The Self-Tuning Guitar 512
CowboyRobot writes "With the TransPerformance Performer you push a button to activate a mechanical re-tensioning of the strings to any of a few hundred tunings, 'accurate to within 2 cents over the entire tuning range', in a couple of seconds. They can even refit your existing guitar. There's a long audio interview with Jimmy Page on the site. It's funny to hear him speak."
I for one.... (Score:0, Funny)
Sorry, I couldn't resist.
I can't wait... (Score:3, Funny)
Sweetness... (Score:5, Funny)
I have the fealing that most guitarists use the F just to stop me from trying to learn the song.
--Turvey
Roadies (Score:5, Funny)
No more tuning the guitars.
Sucks to be them.
Guess its mic checks from here on out. Sorry fellas.
Cool, but... (Score:2, Funny)
vocalists (Score:5, Funny)
Worried (Score:5, Funny)
"But will it auto tuna fish ?" (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm (Score:5, Funny)
I don't know about how effective the tuner is.... (Score:0, Funny)
But the site sucks big time. Nothing like having to constantly scroll in a tiny window when the rest of my display is going to waste to make me want to buy a product.
Of course, the site is designed with the artiste in mind, which means looking good is more important than actually being good.
Time to move on (Score:2, Funny)
In other news (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Worried (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Jimmy Page (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cool, but (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Jimmy Page (Score:5, Funny)
"You can see everything from here! There's Big Ben, there's Picadilly Circus, and there's Jimmy Page, the greatest thief of American Black Music who ever lived!"
And now all we need is (Score:0, Funny)
Re:Cool, but... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I wonder... (Score:4, Funny)
Ironically, they were going out of style!
--RJ
Re:Roadies (Score:5, Funny)
but mic checks are so much more rewarding:
(big festival, crowd waiting for next band)
Roadie: Microphone check
Roadie:
Crowd: ONE, TWO!
Roadie: CHECK, CHECK, ONE, TWO!
Crowd: CHECK, CHECK, ONE, TWO!
(Singer enters the stage, hugs roadie)
Singer: That nice guy is Jimmy. Everybody say "Fuck you, Jimmy"!
Crowd: Fuck you, Jimmy!
ahh, the sweet memories
Re:Roadies (Score:2, Funny)
Stavinsky's comments... (Score:2, Funny)
"Harpists spend 90 percent of their lives tuning their harps, and 10 percent playing out of tune".
Re:tuning (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Jimmy Page (Score:2, Funny)
"automatic guitar tuning grants' (Score:2, Funny)
At least we can now fix the out-of-tune part!
Re:Sweetness... (Score:4, Funny)
Remember kids, there is no money in the first five frets! :)
Re:Sweetness... (Score:2, Funny)
Thirtysomething male computer programmers, on the other hand, will impress nobody by singing "Blood and Fire" while openly weeping. Unless you are willing to dress up in flanel to pass yourself off as a very ugly butch lesbian and go on the Lilith Fair circuit, you need to learn how to play the whole guitar neck. :)
That'd wreck your head when using open tuning. (Score:2, Funny)
2. What the?
3. Goto 1.
4. Profit!!!
pseudocode compiler: Warning, unreachable code.
Re:I wonder... (Score:4, Funny)
You can even do this while you're talking, chewing gum, or arguing about which song to play next.
Tuning by eye, however, is something else entirely. It is an obscure talent that I've only seen demonstrated once. The guy played a steel string and he would just hold the where he could see it from the front and then turn all the knobs. When he was done, he'd announce, "That looks about right," and then hold up the guitar for the audience to inspect it. He was good, too -- the guitar was always in tune.
(It was an act of misdirection while he used his footpedal tuner. It got a great reaction from the crowd.)
Don't fall for it!!!!!!! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Roadies (Score:4, Funny)
Reminds me of an old joke:
Q: Why do sound technicians only count to two?A: Because if they could count to three, they'd be lighting technicians.
Nathan
Re:Sweetness... (Score:3, Funny)
Jimmy Page tuned within 2 cents (Score:4, Funny)
Why? Is he out of tune?
Re:Alternate Tunings (Score:2, Funny)
(That, or you received a music degree recently enough that the book has not had time to be burried behind a box of old shoes in your storage closet.)
Re:Even more fabulous (Score:1, Funny)