam}
Really? I have a variety of legal firearms all protected by the 2nd Ammendment and the right to protect my home and property. Now what was that about some sort of legal order?
Re:Try this in the US. 'specially in the south... (Score:0, Funny)
Re:First sentence of article (Score:2, Funny)
It's certainly complicated, and a fairly confusing one, but it is not a run-on sentence. I can break it down if you want, but the gist of it is:
MIPI obtained an Anton Pilar order [clauses], and began raiding premises [clauses].
Their only grammatical mistake is that they have a compound predicate, (MIPI obtained...and began raiding...) rather than a compound sentence, so there should not be a comma in there after "Wilcox".
Now let's watch the mod effect; the wrong information gets modded up, while the correct information doesn't.