Spiderman 2 Trailer 280
Ant writes "Apple just posted the Spider-Man 2 trailer after the trailer was shown on The Apprentice for west coast."
"Conversion, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the human will." -- Virginia Woolf, "Mrs. Dalloway"
Spiderman and the Apprentice? (Score:5, Funny)
They could give him the extra four legs he's always wanted and graft some acting ability onto Kirsten Dunst.
Give a new meaning to (Score:0, Funny)
I'd like to know... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:w00t! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:michael (Score:2, Funny)
Phoebe: (to Chandler) Hey! (Chandler looks up, startled) Why isn't it Spiderman? Y'know like Goldman, Silverman...
Chandler: 'Cause it's-it's not his last name.
Phoebe: It isn't?
Chandler: No, it's not like, like Phil Spiderman. He's a spider, man. Y'know like ah, like Goldman is a last name, but there's no Gold Man.
Phoebe: Oh, okay. There should be Gold Man!
Now I feel unseemly for posting "Friend's" quotes to Slashdot...
So? (Score:1, Funny)
Hooligans. (Score:5, Funny)
Slashdot really needs to be more considerate of small, startup-quality companies like Apple.
Think of the dropped packets.
Great evil villain to get ass kicked (Score:3, Funny)
Most curious (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Trailer or Spoiler? (Score:5, Funny)
So you're the guy that always climbs over me 1 minute into the movie.
Re:Spiderman and the Apprentice? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Spiderman and the Apprentice? (Score:3, Funny)
"Now how are we going to even do this, Doctor?"
"I'm not sure, she's really REAALLLY bad. Did you see Mona Lisa Smile?"
"Am I wearing a pink tutu?"
"Yes but that's besides the point. I mean, we're talking a miracle here."
"Ok, what say we just give her some nitrous, and play with her boobies. Agreed?"
"Agreed."
Spoilers, spoilers everywhere (Score:5, Funny)
MPAA (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Spoilers, spoilers everywhere (Score:3, Funny)
I heard they made a book of it, and I was going to read before seeing the movie, but there's little point in that now. =)
Re:Spiderman and the Apprentice? (Score:3, Funny)
this is funny (Score:2, Funny)
heh heh, hadn't even thought about it since the 60's when my dad MADE ME give away my collection when we moved because he didn't want to pay shipping on it with the full sized tractor trailer that moved all our other crap... uh huh, full collection going way back to the 50's, marvel and DC and Mads.. geez....
that collection would be worth.. a freeking lot right now, that's how much! I would guess well into five maybe even six figures
The Apprentice (Score:5, Funny)
With the trailer shown during The Apprentice, they had to include this:
JJ Jameson, Peter Parker's boss at the paper, says
"YOU'RE FIRED!!"
Re:Spoilers, spoilers everywhere (Score:5, Funny)
Re:this is funny (Score:3, Funny)
The move and the removal of the comic books wasnt due to "shipping". He was trying to turn you from a pansy boy to a man. Unfortunately, due to the avid slashdot reading, he has obviously failed.
I read the book (Score:4, Funny)
I read the book, and I have no intention of watching the movie now. In the book, at the end, it was so obvious how they forced it to leave and open ending to then milk more cash in a sequel.
Re:Trailer or Spoiler? (Score:3, Funny)
Holy shit! You can give a review of a trailer you haven't even seen? I'm impressed.
Re:Dr. Oc (Score:3, Funny)
They don't want you to pity him, they want you to fear him. And what's more fearsome that a crazy guy with a George Michael haircut walking around in a trenchcoat?
"This Octopus has NINE big tentacles baby!"
Re:Dr. Oc (Score:3, Funny)
Is that you Mr. T? Welcome to slashdot....loved ya in the A-Team.
Ineptitude at Oscorp (Score:2, Funny)
Re:this is funny (Score:3, Funny)
He used to tell me, "Son, if my Ma hadn't thrown out my Superone 1, I would be a rich man today. But since she did I can't afford a gardener, so GET OUT THERE AND MOW THE LAWN!"